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Why so much parroting while this simpleton's political stance can be summed up with "haves vagina, then gud".

Dumbasses like Chris shouldn't have the right to vote or drive a car.
Basically that and if he's not Pmurt because he doesn't want his tard bux taken away.
 
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Basically that and if he's not Pmurt because he doesn't want his tard bux taken away.
Bingo. The same as first time trump was running. Chris didn't gave a damn about anything that didn't immediately affect him and back then that was:

"1. Pmurt will take mah tugboat away!

2. Pmurt will make life harder for tomg...transgirls like me!"

Neither of those happened. I don't know about welfare programs like Chris's tardbux but aside a few notions that revoked trans bathrooms and trooning out kids, trannies like Chris got put on even more of pedestal then the Obama or been years ever put them on.
 
Chris’ political views are as useful as sewer water. No matter the candidate he just artificially tries to identify with them. Hell in a parallel universe I could see Chris supporting Trump if Trump played with legos or something.

It just takes one thing for Chris to be like “they’re literally me” to suck them off.

Also comparing anyone to Lisa Simpson is the most backhanded compliment I could see be given to any woman.
 
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Chris’ political views are as useful as sewer water. No matter the candidate he just artificially tries to identify with them. Hell in a parallel universe I could see Chris supporting Trump if Trump played with legos or something.

It just takes one thing for Chris to be like “they’re literally me” to suck them off.

Also comparing anyone to Lisa Simpson is the most backhanded compliment I could see be given to any woman.
Especially a half-and-half
 
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Bingo. The same as first time trump was running. Chris didn't gave a damn about anything that didn't immediately affect him and back then that was:

"1. Pmurt will take mah tugboat away!

2. Pmurt will make life harder for tomg...transgirls like me!"

Neither of those happened. I don't know about welfare programs like Chris's tardbux but aside a few notions that revoked trans bathrooms and trooning out kids, trannies like Chris got put on even more of pedestal then the Obama or been years ever put them on.
I don't think Pmurt could take it away could he?
 
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Easy to miss, but Chris made a new pinned post to replace the old one.

Also Tarot shit but who gives a shit
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This is intriguing, the store sold 38 items but the inventory shows it sold 39.

I think when they restocked comic 0 they messed up so the total is off by $30 so I'll adjust the figures to reflect that. It's most likely they compd a medallion but whatever.


Comic pack = 2
Comic 0 = 6
Comic 1 = 1
Totem = 4
Talisman = 1
Mega stone pussy deflector = 6
Og pd = 5
Fake pd = 13

*All pd are fake and not made by him of course.

For total of $2150 or $307 a day.

That police body cam lined  his cadens pocket. If he was tasered he would of gotten more for sure.

I might do this one more week. Seems like kick the autistic is good for sales.
 
I really wonder when Caden and the rest of the Praetor group is going to finally get sick of Chris and dump his ass on the street or in a group home because I seriously doubt he's bringing in the money to justify his existence.
There is no real praetor group, Caden kicked them all out. Cabell might skill be in the group but she's not making much as far as I can tell.

The more milk Chris produces, like the body cam footage, the more the store makes. Also why throw him out, the Backlash from the weens would ruin tard bux empire.

If caden wants to make a killing again, he needs chris to start responding to trolls, sperging out, acting like the classic tard we came to know.

Caden's biggest mistake with the store is thinking chris was a valid artist and the gravy train was never gonna stop if he didn't produce lolcow content.
 
Oh and am I the only one who is shocked we finally got a good look at Flutter's face, I was starting to think it wouldn't happen.
Looking at her I think she must be in her mid 20s put no older, she really doesn't look like she is in her 30s, also is she a Hobbit, Chris looks like a giant next to her and he isn't that tall.
It's still a blurry picture. She could very well have wrinkles that aren't showing
 
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