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Knock-off merch is super common at conventions, they’ll make whatever is currently trending or sells.

I might feel bad if it wasn’t Caden and Chris not getting paid and they weren’t already ripped off character designs.
I'd yell shut it down if Caden isn't the one losing income. In that case, fuck that guy and I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison.
 
These sonichu solutions medallions seem much better than the shit Praetor's putting out now, and are guaranteed to be less cursed due to no chris contact tbh
 
SonichuSolutions was at Weeb Con 2024 but for some reason they got moved to the 18+ section.


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A video relating to the situation reveals a person working with SonichuSolutions named David.



The TikTok account links to a Linktree page for Sonichu Solutions.

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Clicking on "The Life And Times Of Donkey Kang" shows it was made by someone named David Caidenhead.

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Here is their Spotify page.

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Using publicly available information and the information available at this time, all signs point to a man named David Cadenhead being the person behind SonichuSolutions.
 
This reminds me that I just recently saw someone post a Sonichu Medallion meme in the wild in the replies of a Xeet that was totally unrelated to Chris or the Farms. Has it learned to self replicate?
 
Are bottleg medallions cursed like the real ones?
Most likely, albeit less here due to less human intervention (the more effort and thus intent to mimic the originals, the more cursed they are). Would steer clear of any medallions unless cast in .999 silver on a New Moon and quenched in Holy Water. That should be Josh‘s next silver run tbh

All their stuff appears to be 3D printed.

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Looks to be ran on a modified Ender 3 with a multi-material setup. Which means they’re not even handpainted, but colored via the plastic ran through the machine.
 
I find it humorous that I blocked a love interest, an actual one I wore out a few times in bed, should quote my getting a 'tism riddled coworker fired after I blocked her after a final adios message. How was it relevant? Did I bring it up all the time? Did I mention Chris' faggotry or his existence once? Nope. It was once for the idiot at work so riddled with 'tism we joked he was fat because it needed a place to go so it went into his tits and fat folds. "Fat with autism" was a joke with coworkers.
But she took the cock and the affection, never said a word. Only to bring it up now? Pfft... I think she was one of those people in highschool who made the most photogenic mongoloid prom Queen before it was fashionable.
I sent her the first video of the Geno docu before blocking her. May she learn and better herself away from the god's blunders.
 
You'd think Sega or possibly Nintendo would want to stop this kind of thing, since it is now being carried on for profit, presumably by non-tards. Somebody walking by the booth with no clue who ChrisChan is might assume this is somehow authorized.
A good lawyer in the copyright branch would argue that after years of existence in social media as a cultural phenomenon, a lot of art created (comics, médaillon and other stuff) and no copyright claims from Sega and Nintendo that I know of, that the Sonichu universe is an entity on his own and can't be associated with the original creations and official trademarks from Sega and Nintendo.
I actually believe that nowadays with a little bit of cleaning up (no direct references to characters like Sonic for example) Chris can register and own the rights on Sonichu and other original characters he created. With everything well documented it would be easy for him to claim the intellectual property.
 
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