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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Yes, Chris still believes the Soviet Union is a thing.
Once, for example, he wrote that religion is banned in Russia.
He also commonly refers to Russia as Soviet Union.
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I'm still not over the fact that he believed that Hitler was a communist.

And God's honest truth, I don't think I will ever be.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
Hitler was a communist, he moved the National Socialists because he came to believe that the communists were over run with Jews. He then moved on to the party that was the next closest thing to communist that also believed in racial purity.

Just goes to show even Chris can be right some times even if he doesn't understand why.
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I heard that he at least flirted with communism once but didn't stick with it. I was referring to the time he tried to mock Jack Thaddeus by singing this:
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Yes, Chris still believes the Soviet Union is a thing.
Once, for example, he wrote that religion is banned in Russia.
He also commonly refers to Russia as Soviet Union.
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Chris was almost 10 when the Soviet Union collapsed. I'm honestly not surprised that he still conflates Russia with the USSR, considering he's got the brain capacity of a retarded 4th grader. Of course, 1991 was also the year the first Sonic the Hedgehog game came out, so he probably didn't have much time for boring, real-life events.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
Hitler was a communist, he moved the National Socialists because he came to believe that the communists were over run with Jews. He then moved on to the party that was the next closest thing to communist that also believed in racial purity.

Just goes to show even Chris can be right some times even if he doesn't understand why.
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at no point was hitler ever a communist.
he and the party he joined ("german workers party" before he made them add "national socialist" to their name) were extreme anti marxists, their seething hatred for commies was one of the main motivations for their political work.
a big part of their platform was about developing a workers movement from the right that could address the vallid interests of the working class in order to steer them away from the marxist workers parties.
 
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Crass_and_Champ said:
Chris was almost 10 when the Soviet Union collapsed. I'm honestly not surprised that he still conflates Russia with the USSR, considering he's got the brain capacity of a retarded 4th grader. Of course, 1991 was also the year the first Sonic the Hedgehog game came out, so he probably didn't have much time for boring, real-life events.
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it does seem like most of chris' understanding of everything in life was cemented during his childhood and now he struggles to move from it, it may have been the last time he had ANY neuroplasticity whatsoever
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
it does seem like most of chris' understanding of everything in life was cemented during his childhood and now he struggles to move from it, it may have been the last time he had ANY neuroplasticity whatsoever
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Unless motivated by China, Chris won't learn or want to learn.

Everything from his interest in My Little pony came from Megan to his interest in learning a language he'll virtually never need otherwise, Finnish.

Spanish doesn't count because he learned that in high school. (Which I'm guessing is a very loose understanding)

As a matter of fact, if Chris was living at 14 BC right now Barbara wouldn't even be able to see the road because of the front lawn.

He could never stand up to his mother for fear of getting turned out or abused, so his way of evening the score was living out one of his nastiest fantasies.

So no, Chris never learns.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
it does seem like most of chris' understanding of everything in life was cemented during his childhood and now he struggles to move from it, it may have been the last time he had ANY neuroplasticity whatsoever
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Glassshardballpit said:
Chris won't learn or want to learn.
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A friend of mine has a kid with a lot more autism than Chris has, and his doctor told my friend that there's strong evidence that once he reaches a certain age, he'll basically stop "learning". The hope is that it's beyond his young adult years.

Chris seems to be able to learn new things. While he might not be very good at them, he's still able to learn stuff. I think he's just dumb and lazy.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
A friend of mine has a kid with a lot more autism than Chris has, and his doctor told my friend that there's strong evidence that once he reaches a certain age, he'll basically stop "learning". The hope is that it's beyond his young adult years.

Chris seems to be able to learn new things. While he might not be very good at them, he's still able to learn stuff. I think he's just dumb and lazy.
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Doctors have been known to be wrong. Go the distance.

Yeah I suppose you're right, Chris can learn some things but only if it's something that really pays off.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
It's far more likely to be a troll, pretending to be Chris pretending to be someone else
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TinyHorse01 was named by Caden. It's just a lot of white knighting and the mental gymnastics the user is jumping through to defend CWC is pretty similar. No obnoxious emojis, no pony shit, lots of woes about being a male autist and Sonic simping. There was a post taken down about how the user needed energy from r/adultautists to create a dimensiol merge happen. It's a pretty fun read though to look through their comments even if they're just an orbiter.
 
DumbDude43 said:
at no point was hitler ever a communist.
he and the party he joined ("german workers party" before he made them add "national socialist" to their name) were extreme anti marxists, their seething hatred for commies was one of the main motivations for their political work.
a big part of their platform was about developing a workers movement from the right that could address the vallid interests of the working class in order to steer them away from the marxist workers parties.
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We have his membership card and photos of him speaking at their meetings, socialist historians have tried to cover up the fact that Hitler started the war to fund his socialist policies which had bankrupted Germany.

Here are some books I have read on the subject.




 
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kiwifarmsusername said:
TinyHorse01 was named by Caden. It's just a lot of white knighting and the mental gymnastics the user is jumping through to defend CWC is pretty similar. No obnoxious emojis, no pony shit, lots of woes about being a male autist and Sonic simping. There was a post taken down about how the user needed energy from r/adultautists to create a dimensiol merge happen. It's a pretty fun read though to look through their comments even if they're just an orbiter.
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OK homes, but may we have a link, por favor?
 
Glassshardballpit said:
OK homes, but may we have a link, por favor?
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TinyHorse01 is actually Caden's handle he used in multiple places, including Reddit. The one Chris used until it was found out by weens on Reddit was actually TinyHorse1942.
The account was made in 2021, but not used up until January 2024. The anti MLP activity with familliar comments also started ealrier and continued for longer on that account.
Last posts come from March 10, when Chris recorded the video exposing Hasbro. This is when he stopped posting anti MLPG5 content on both of his accounts, and the alt was purged.
Part of the reason was also probably because Chris used to follow a shit ton of Finnish learning sites (including moomins) and Brony Analysts with it.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
We have his membership card and photos of him speaking at their meetings, socialist historians have tried to cover up the fact that Hitler started the war to fund his socialist policies which had bankrupted Germany.

Here are some books I have read on the subject.




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Kiwi book club. Let's not go.
 
Ghost Doctor aka Irate Gamer fears the Sonichu medallion and its "powers".

I dont know why he fears it, he was already a lolcow.

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