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Silly Tourist said:
Today around 5:00 PM I spotted Chris and who I assume to be Cabbage at the Lynchburg Walmart on Wards Road while I was paying for my stuff. They walked past me and went into the Customer Support department and I got a short video of their backs. I also managed to catch them driving out and followed for a short way. They were in an older silver sedan with a license plate that said "SON1CHU" and tried to take a video but it didnt focus on the car. You can still sort of make out the plate in the frame below if you squint hard enough.

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I wish that we had a facepalm emoji for posts like this. If you’re gonna take pics or vids of Chris and Flutter at least do it right.
 
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Naenia Ness said:
>"Didn't want to draw attention to myself"
>Takes a picture/video of Chris and Flutter

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Why are these mutually exclusive? Having everyone looking at you in an IRL place you frequent is way different from posting a chris sighting on a forum that you've never been to before.
I am drunk goodnight
 
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Fellas! It should be obvious that he meant he didn't want to draw attention to himself in real life. Imagine the Motherfucker and the Midget causing a dramatic scene! Imagine the ululations from that tiny perkele's mouth and the middle aged rage of a badass ex-con, amidst an otherwise peaceful boring day at the mall!! Picture taker probably just wanted to carry on with his day to day tasks.

It's pretty simple to explain why so many pictures of Flutter don't have a clear view of her face. I've posted it before, but apparently too many people still don't get it: when casuals recognize Chris while they're going about their day, it's human nature to just take a quick picture to text to your friends and perhaps post on le reddit later on. There are probably multiple (if not many) pictures out there of Chris that have never been shared on the Internet because they were confined to text messages and private messages on various social media apps.

Seriously, just put yourself in the shoes of someone who doesn't make it their life's mission to capture footage of Chris. You've just finished a meal at Chik-Fil-A at the mall, are considering getting a gift for your dad's birthday which is coming up, and in the distance you see Sonichu's Sage himself!

After you have your little "whoa, that's the motherfucker famous on the Internet" quiet moment in your mind, you snap a quick pic and then go off to get your dad a fancy photo book or something like that. Then you figure "hmm, let's share this to reddit for le heckin updoots" and are mildly surprised to see a bunch of autists accuse you of being a gayop agent for not getting a clear picture of the Finnowomanlet's face, which you didn't care at all about because you don't closely study the Motherfucker's latest developments like they do. You may have seen a video here and there, listened to an autist ramble on about Chris's deeds from the 2000s along with a few minutes watching a rundown on what happened in 2021 with the woman who gave birth to him, but you don't know that Chris Chad now has a lil Finnish girlfriend that countless jealous INCELS (yes, I direct this overused label to some of YOU reading this) are obsessing over.

Is it really hard to understand what I've been saying? Sheesh, not everyone is an obsessive lolcow hater who depends on a lolcow's misfortune to feel better about themselves.
 
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Silly Tourist said:
Today around 5:00 PM I spotted Chris and who I assume to be Cabbage at the Lynchburg Walmart on Wards Road while I was paying for my stuff. They walked past me and went into the Customer Support department and I got a short video of their backs. I also managed to catch them driving out and followed for a short way. They were in an older silver sedan with a license plate that said "SON1CHU" and tried to take a video but it didnt focus on the car. You can still sort of make out the plate in the frame below if you squint hard enough.

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We literally just had a talk talking about these kind of half hearted public sighting photos like this one, If you want to take a picture of Chris and Flutter, don't be a fucking pussy and just do so, do you honestly think Chris's lard ass can do anything against you? don't be afraid of repercussions. Chris is too fucktarded to dox anyone or do such thing.
 
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This is the same as last time.

Watch, now "Chris" is going to xeet about this again. Rinse and repeat.

It's getting obvious.
 
Silly Tourist said:
I don't know who Caden is brotha I just moved to Lynchburg about a year ago for work and didn't want to draw attention to myself
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Do you live across the street from Chris' house and had a gay experience in Summer camp that left you bicurious until your gay friends Jerry and Dino helped you realize you are straight by fucking you, perchance?
 
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The curse claims another
(He gets to the point at 17:30)
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You know what the funny shit is?
Remember Ren Ryghts?
The Persona nigger?
He was at the same event as the SingstarWinner...judging from this, they also met...
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Man. Imagine you're just minding your own business and, all of the sudden, a total Chris Chan ween comes out and shows you signed Persona commissions from the real Chris...
 
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Btw, just learned of THIS.
Ren deleted it, but it's a pic of him alongside Liquid Chris.
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As I do have contact with him, might add some context to it at his permission.

Addenum: Here is a statement from SingstarWinner which he added as a context.
I was in line for tickets in order to get an autograph, it was a spiraling line, I saw him at first and thought he looked familiar
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when the line spiraled where he was next to me he said something like : "Excuse me are you Liquid Chris?". I said "Yes, I am the TRUE, and HONEST". He then said "Wait are you the guy? Like the guy?". I said yes and then he started fangirling a tiny bit. I forget what he said but I think he asked for a pic, it was either then or after. He then asked for my autograph but I said I have to go as the line was moving. I didn't talk to him again until the next we were next to each other in line. He then asked me if I could meet him later so I could do something for him. I asked him what he needed. He asked me if I could break a curse and while saying that he pulls out the Persona commission. I asked him if it was the real one he said yes. He said it was a gift from Ian to him not a commission. He also said he did it so he could troll Persona fans. After that I said we could meet later, obviously I'm not going to go through with that, but when I was at a Sonic panel he replied to my post
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When I was getting an autograph he was getting some too
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He got Xander Mobus to sign his PS5 Persona 5 steel book, got a video message from a different one, and something else from a different voice actor
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This happened yesterday at the Anime Expo convention. Ren Ryghts also appears to have had another account with a japanese name and PFP.
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He's also from the Midwest and has a matching accent.
You may also notice the "female". I believe that's because he's trans, or at least in the process, still uses he/him pronouns too so...weird.
 
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deadson said:
Looks like despite his dwindling active presence on the internet, Chris is still drawing out the dumbest retards that are willing to suck bent duck.
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You'd be surprised seeing how many retards on places like TikTok who got inspired by the doings of the Idea Guys and tried to pull their own shit to him.
Sicko Hunter said:
Anyone else feel like Chris could almost qualify as a retired cow at this point?
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I thought he already does ever since 2023. Probably even earlier. he's now largely commercialized thanks to Caden.
 
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