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Chris being less interesting out of jail then he was in was not something I expected.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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BubbaRobot887
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I take it he was never required to read Hamlet in school.
Me thinks he doth protest too much.
BubbaRobot887
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of course he doesn't, now that he is out of jail he can always bang his mom when he gets horny.
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Oh? Chris contradicts himself again, now that he actually is fully denying it happened...after inventing that insane roundabout multiversal angle where he suggests it did happen but because that wasn't Chris Prime or whatever (Chris Prime of course being this Chris), it's the same as if it didn't happen as far as we mere mortals should be concerned.
Either he forgot or because this pissed him off enough, but this might be the first post he's made in forever that might be free of that pretentious god LARP bullshit.
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It's also the first post he's made in a very long time where I don't feel like I'm having a stroke trying to understand it, which is a little odd considering what he's talking about here.
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Next he'll claim he wasn't even in jail. The fact is he needed to acknowledge his crime did in fact happen because the statute he was almost certainly released under requires the crime have been connected to (in Chris's case) his autism. No crime, no excuse.
Whirus
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I think last time he talked about his crime, he said it was from a different timeline or something.
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I would honestly love to see a Sonichu spinoff in the vein of Emperor Joker, with Chris being the Big E, of course. After all, he did take the original story from being what seemed like a comparatively innocent children's comic to an insane orgy of autism and sex-crazed violent revenge fantasies with delusions of having the bastard love child of Sonic and Pikachu as his best friend.
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They have him on a cocktail of drugs that turned him into a zombie. Sad
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Dropping a shitty edit I made shortly after I saw this post.
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Yeah, his excuse was that it was possible that some version of him had fucked his mom in some alternate dimension.
It was his way of getting around outright lying and saying it didn't happen, while also still being able to say he himself had not done the deed even though he also insists that he is connected to all versions of himself across the multiverse.
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The stream is over.
I wasted 4 hours of my life.
Total counter:
$246,50
17 subs
I converted australian dollars, canadian dollars, pesos and pounds to dollars for the sake of clarity. This does not include the amount of money spent on the media share as I'll have to calculate it tomorrow, but it seems to be around 300 bucks.
Chris also showed off his PC setup, which frankly sucks.
The amount of money is lower than the usual, but keep in mind the stream only had between 150 and 200 viewers, Chris was insufferable and Chris streams weekly now instead of twice a month.
I wasted 4 hours of my life.
Total counter:
$246,50
17 subs
I converted australian dollars, canadian dollars, pesos and pounds to dollars for the sake of clarity. This does not include the amount of money spent on the media share as I'll have to calculate it tomorrow, but it seems to be around 300 bucks.
Chris also showed off his PC setup, which frankly sucks.
The amount of money is lower than the usual, but keep in mind the stream only had between 150 and 200 viewers, Chris was insufferable and Chris streams weekly now instead of twice a month.
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Welp, Praetor did the impossible: they made Chris fucking boring.
Even during the Dimensional Merge saga there were defenders who argued Chris was still interesting, and even 2012-2014 and the jail saga had out-of-left-field insane moments and a lot of information leaked. I've seen nobody argue that the new Praetor Saga is interesting, because what they've done is essentially turn Chris into a generic content creator. And Chris has no skills in that department whatsoever.
The only interesting thing that's come out of this entire saga is speculation on Flutter's identity and that's gone silent ever since she left the picture. I was hoping for some insane shit to come out of the art contest winners, but sadly it doesn't seem like that's the case either.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope Chris gets a new troll if only just to finally drag him away from these chucklefucks. (Please don't ween.)
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Agreed that truly the most interesting thing with Chris right now is Flutter. And the whole Russian Propaganda Ponies thing. But that one for me is just because of the comparison to it being the new Blarms and wanting to see how far he's going to go with it.
I'm kinda hoping we haven't seen the last of Flutter and this is just a super long break, but I'm not gonna hold my breath on that. She's most likely fucked off back to 'Finland' or wherever the fuck she's from and has no desire to come back, or Praetor won't pay her more money.
Where is a fun troll that's not a complete ween when you need them? (PLEASE don't ween.)
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Looks like somebody got their con ticket refunded with prejudice.
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Chris admonishes people to "grow up", while in the same post he outright LIES about sexually abusing his geriatric mother. Because lying like a five year old who has chocolate all over their face when their parents ask them "Did you eat the chocolate that was on the table?", and the child replies "No! I promise it wasn't me!" is such a grown-up thing to do, right? No, the childish thing to do when everyone and their dog knows you did something wrong is to be honest about it.
I also find his rant about porn rather ironic since there was a time not that long ago when Chris used his porn collection to prove that he was a real adult, and not a retard with the mind of an eight year old.
I also find his rant about porn rather ironic since there was a time not that long ago when Chris used his porn collection to prove that he was a real adult, and not a retard with the mind of an eight year old.
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Holy hell, 75 dollars for a ticket ALONE? Not even taking into account gas, cost of living and overpriced knick knacks.
Forgive my ignorance, but I better be getting selfies with Twilight Sparkle herself for those prices.
I guess he's banned for life.
Forgive my ignorance, but I better be getting selfies with Twilight Sparkle herself for those prices.
I guess he's banned for life.
Kirby
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chris used to be very easy to troll so back then you could trick him into believing dumb shit like a fake chris stole his identity or miyamoto wanted to make a sonichu game by simply sending him an email
nowadays if you want to troll chris you need to be a sociopath with infinite free time and not have any moral qualms about gaslighting and doing irreversible damage to the psyche a 42 year old mentally ill man. the only people who fit that criteria are scum of the earth types like bella whose idea of "trolling" chris is making him kill himself.
chris has always been boring when left to his own devices. every interesting thing he has ever done was the result of someone directly fucking with him. i will preface this by saying i am by no means an expert in the field of lolcow economics but the market for schizophrenic mother rapists who shit themselves has never been more lucrative than it is now. there is no shortage of genosamuel/basedshaman redditors who are willing to buy praetor trash on etsy. once that market dies down, that is when you will see praetor endorsed bullshit like chris getting tazed, gay sex tape, chris trying to reclaim the temple, etc. right now chris is still profitable without having to do anything, so there is no need to change the formula/take his meds away and put their lol/cashcow hybrid in danger.