Containment Random Chris Updates

[The_Luck_Boy]

God bless Chris for sticking to his miniskirt + leggings + tranny socks combo lol

Shaving his legs takes effort. Better time spent in the bathroom taking a four minute shower or two hours fumbling to dye his hair.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Also wikipedos are mad af that their wiki will never be as good as the cwcwiki.

That is true and I agree with you on that, but the Wiki mods would probably see it as pointless for Chris to have his own Wikipedia page since there is already a website containing shitloads of info on Chris in general

 

[ToroidalBoat]

always assume he's a lurker

How long did it take "Honor Roll" to catch on that KF isn't "cancelled" like he thought it was?

 

[Naenia Ness]

That is true and I agree with you on that, but the Wiki mods would probably see it as pointless for Chris to have his own Wikipedia page since there is already a website containing shitloads of info on Chris in general

I hate to be that guy, but if it were pointless to have an article on Wikipedia because there's a bunch of info on a wiki elsewhere why have articles on literally any popular TV show or game series ever?

I do agree that even if they did give in and write out a Chris article it wouldn't be as good as the CWCKI. Would probably be half assed out of sheer spite.

 

[innocent jogger]

How long did it take "Honor Roll" to catch on that KF isn't "cancelled" like he thought it was?

CWC's brain is pretty fried. From his early life (*deep dive the CWCiki), his trannie shit (aka trolls left him alone...and he WAS alone-total shock to the narcissist), his almost two years in solitary and now living with GenZ Cow Gayden Peck in what seems like a sweet deal for post jail Jesus-Chan...I'm sure he sees and reads shit, but I wonder how much he actually comprehends anymore?

I hate to be that guy, but if it were pointless to have an article on Wikipedia because there's a bunch of info on a wiki elsewhere why have articles on literally any popular TV show or game series ever?

You aren't "that guy" at all. Their blatant refusal to host articles about CWC did lead me question that myself, which led me to an ED reboot, the CWCKi, and then the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I hate to be that guy, but if it were pointless to have an article on Wikipedia because there's a bunch of info on a wiki elsewhere why have articles on literally any popular TV show or game series ever?

I do agree that even if they did give in and write out a Chris article it wouldn't be as good as the CWCKI. Would probably be half assed out of sheer spite.

Yeah, their huge hateboner for Chris aside, the excuse they can fall back on to avoid giving him a page is that a lot of info is, by their own (hypocritical and cherry-picked) standards, not from "reliable sources". Anything from KF is blacklisted, autobiographical entries have to jump through several hoops before they are accepted, on top of that Chris is known to lie a lot, trolls, etc.

Of course nothing stops them from writing about him and his influence on internet culture in broad terms without citing "bad" sources, they just don't want to.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I hate to be that guy, but if it were pointless to have an article on Wikipedia because there's a bunch of info on a wiki elsewhere why have articles on literally any popular TV show or game series ever?

I do agree that even if they did give in and write out a Chris article it wouldn't be as good as the CWCKI. Would probably be half assed out of sheer spite.

I agree, Wikipedia used to be the go to place for general information but it’s been increasingly obvious that it’s infested from the top with people who have an agenda and they’d only make a (locked) article on Chris if it suited them, and since he’s unpredictable and shows trans women in a bad light I doubt they ever will.

 

[King Kiwi]

Good afternoon Kiwis.

I present to you Day 2 of #Crishing - a Twisted Freak Production.

I come bearing answers to two long debated questions:

1. Does Chris read Kiwi Farms?
2. Does bullying work?

After less than a week of being publicly shamed on KF for his antisocial parking behavior, Christopher has changed his ways. See pic:

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That was from this morning. On my second trip of the day #Crishing on Lee Jackson Highway, I spotted a wild Christopher outside of his paper mill goon mansion:

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So much for that airport fit, back to dressing like a 5 year old girl apparently.

After snapping that pic, I flipped a U-Turn and went to H&H Mart. After laying down a doozer in the bathroom, I saw Christopher getting gas at the gas station. I didn't notice him until I was already in my car. Rather than startle him with a camera in his face, I managed to snap a picture of him leaving:

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I see.

The only thing I learned from this is that we are becoming complacent with weening and stalking.

I would hope you'd have better things to do with your time then harassing people and then arrogantly boasting about it online.

 

[Chromeo]

I agree, Wikipedia used to be the go to place for general information but it’s been increasingly obvious that it’s infested from the top with people who have an agenda and they’d only make a (locked) article on Chris if it suited them, and since he’s unpredictable and shows trans women in a bad light I doubt they ever will.

