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This guy roll a D20 and got a D21
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3 hours ago, Alan Thornton/Hulkerine100 posted a Ask Me Anything on Reddit detailing his experience with one of Chris’s enablers.

It turns out that Alyburger lied about having a forearm cock and stole some Youtube virgin’s identity.

The retard shared it on both the ChrisChanSonichu subreddit as well as the AMA subreddit, but for some reason whenever I clicked on the subreddit posts, it shows no text so I think they were automatically deleted by the moderators since the account appears to be brand new
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I clicked on Thornton’s profile and found he’s posted the same post on his profile for the world to see
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The link for the post can be found here.
 
3 hours ago, Alan Thornton/Hulkerine100 posted a Ask Me Anything on Reddit detailing his experience with one of Chris’s enablers.

It turns out that Alyburger lied about having a forearm cock and stole some Youtube virgin’s identity.

The retard shared it on both the ChrisChanSonichu subreddit as well as the AMA subreddit, but for some reason whenever I clicked on the subreddit posts, it shows no text so I think they were automatically deleted by the moderators since the account appears to be brand new
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I clicked on Thornton’s profile and found he’s posted the same post on his profile for the world to see
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The link for the post can be found here.
Idk who that is but he sounds unhinged. Also "I have a very popular Youtube channel" and most of the videos have less than 50 views. And "I have provided the trolls pictures of my birth certificate and driver's license" :story:
 
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So this loony is claiming to be a "victim" of Chris-Chan based on nothing Chris actually did?
He thinks that he’s "a victim" all because one of Chris’s enablers stole his identity, but I am pretty sure Chris doesn’t even know who Alan Thornton/Hulkerine100 is, I don’t think he’s ever stumbled across his Youtube channel, let alone know what he even looks like.

All Alyburger did was stole his retarded Youtube name, she never stole his ugly pictures, the pictures she shared of her ugly moon face are her’s, this is what Alan Thornton apparently looks like and even though he is biologically male and not a tranny, he still hideous
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He’s probably even worse looking compared to Hirschberg, he’s fat and he’s going bald :lit:
Idk who that is but he sounds unhinged. Also "I have a very popular Youtube channel" and most of the videos have less than 50 views. And "I have provided the trolls pictures of my birth certificate and driver's license" :story:
He’s some gamer from London in England who makes shitty lives streams for fun and has assburgers.

The whole reason why he was brought up on the Farms in the past was because some autistic Scottish Jew tranny called Aly Michelle Hirschberg started copying his Youtube name on Twitter and because a bunch of weens started trolling him, he blames it all on Chris.

I’m not surprised he has his own thread since he’s pretty much a lolcow himself for his own content.

Back in 2019 and 2020, Hulkerine would post all these videos of himself showing tard rage because he had a fallen out with a few people who would frequent his channel and then his Aussie girlfriend (who is like 30 years older than him) dumped for someone even younger and he cried about it during a live stream threatening to delete his channel :story:

To make things even more interesting, he had a fall out with some furry fag named Eric Blade or Nicholas Halpern who was recently outed for being a pedophile and Eric apparently would hack his Gmail and Instagram and Hulkerine would throw spaz attacks over it and start crying, begging Eric to leave him alone :lit:

As for this Youtube channel and views, I think he has at least 2 videos that reached over 1k, but both of them are boring.
1 has 3.1k views and just shows him pissing about on Bejeweled and another only has 1k views and is just a tutorial video.

His other videos only have 3 digit or 2 digit views
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And here I thought Chris was becoming too boring to follow anymore...he goes and hints at not only being back on PayPal but back in Ruckersville
He uses PayPal for processing donations at least since the second livestream. Some of the PayPal notifications were seen on his phone when he showed it to the camera.
 
It used to say Big Island.
I wonder if he changed it after the latest sighting of his car in front of the house, we know he checks the subreddit. Nice self-doxx that was btw, of course anyone going to the cwcki could know but most people didn't. The guy who took the pics didn't know he lives here either, he only recognized the license plate.
 
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I wonder if he changed it after the latest sighting of his car in front of the house, we know he checks the subreddit. Nice self-doxx that was btw, of course anyone going to the cwcki could know but most people didn't. The guy who took the pics didn't know he lives here either, he only recognized the license plate.
Unlikely, since we've had confirmed sightings of the car in front of the Big Island House since before last Christmas IIRC, though at the time there was a tarp or something over it in an attempt to disguise it.

How so? Maybe he's screwing two women at once? Maybe Barb is now dead and he's letting a Fluttershy Fan move into his late mother's bedroom?
I'm pretty sure we'd know if Barb is dead.
 
But this doesn't explain his complete absence from the internet, moving can be a laborious task but given this is Chris, protesting the G5 show seemed to be his reason Deitre, so...
Perhaps Chris and Caden had some sort of huge falling out and it took this long for Chris to finally realize he has to get out there. 14 Branchland is the only other place he knows in the area, and in typical lazy Chris fashion, is going with that option.

He probably knows from visits and people knowing he's visited, that hordes of police cars aren't going to decend on the house and arrest him, so he probably thinks it's safe.
 


He had better not be back living with Barb. No woman deserves to die getting raped every three nights.

This is making me really mad.
This could explain why he has gone radio silent, he figures that has long as he doesn't say anything he will be left alone to rape Barb until she dies.
Honestly it wouldn't shock me if after she died he kept her body around and kept having sex with it.

Our justice system is worthless if it can't protect a disabled woman in her 80s from a man who already raped her.
 
He had better not be back living with Barb. No woman deserves to die getting raped every three nights.

This is making me really mad.
This could explain why he has gone radio silent, he figures that has long as he doesn't say anything he will be left alone to rape Barb until she dies.
Honestly it wouldn't shock me if after she died he kept her body around and kept having sex with it.

Our justice system is worthless if it can't protect a disabled woman in her 80s from a man who already raped her.
Caden probably dumped his ass cuz he wasn't profitable (enough) anymore and Flutter wouldn't give him her address.

Good call, I think that's absolutely why he went radio silent.

Of course, it's possible they couldn't keep up payments on the house, so...

But then why was Chris's car still at Big Island? Moving?
 
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