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I haven't kept up with Chris much since the whole Barb situation. I knew he was out of jail but didn't know much else.

Drove through Big Island today to go fishing. Saw the Sonichu license plate on my way there and coming back around. I was able to snap a pic on the way back.

I'd imagine Chris frequents the gas station nearby, as there's not much else around the area.


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TwistedFreak said:
I haven't kept up with Chris much since the whole Barb situation. I knew he was out of jail but didn't know much else.

Drove through Big Island today to go fishing. Saw the Sonichu license plate on my way there and coming back around. I was able to snap a pic on the way back.

I'd imagine Chris frequents the gas station nearby, as there's not much else around the area.
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Good job.

Did you see Barb's corpse in the window?
 
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TwistedFreak said:
I haven't kept up with Chris much since the whole Barb situation. I knew he was out of jail but didn't know much else.

Drove through Big Island today to go fishing. Saw the Sonichu license plate on my way there and coming back around. I was able to snap a pic on the way back.

I'd imagine Chris frequents the gas station nearby, as there's not much else around the area.


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This is actually very curious.

I took a look at pics of the car on the wiki, which were taken last Sunday (off reddit) and the car looks to be in the exact same position, with the wheels turned to the right. Maybe not much, but it means Chris has not driven the car for at least three, maybe four days. Interestingly, the pics from the 19th show a grass patch growing right in front of the front right tire, but here there is no grass.

Also, looks like Chris got into a very minor fender bender given the state of that right side rear view mirror, which pics from last year at least show the casing for that rear view was still intact.
 
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TwistedFreak said:
I haven't kept up with Chris much since the whole Barb situation. I knew he was out of jail but didn't know much else.

Drove through Big Island today to go fishing. Saw the Sonichu license plate on my way there and coming back around. I was able to snap a pic on the way back.

I'd imagine Chris frequents the gas station nearby, as there's not much else around the area.


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I lost track of Chris not to long after the jail letters started. A couple were interesting like him wanting Barb dead and the first one where he refers to himself as Jesus. The rest were unintelligible drivel or boring. I do however like that Chris and flutter have reached cryptid status.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
This is actually very curious.

I took a look at pics of the car on the wiki, which were taken last Sunday (off reddit) and the car looks to be in the exact same position, with the wheels turned to the right. Maybe not much, but it means Chris has not driven the car for at least three, maybe four days. Interestingly, the pics from the 19th show a grass patch growing right in front of the front right tire, but here there is no grass.

Also, looks like Chris got into a very minor fender bender given the state of that right side rear view mirror, which pics from last year at least show the casing for that rear view was still intact.
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I just saw a post a couple pages back-if that's what you're referencing. His wheel look turned further to the right in that one.

That's probably just how he parks all the time when coming from the opposite direction of me in the pic- i.e.: pulls in driveway, backs up towards the house, straightens the wheel out before parking to have the car parallel.
 
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TwistedFreak said:
That's probably just how he parks all the time when coming from the opposite direction of me in the pic- i.e.: pulls in driveway, backs up towards the house, straightens the wheel out before parking to have the car parallel.
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I visited Branchland a few years ago, and I noticed that Chris was so lazy, he wouldn't make the turn onto Branchland CT, instead, opting to drive across the grass to the point the grass worn away to park right next to the house so he could pull out of the driveway and circle back.

I bet he parks like that, and just does a u-turn across 501 to head to Lynchburg, which is pretty nuts since that part of the highway is traveled heavily by 18 wheelers to the paper plant.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
This is what we've come to.

How shitty Chris parks his car.
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It's been a tradition ever since Virginia made the mistake of giving him a driver's license. Chris can't ever park for shit. He just like this permanent 16 year old who hasn't learned yet that you also need to steer the back of the car along with the front of the car.
 
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Just to verify, Chris is indeed living at the Big Island house.

He was living at Gateway Homes temporarily and was originally supposed to stay there since that was the plan by court, but obviously Caden knew that if Chris was under the care of some mental institution, he wouldn't be able to make more money from Chris so that's why he bought that house for Chris.

Anyway, I called Gateway Homes last year when Chris was released from jail just to confirm whether or not Chris was indeed at Gateway Homes and at first they said no so I am assuming it was because he wasn't in their care just yet because around April or May last year, I called again (obviously I only called twice because the staff there have to work and I didn't want to be a ween) and they actually did say Chris was there, but he was apparently out shopping.

So, again, I only called recently just to see if Chris is living with Caden and a woman who works there said Chris is no longer staying at Gateway Homes, they didn't tell me his address because of patient confidentiality, but they did say he now has his own place.
The woman's exact words were: "I am sorry, Christine Chandler is no longer here, I believe "she" has "her" own place now. It is her decision whether she wants to contact you so you will have to ask her yourself where she is staying."

