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Sicko Hunter said:
Anyone else feel like Chris could almost qualify as a retired cow at this point?
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Just remember how The Motherfucking came completely out of nowhere. The Sonichuverse can explode randomly at any time, it's never safe to call Chris out of the shitwind.

I am just waiting for the fallout when he does something unholy to Flutter and she breaks containment to come here and tell the story, or Caden goes to prison and Chris is homeless for real, or SOMETHING. But something will come again.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Anyone else feel like Chris could almost qualify as a retired cow at this point?
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people were saying that 10 years ago, what has he done since becoming a tom girl besides fucking his mom and gassing that GME employ? NOTHING
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Btw, just learned of THIS.
Ren deleted it, but it's a pic of him alongside Liquid Chris.
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As I do have contact with him, might add some context to it at his permission.

Addenum: Here is a statement from SingstarWinner which he added as a context.
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TBH ive always hated this guy. congratulations you and your girl friend were able to gaslight a 50iq retard and subject him to emotional and verbal abuse, then upload the footage for everyone to laugh at, Blue spike would eventually regret the way he treated chirs, ABL at least tried to encourage him to make more comics under the guise of friendly competition. meanwhile liquid continues clout grift off his efame like hes john lennon. even today trying to pickup discord femboy kittens with his dipshit chris voice. if i had a free kill granted to me by biden himself i would strongly consider wasting him during a convention hes attending for whatever reason. think i would a double 00 buck shot and aim for his hips.
 
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T O X I C S L U D G E said:
How are you supposed to win a case when the evidence is so straightfoward
No OJ Simpson doesn't count
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It wouldn't surprise me if Chris's idea of the legal system came from simpsons and family guy jokes about how if you can afford either an expensive lawyer or a team of lawyers, they can either get you off scott free, or get you a good deal.

Chris thought by spending every every cent he could on a lawyer he'd walk away without having to pay Michael Snyder one cent (he only wanted his medical bills paid and an apology) maybe even hoped to counter sue Michael for "emotional damages." From all the years he kicked him outta the game place.


Think the joke in Marge gets a job where Marge shows up threatening to sue burns only for burns to show off his team of lawyers which make Lionel hutz flee in terror.


Or the mcstroke episode of family guy where when Peter takes mcburger town to court the case rules in favor of mcburger town because. "They're a big corporation who can afford 30 lawyers. "
 
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A Grey Cat said:
It wouldn't surprise me if Chris's idea of the legal system came from simpsons and family guy jokes about how if you can afford either an expensive lawyer or a team of lawyers, they can either get you off scott free, or get you a good deal.

Chris thought by spending every every cent he could on a lawyer he'd walk away without having to pay Michael Snyder one cent (he only wanted his medical bills paid and an apology) maybe even hoped to counter sue Michael for "emotional damages." From all the years he kicked him outta the game place.


Think the joke in Marge gets a job where Marge shows up threatening to sue burns only for burns to show off his team of lawyers which make Lionel hutz flee in terror.


Or the mcstroke episode of family guy where when Peter takes mcburger town to court the case rules in favor of mcburger town because. "They're a big corporation who can afford 30 lawyers. "
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Remember that guy that raped his daughter and then blamed a black guy in To Kill a Mockingbird?

The Chandlers remind me of him and his family.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
It wouldn't surprise me if Chris's idea of the legal system came from simpsons and family guy jokes about how if you can afford either an expensive lawyer or a team of lawyers, they can either get you off scott free, or get you a good deal.

Chris thought by spending every every cent he could on a lawyer he'd walk away without having to pay Michael Snyder one cent (he only wanted his medical bills paid and an apology) maybe even hoped to counter sue Michael for "emotional damages." From all the years he kicked him outta the game place.


Think the joke in Marge gets a job where Marge shows up threatening to sue burns only for burns to show off his team of lawyers which make Lionel hutz flee in terror.


Or the mcstroke episode of family guy where when Peter takes mcburger town to court the case rules in favor of mcburger town because. "They're a big corporation who can afford 30 lawyers. "
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Was Chris the one who hired that lawyer or was it Barb?

Cause Chris doesn't exactly strike me as a guy who knows how to hire a lawyer at any age.
 
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Naenia Ness said:
Was Chris the one who hired that lawyer or was it Barb?

Cause Chris doesn't exactly strike me as a guy who knows how to hire a lawyer at any age.
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It was almost certainly Barb since she controlled that money. Also she was facing charges herself. When it was just Chris he got a public defender. And of course, Heilberg court-appointed after raping Barb.
 
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AnOminous said:
It was almost certainly Barb since she controlled that money. Also she was facing charges herself. When it was just Chris he got a public defender. And of course, Heilberg court-appointed after raping Barb.
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Of course, because Barb only deserves the best.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Most likey but if Chris did actually think the way I think he did. Then it's why he went along with it, that and the fact that Chris never once stood up to barb and refused to let her control his finances.
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Until she was demented enough where he could take over the finances.

Something has to have happened to Barb to where she needs someone to help her with her money.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Most likey but if Chris did actually think the way I think he did. Then it's why he went along with it, that and the fact that Chris never once stood up to barb and refused to let her control his finances.
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All Chris has ever had was tard bucks. No way he could afford Rob Bell.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
The Bob inheritance was "tens of thousands of dollars". Considering Bob was a well earning engineer and Barb spent all the funds in one go...
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I'm sure she squandered other Bob money both before and after that, before she started buying barbage for the hoard with credit cards.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Until she was demented enough where he could take over the finances.

Something has to have happened to Barb to where she needs someone to help her with her money.
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I think it was because Barb was always hounding Chris for money, though I imagine a lot of it was for household things, not toys, which upset Chris. Sharing accounts was probably an easier way of Chris getting money to her verses going out to the bank.

In addition, Chris probably would take money from her account at times and pay her back later. The $750 transfer and his resulting excuse was just too smoothly done for it to have been a one time thing for him to do. Chris may be dumb as a rock, but he does come up with various tard schemes revolving around money, and has a history of it. High interest loans, credit cards, purposefully doing it behind his parent's backs, etc...
 
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Chris viewing the legal system to that of the Simpsons and/or Family Guy explains alot about how Chris behaves in regards to the law and authorities.
and whilst we all give benefit of the doubt that Barb holds onto finances.
The fact that Bob just recently died and Chris was the only one with her left is a bit unsettling.. in that he could be what she describes "the voice of reason" left in that house
Because lets not forget Barbara is just as batshit insane as Chris and a habitual liar.
Whose to say that Chris whispering to Barbara every night as they spoon in bed "What we need is a lawer (since chris mispelled Lawyer for quite a while) and im sure we can get back at that Snyder and get some of that jew gold... since i have it under good intel (South Park) that all Jews have hidden stash of Jew Gold incase anything bad happens"

and maybe she brush it off at first but given her emotional state and perhaps fear of being alone because she is isolated from the rest of her family and Chris is left. eventually she caves in.

Lets not forget that Barbara had abandonment issues aswell with Chris, when Chris wanted to go to a convention to meet a girl or something and Barbara was like "You might aswell kill me now" and all that weird shit with the "I drew a triangle and see that me, my dad and mom make a triangle" shenanigans.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Is there proof he would pay her back or are we just taking his word on it?
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Maybe if she bitched at him hard enough he would. But I don't remember him paying anything back without a lot of moaning about it (ie, need funds for teeth, cat food, teeth, lego). If memory serves correctly, he was paying bob back quite a bit before he croaked cause Chris had the habit of stealing money from both parents and lying about it.
 
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