Containment Random Chris Updates

[Naenia Ness]

chris has not appeared on camera for 10 years and sounds exactly like the guy

Wow, a guy doing an impression of another guy sounds exactly like a guy doing an impression of another guy doing an inpression?

That sentence is just as retarded as you.

Edit to add just one more layer of impression to the impressionception.

 

[The Dude]

Wow, a guy doing an impression of another guy sounds exactly like a guy doing an impression of another guy doing an inpression?

That sentence is just as retarded as you.

Edit to add just one more layer of impression to the impressionception.

I'm starting to think Rudy here is the end result of a botched home abortion. It's sad, really sad.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

Wow, a guy doing an impression of another guy sounds exactly like a guy doing an impression of another guy doing an inpression?

That sentence is just as retarded as you.

Edit to add just one more layer of impression to the impressioncepon

its an extremely distinct voice. most people couldn't do it, now narrow that down to people who resemble the guy.

I'm starting to think Rudy here is the end result of a botched home abortion. It's sad, really sad.

no you are just argumentive

 

[Optimus Prime]

its an extremely distinct voice. most people couldn't do it, now narrow that down to people who resemble the guy.

no you are just argumentive

Buddy the horse is fucking dead, you gonna keep doing this until it's decomposed in full?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I forgot about the liquid imposter. It's clearly not him. Liquid's eyebrows aren't as bushy, he's got a thinner face, higher cheekbones and a different hairline

 

[The Dude]

its an extremely distinct voice. most people couldn't do it, now narrow that down to people who resemble the guy.

no you are just argumentive

And you're an easily duped mongoloid who doesn't have the deductive skills to tell two different people apart. You do know there are people on this site who personally know Liquid to this day and would know if he was doing the Liquid Chris thing again, right? Honestly, do yourself a favor and accept that you're wrong about Liquid. Before someone ends up taking an interest in you and starts digging around for dirt to make your own thread.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

And you're an easily duped mongoloid who doesn't have the deductive skills to tell two different people apart. You do know there are people on this site who personally know Liquid to this day and would know if he was doing the Liquid Chris thing again, right? Honestly, do yourself a favor and accept that you're wrong about Liquid. Before someone ends up taking an interest in you and starts digging around for dirt to make your own thread.

you are just obtuse and always have to right, im just glad you would never act like this in real life otherwise nobody would want to be around you.

OMG your threatening me with my own thread.this website is not your personal army go ahead and do it you're self, the tag can be "autistic faggot retard doesn't know what liquid chris looks like in 2024.

 

[LiveFromNS]

you are just obtuse and always have to right, im just glad you would never act like this in real life otherwise nobody would want to be around you.

OMG your threatening me with my own thread.this website is not your personal army go ahead and do it you're self, the tag can be "autistic faggot retard doesn't know what liquid chris looks like in 2024.

I won't go in on you hard, but I do think you are wrong.

Reason I agree with the others is that OG LC is a doctor and has a good career, so have you stopped to consider that he would potentially be throwing all that away by picking on a retarded and autistic manchild if he rekindled his trolling ways that he did more than a decade ago when he was a young man?

While I agree with you, the voice is very, very similar to how OG LC spoke, and I even thought when he first appeared that it was the original Liquid Chris, it just doesn't make much sense that he would risk his livelihood by fucking around with Chris Chan again. I would assume his employer would be quickly contacted by many people to tell them about their employee picking on a slow in the head individual. Its probable that some idiots previously contacted people connected to OG LC in the past once his identity and employment info became readily known.

But if you have an explanation for why you think OG LC would risk his current status as a doctor to fuck with Chris again, myself and the others who feel that, although the two LCs are similar (especially the voices, its almost uncanny how alike they sound), they are two distinct and separate individuals would enjoy hearing your reasoning.

 

[deadson]

its an extremely distinct voice. most people couldn't do it, now narrow that down to people who resemble the guy.