There you have it, Chris is indeed living at Caden's house in Big Island and is no longer living at 14 Branchland Ct or Gateway Homes.

10682 Lee Jackson Hwy
Big Island
VA 24526
USA
 
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BeatboxBill said:
Just to verify, Chris is indeed living at the Big Island house.

He was living at Gateway Homes temporarily and was originally supposed to stay there since that was the plan by court, but obviously Caden knew that if Chris was under the care of some mental institution, he wouldn't be able to make more money from Chris so that's why he bought that house for Chris.

Anyway, I called Gateway Homes last year when Chris was released from jail just to confirm whether or not Chris was indeed at Gateway Homes and at first they said no so I am assuming it was because he wasn't in their care just yet because around April or May last year, I called again (obviously I only called twice because the staff there have to work and I didn't want to be a ween) and they actually did say Chris was there, but he was apparently out shopping.

So, again, I only called recently just to see if Chris is living with Caden and a woman who works there said Chris is no longer staying at Gateway Homes, they didn't tell me his address because of patient confidentiality, but they did say he now has his own place.
The woman's exact words were: "I am sorry, Christine Chandler is no longer here, I believe "she" has "her" own place now. It is her decision whether she wants to contact you so you will have to ask her yourself where she is staying."

There you have it, Chris is indeed living at Caden's house in Big Island and is no longer living at 14 Branchland Ct or Gateway Homes.

10682 Lee Jackson Hwy
Big Island
VA 24526
USA
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I legit feel sorry for the people who have to deal with this everytime word gets around where Chris is after being arrested/spotted.

Remember a Vietnam War museum had to close down and sell its collection to another museum just because it was located within walking distance of 14 branch land court, and Weens spa.ed their Google page with everything from comparisons to a sewage treatment plant to. "Really should be a museum of sonichu given the sonichu temple pokestop is so close."
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Remember a Vietnam War museum had to close down and sell its collection to another museum just because it was located within walking distance of 14 branch land court, and Weens spa.ed their Google page with everything from comparisons to a sewage treatment plant to. "Really should be a museum of sonichu given the sonichu temple pokestop is so close."
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I actually wanted to go see that place, the guy had some very neat things.
 
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BeatboxBill said:
Just to verify, Chris is indeed living at the Big Island house.

He was living at Gateway Homes temporarily and was originally supposed to stay there since that was the plan by court, but obviously Caden knew that if Chris was under the care of some mental institution, he wouldn't be able to make more money from Chris so that's why he bought that house for Chris.

Anyway, I called Gateway Homes last year when Chris was released from jail just to confirm whether or not Chris was indeed at Gateway Homes and at first they said no so I am assuming it was because he wasn't in their care just yet because around April or May last year, I called again (obviously I only called twice because the staff there have to work and I didn't want to be a ween) and they actually did say Chris was there, but he was apparently out shopping.

So, again, I only called recently just to see if Chris is living with Caden and a woman who works there said Chris is no longer staying at Gateway Homes, they didn't tell me his address because of patient confidentiality, but they did say he now has his own place.
The woman's exact words were: "I am sorry, Christine Chandler is no longer here, I believe "she" has "her" own place now. It is her decision whether she wants to contact you so you will have to ask her yourself where she is staying."

There you have it, Chris is indeed living at Caden's house in Big Island and is no longer living at 14 Branchland Ct or Gateway Homes.

10682 Lee Jackson Hwy
Big Island
VA 24526
USA
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We need audio. A piece of mail listing Chris's name and address.
 
While "Honor Roll" can't go with "SONICHU" because weens stole that plate, why didn't he go with "SONICU" or "SONCHU"? Why "SONCIHU"?

Or better yet, why not have a "normal" license plate instead of a "vanity" one? Oh right, that bloated ego.

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The woman's exact words were: "I am sorry, Christine Chandler is no longer here, I believe "she" has "her" own place now. It is her decision whether she wants to contact you so you will have to ask her yourself where she is staying."
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It really is disturbing when people refer to that freak as female.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
While "Honor Roll" can't go with "SONICHU" because weens stole that plate, why didn't he go with "SONICU" or "SONCHU"? Why "SONCIHU"?

Or better yet, why not have a "normal" license plate instead of a "vanity" one? Oh right, that bloated ego.


It really is disturbing when people refer to that freak as female.
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I want to belive they do it because if you don't you won't have a job
 
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According to realtor,com, that house was originally built in 1920 and recently extensively remodeled into a 5 bedroom, 4 apartment unit. Likely Caden did not buy the place, but instead rents. Two of the apartments are efficiency units and at least one has two bedrooms, so they could be sharing the rent there. Seems plausible, right?
 
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