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Ammyterasu said:
Someone on reddit claims their sister saw Chris at TooManyGames yesterday
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I find it very hard to believe no one else noticed him, even while wearing a mask there's a zero chance only one girl could tell it was him.
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No Pic=Fake and Gay + Just another ween looking for quick updoods.
themarchivist2 said:
New Reddit sighting w/ Flutter
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"Chris Chan spotted @ River Ridge Mall in Lynchburg VA, with what seems to be a gal pal. They got chick fil an and went to go see a movie it seems."
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That GalPal is Flutter ("Alexis Martella") she has a thread on this subforum.
BubbaRobot887 said:
I find it interesting that the Mall looks mostly dead from this picture but that sure doesn't stop Chris from thinking it is 1986 and it is the place to go.
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Chris seems to have a some sort of attraction towards Malls in general, probably since it was the only social place he felt welcomed with/assimilate easily.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
I consider Keffals to be an actual trans woman, unlike Chris. She made a full transition and a gist of her controversies include converting teenagers using homemade stuff without parents consent and other stuff.
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No such thing as actual trans "women". They're all mentally ill freaks and men. It's impossible to change ones gender.
 
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Bill Kilgore said:
No Pic=Fake and Gay + Just another ween looking for quick updoods.

That GalPal is Flutter ("Alexis Martella") she has a thread on this subforum.

Chris seems to have a some sort of attraction towards Malls in general, probably since it was the only social place he felt welcomed with/assimilate easily.
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With how much he brings them up I am pretty sure Chris would have sex with a mall if he could figure out how, they are his ultimate holy sites.
 
Bill Kilgore said:
That GalPal is Flutter ("Alexis Martella") she has a thread on this subforum.
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I'm sorry, but the said Alexis Martrella is 17 years old and looks nothing like Flutter, you'd see if you went on her Reddit account.
That being said, the name sounds like "Ellie" or "Alex".
Maybe she is Allay from Minecraft?
 
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Ammyterasu said:
To me it sounds like Hayley (could also be spelled Hailey, Haley, Hailee or Hayleigh according to google) but the audio is so bad, if we ask 20 people we will probably get 20 different answer.
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Personally, I heard 'Alice' when I listened to it once, and another time I heard 'Amy'. I've also heard 'Haley' too. That's way too inconsistent for any kind of reliability.

It's not good evidence for a name.
 
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AnOminous said:
Is this bitch like the tiniest Bigfoot ever where you can only get blurry or indistinct pictures of her?
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I think the weens are just extremely fucking paranoid when Chris is in public with his tard wrangler. They all act like entering his field of vision is going to get them choke-slammed to the ground by a SWAT team within five minutes.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
Any stream highlights? Missed it and don't feel like watching it
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The stream audio was so loud you couldn't hear chris the whole time. He kept dying in the nether and using cheats to get all of his shit back. He had like 3 or 4 villages in his world that had been completely eradicated somehow and he thought more villagers would spawn even though that's not how villager spawning works. It looks like he's been manually mining diamonds and covering his world in cobblestone roads like a pauper. He ended his stream with the audio completely muted. People would donate 1.99 just to tell him his audio was bad and he just wouldn't listen and thought people were trolling him. The response he gave to the "genuine fan" superchats were terrible- again because you couldn't hear the fucking audio- so whatever actual fans he had are probably leaving. The stream got as low as 230 people and it was just a train wreck all the way through. Easily the most boring stream but it was so empty you could at least read the slow moving chat and talk to people. I'm starting to think these streams might be viewbotted because of how few people were talking in the chat compared to how many people were actually watching. I guess if the food lion lady is there to help with the streams, she's given evidence she's just as retarded as Chris. I wouldn't be surprised if she just sits through these visits completely zonked on pain killers and she was supposed to be moderating his chat but decided to take a nap or something.
 
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kiwifarmsusername said:
He kept dying in the nether and using cheats to get all of his shit back. He had like 3 or 4 villages in his world that had been completely eradicated somehow and he thought more villagers would spawn even though that's not how villager spawning works.
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Chris being bad at Autismcraft, I didn't expect that. Glad to hear paypiggies keep getting what they deserve.

Edit: according to that tool Chris is still seething about Null lol
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Ammyterasu said:
Chris being bad at Autismcraft, I didn't expect that. Glad to hear paypiggies keep getting what they deserve.

Edit: according to that tool Chris is still seething about Null lol
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Women who irrevocably ruined his life = Forgiven
Men who cease to assist him any further = Literal Satan

As always never learns and always view all men aside from himself to be the bane of existence.
 
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I watched the stream a little bit, so far the only interesting bit is that Flutter has her own playable character in Chris' server. He didn't select her, no screen name popped up.
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At the start he mentions he shared his world a long time ago with a friend he's no longer in contact with, they left their name on a couple of signs around his base and Chris changed it with "a close friend" to not doxx them. Could be true or he could be covering for Flutter I guess.

Also he just watched Inside Out 2. Idk if I will keep watching later, it's boring.
 
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Whoever made that Reddit post about seeing him in that mall near that convention called it on him always watching children's movies

Edit: I fuckin swear to Christ the high-pitched baby voice he does every few minutes is making this stream unbearable to watch
 
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