Bruh, it's not that deep seeing as Liquid was imitating OPL. Distinct my ass, lmaoooo.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

would enjoy hearing your reasoning.

i cannot possibly read someone's mind or know their exact life situation that would lead to them re taking the mantle of liquid chris. all i can trust is what i can see and read, what it looks like to me is the same guy aged up 10 years re assuming his character, would he get fired? how would anyone know? i guess not, he could have been laid off at the moment anyway. you cant possibly know anything besides what is presented to you and what you might be able to gleam from intuition,

I forgot about the liquid imposter. It's clearly not him. Liquid's eyebrows aren't as bushy, he's got a thinner face, higher cheekbones and a different hairline

one is a professional photo from god knows how many years ago with actual lighting, the other one was taken using an iphone with room lighting from a downward angle

 

[AnOminous]

i cannot possibly read someone's mind or know their exact life situation that would lead to them re taking the mantle of liquid chris. all i can trust is what i can see and read, what it looks like to me is the same guy aged up 10 years re assuming his character, would he get fired? how would anyone know? i guess not, he could have been laid off at the moment anyway. you cant possibly know anything besides what is presented to you and what you might be able to gleam from intuition,

one is a professional photo from god knows how many years ago with actual lighting, the other one was taken using an iphone with room lighting from a downward angle

You are a fucking retard and a faceblind autist.

 

[Jason Wynn]

you are just obtuse and always have to right, im just glad you would never act like this in real life otherwise nobody would want to be around you.

OMG your threatening me with my own thread.this website is not your personal army go ahead and do it you're self, the tag can be "autistic faggot retard doesn't know what liquid chris looks like in 2024.

“Hey ma! I’m totally destroying this dude on Kiwi Farms with FACTS AND LOGIC! Are my tendies and choccy milk ready yet?”

How difficult is it for you to just say “ah shit, guess I was mistaken. My bad” and move the fuck on? Getting kinda pathetic dude

 

[Rudy Coleman]

You are a fucking retard and a faceblind autist.

i stand by everything ive ever said about this

 

[The Dude]

you are just obtuse and always have to right, im just glad you would never act like this in real life otherwise nobody would want to be around you.

OMG your threatening me with my own thread.this website is not your personal army go ahead and do it you're self, the tag can be "autistic faggot retard doesn't know what liquid chris looks like in 2024.

I'm not being obtuse, you bumblefuck, I happen to know him personally. When I say "Yeah, that's not Liquid. He has more important things to do in his life." I'm speaking from firsthand knowledge. The only one being obtuse here is your dumb ass, going "Nuh-uh!" when you have several people telling you you're fucking wrong.

 

[The Un-Clit]

i stand by everything ive ever said about this

Buddy, learn when to take the L and just SHUT UP.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

I'm not being obtuse, you bumblefuck, I happen to know him personally. When I say "Yeah, that's not Liquid. He has more important things to do in his life." I'm speaking from firsthand knowledge. The only one being obtuse here is your dumb ass, going "Nuh-uh!" when you have several people telling you you're fucking wrong.

"You do know there are people on this site who personally know Liquid to this day" no i would say most people wouldn't know that factoid about you

 

[The Dude]

"You do know there are people on this site who personally know Liquid to this day" no i would say most people wouldn't know that factoid about you

I'm not the only person on this forum who knows Liquid in one form or another. Me personally, I've known him since the Liquid saga.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

I love how this thread is now devolving into a series of autistic slapfight on whether the pseudo-liquid is really the true and honest liquid or not.

 

[The Dude]

I love how this thread is now devolving into a series of autistic slapfight on whether the pseudo-liquid is really the true and honest liquid or not.

Welcome to Kiwi Farms, where the SpEds aren't just the topics of threads.

 

[King Kiwi]

Here's two images a semi-recent image of the original Liquid chris and one of the new liquid chris (Liquid venom?) they are not the same person.
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If one must turn normie better to be a high paying normie.

That or he just grew up.

Liquid is a helluva lot thinner than that guy, especially in the face. And he has been far to busy in his own personal and professional life with far more important things to be trolling retards online, like doing medical research.

Plus the real Liquid is kind of a Chad. I'm not going to lie.