A thought; if Chris never trooned out, would Wikipedia have made an article on him then?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

How long did it take "Honor Roll" to catch on that KF isn't "cancelled" like he thought it was?

Actually, Chris probably doesn't read this place, but does read Reddit as he has himself confirmed.
That being said, Chris has actually acknowledged the Farms a few times, including one Reddit post and the Keffals interview, correcting her about Kiwi Farms being down by saying that the trolls will just find a new place to stalk him at. This is for example why Chris only learned of the TinyHorse1942 being busted after it was posted on Reddit two weeks later.
Secondly. Chris didn't learn to park better. He just parks his car without much effort just driving it onto the driveway from the general direction he went from. Here he probably just returned from Lynchburg or some place like that.

 

[TwistedFreak]

I see.

The only thing I learned from this is that we are becoming complacent with weening and stalking.

I would hope you'd have better things to do with your time then harassing people and then arrogantly boasting about it online.

Shut up pussy.

Stalking...let's see. We have two candidates:

1. The person who drove by and snapped some pictures of someone en route to a fishing trip on two occasions.
2. The person who makes discussion of said person a daily ritual for years.

Kill yourself

 

[Black Yoshi]

I see.

The only thing I learned from this is that we are becoming complacent with weening and stalking.

I would hope you'd have better things to do with your time then harassing people and then arrogantly boasting about it online.

If he weened he would have started recording, rolled down the window, and yelled JULAY JULAY JULAY when he saw Chris. Then he would have put it on youtube and then come here to brag about it.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

If he weened he would have started recording, rolled down the window, and yelled JULAY JULAY JULAY when he saw Chris. Then he would have put it on youtube and then come here to brag about it.

I mean, that's stalking if you specifically go to Chris's house and bother him.
One guy, the one behind the restaurant pics, went to 14BC and talked with Barb ffs.
Myself, it's nice to know he hadn't fucked off to Finland.
We need hackers tho. We really need to know the email correspondence.

 

[Optimus Prime]

A thought; if Chris never trooned out, would Wikipedia have made an article on him then?

No. Chris is not a truly significant person, the biggest thing he ever did prior to the motherfucking making the news cycle for a week was be a kid who won a sweepstakes. Remove the troon shit and he's virtually indistinguishable from inbred trailer trash you could find pretty much anywhere in the southern US.

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

https://www.vogue.com/article/sporty-striped-polos

https://web.archive.org/web/20240423013850/https://www.vogue.com/article/sporty-striped-polos

they know right? they gotta know.


edit: oh they put the liquid chris shirt in the list. they fucking know what they were doing

 

[themarchivist2]

Yeah, their huge hateboner for Chris aside, the excuse they can fall back on to avoid giving him a page is that a lot of info is, by their own (hypocritical and cherry-picked) standards, not from "reliable sources". Anything from KF is blacklisted, autobiographical entries have to jump through several hoops before they are accepted, on top of that Chris is known to lie a lot, trolls, etc.

There are actually a couple articles talking about Chris's history in detail from sources they consider reliable, most notably this one from Yahoo Money News, and this one from Business Insider. The problem with those is that they both lean into the narrative of Chris being a victim, and essentially present the idea that everything Chris ever did was from the manipulation of trolls. Because of that, Wikipedia instead cites their policy of linking to external harassment, which they've applied in a handful of other cases to people considered "cyberbullying victims" who've done nothing notable themselves. I've also seen them reference their attack page policy in similar cases.

As we've seen now though, if all of that fails, they're more than willing to fall back on a "No Chris Chan" rule that doesn't actually exist.

I've looked more into the Trash Taste article, and that's actually a pretty odd case in general. It seems to be mostly managed by a few weeb editors who fought to keep the article up in the first place. So the article itself is probably a bigger point of contention with the admins than Chris's mention on it.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Whoever told Twisted Freak to be careful taking pictures, you were right to do so

 

[Bill Kilgore]

Whoever told Twisted Freak to be careful taking pictures, you were right to do so
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This honestly doesn't look like something Chris would type, what are the chances of someone else typing this shit for him? (I.e Caden or Flutter).

 

[The_Luck_Boy]

Whoever told Twisted Freak to be careful taking pictures, you were right to do so
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Did I not fucking call this? The only reason someone hasn't thrown a molotov cocktail of actively fermenting feces through a window is because Caden put cameras up. Gotta wonder if Chris got the idea from here/reddit or if that was just written by Caden. Oh well, time to wait for a ween to buy a drone.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Oh well, time to wait for a ween to buy a drone.

Now I just picture an army of drones desending upon Caden's house with the sound of Chris saying "Julie" playing.