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ZehnBoat said:
I'm surprised chris isn't covering himself with lemon juice to turn invisible
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Wouldn't help him even if DID work. You could still smell his pungent odor a mile away. Although. . .a little citrus over his natural greasy, over perfumed, rotten watermelon natural musk. . .I'm not sure if that would make him smell better or worse.

Probably worse.
 
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DragoonSierra said:
Didnt you say he wouldnt be disappointed if it didnt work? Most people were predicting an epic chimpout once he realizes it doesnt work.
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Well, I don't think he'd chimp out if he realized it didn't work. But even if he would, that begs the question: how could you prove to Chris that it isn't working?

Chris still believes the curse-ye-ha-me-ha works, for example.

Like, I don't think Chris will ever have any reason to believe it's not working. At best he'll realize it's taking too long to work. He's got backup plans for that very reason. He's pursuing transitioning traditionally. (And he might be doing better than ADF, with no outside help, and with very little gloating about his successes.)
 
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Marvin said:
He's got backup plans for that very reason. He's pursuing transitioning traditionally. (And he might be doing better than ADF, with no outside help, and with very little gloating about his successes.)
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Please, Marvin
Tell us everything you know; I know Chris' logic is skewed, but we would all like to know his plan B (with true and honest details).
Is Chris finally going to get breast implants, vagina, hair plugs, and hormones?
 
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Marvin said:
Well, I don't think he'd chimp out if he realized it didn't work. But even if he would, that begs the question: how could you prove to Chris that it isn't working?

Chris still believes the curse-ye-ha-me-ha works, for example.

Like, I don't think Chris will ever have any reason to believe it's not working. At best he'll realize it's taking too long to work. He's got backup plans for that very reason. He's pursuing transitioning traditionally. (And he might be doing better than ADF, with no outside help, and with very little gloating about his successes.)
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i was thinking, would you agree that chris cherry picks such things?
if he thought he had telekinesis, would he either ignore failed attempts or write it off as "wasn't trying hard enough" or "troll interferance"
and point to times things moved as proof.
i can picture chris spending half an hour waving his hands at various things, and when one just moves on it's own, he'll jump (HA!) up and down going "I DID IT"
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Please, Marvin
Tell us everything you know; I know Chris' logic is skewed, but we would all like to know his plan B (with true and honest details).
Is Chris finally going to get breast implants, vagina, hair plugs, and hormones?
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Re breast implants: I think Chris doesn't know what to think about his mantits. According to the numbers, which he parades around, he's a D or whatever. From what various bra enthusiasts on here tell me, you have to get creative to measure a fat manchild's tits accurately, so those numbers are useless.

I think Chris believes the numbers are accurate, but when he looks at himself in the mirror, he doesn't really see much of a change from when he was a man. So, Chris thinks, if nothing changed, then they're not really woman tits. They're just man tits on a woman. That conclusion obviously bothers Chris, so I think he tries to find ways to tell himself that the tits really are getting bigger, but I don't think he's 100% convinced by that.

I'm not sure where he'd stand as far as breast implants. Would getting implants mean he's admitting the numbers he brags about are BS? Or would he jump on the opportunity? I don't think he cares too much either way, because he assumes surgery is way too expensive for the foreseeable future.

Re vagina: He absolutely intends to get SRS. But in the same way he's not really thinking about breast implants because of the cost, he's not really thinking about a neovagina any time soon.

Re hair plugs: Chris never addresses his thinning hair. I'm sure people have tried to concern troll (hey, an actual legit application of that term...) Chris about the topic, but I don't remember him saying or doing anything interesting.

Actually, one thing that does come to mind regarding hair: Chris is really too cheap to go to a hairdresser, even if you try to sell the idea to Chris as something girly. Like "tee hee, how about we go get our hair did, and our nails and have a girls day!" Normally that sort of line works for Chris all the time, but I think he thinks that long hair is inherently feminine. He can't see the flaws that distinguish it from an actual girl's hair. (Like the bald spot, and how it's uncombed and unkempt and looks like shit.) I'm sure you could piss Chris the fuck off by comparing him to a long-haired male hobo. (Heh, also, this paragraph of analysis came from an unnamed friend of mine. They know more about Chris' hair situation than I do.)

Re hormones: Chris is definitely looking into hormones.
ZehnBoat said:
i was thinking, would you agree that chris cherry picks such things?
if he thought he had telekinesis, would he either ignore failed attempts or write it off as "wasn't trying hard enough" or "troll interferance"
and point to times things moved as proof.
i can picture chris spending half an hour waving his hands at various things, and when one just moves on it's own, he'll jump (HA!) up and down going "I DID IT"
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I definitely think he does cherry pick things like that. But! I think he believes his cherry picking a lot of the time. Chris is fucking stupid with a really fuzzy memory and view of the world.

Memories will change and shift over time, even for normal people. And when you consider Chris, he's as fuck and takes a "anything can happen!" attitude with reality. For example, Chris believes he cursed Mary Lee Walsh's caeer. If I'm thinking of the right situation, he believes his curse worked because she got some award one year, and then after he cursed her, she never got the award again.

Chris applies magic -> ... ? -> profit!
 
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Hyperion said:
wow lol

He's so out of touch with reality that he thinks you just constantly get awards.
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And that's the point in the conversation where you ask him why Barb only got the mother of the year award once or twice. (Either ask him accusatorily, like he's being mean to Barb OR sympathetically, like Barb was a shitty mom and didn't deserve the award. Then Chris scrambles to justify his tard logic.)
 
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Marvin said:
Well, I don't think he'd chimp out if he realized it didn't work. But even if he would, that begs the question: how could you prove to Chris that it isn't working?

Chris still believes the curse-ye-ha-me-ha works, for example.

Like, I don't think Chris will ever have any reason to believe it's not working. At best he'll realize it's taking too long to work. He's got backup plans for that very reason. He's pursuing transitioning traditionally. (And he might be doing better than ADF, with no outside help, and with very little gloating about his successes.)
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Surgery is way to expensive for Chris in any foreseeable situation unless he gets a damn job. So are Hormones with the anti androgen blocker. Hes deluding himself if he thinks otherwise.
 
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Marvin said:
I'm sure you could piss Chris the fuck off by comparing him to a long-haired male hobo. (Heh, also, this paragraph of analysis came from an unnamed friend of mine. They know more about Chris' hair situation than I do.)
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I've been thinking he looks a bit more like...
 

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Marvin said:
Well, I don't think he'd chimp out if he realized it didn't work. But even if he would, that begs the question: how could you prove to Chris that it isn't working?

Chris still believes the curse-ye-ha-me-ha works, for example.
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Any idea when he last mentioned curses? The last example on the wiki is for Tito in 2010. I half expected him to curse trump. Does he think it works but doesn't use it because it's evil?
 
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