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The Dude said:
I mean, what Chris is talking about isn't anything even close to resembling a crossover. It's called a "crossover" because it's characters from one universe from an intellectual property "crossing over" into the universe of a different IP and interacting with the corresponding characters there. It's right there in the fucking name. You'd think that someone like Chris who was practically raised on nothing but cartoons, toys, and video games would understand that.
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True, but in his mind, a definition of a crossover doesn't really exist, because it's replaced by "merge" instead. In his mind, Jetfire was identical in both Macross and Transformers, as they happened in the same universe. I guess he just calls everything like that "crossover" due to the merge.
 
Chris has had the same pimple on his forehead all year (January vs. August):
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
People.
I was scrolling Reddit (I know, I know, but I am using it to check Chris's subreddits on there anyway) and I found something...interesting.
Specifically, a post discussing benefits of psilocybin mushrooms on people with ASD.
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Now, why is that important?
Caden's choice of mushrooms to grow was psilocybin.
Moreover, Caden never got charged with selling said psilocybin mushrooms. All of his felonies related to growing them.


My theory, especially with Caden being into weird stuff like napalm and Chris currently being under medication, is that Caden attempted using psilocybin to "tame" Chris via hooking him on the shrooms.
This is a bit far fetched, but certainly possible, given all we now know.
It also makes me wonder, what is Chris on now?
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Interesting thought, but it doesn't make sense. Growing it in one state than transporting it to another one. Why not just grow it at the big island house?

And probably the only reason why he didn't get charged for distributing is because they don't have any proof of him distributing.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Caden's choice of mushrooms to grow was psilocybin.
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Pardon my autism, but ALL variants of "magic mushrooms" contain psilocybin.

There are other psychadelic mushrooms like Fly Agaric that contain Muscarine for example, but they are not grown or sold as magic mushrooms.

Caden likely grows p. cubensis or p. mexicana variant mushrooms. I prefer Cubbies myself.
 
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Never get even close to chris-chan or you will be absorbed into his metaverse and will forever be known that you are connected with chris-chan.
 
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Preacher ✝ said:
Good Lord look at that hair line shift. The Male Pattern Baldness arc has begun.
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Chris thinks of gender in terms of stereotypes and he thinks all girls have to have long hair so I can't wait to see what he does to try and convince us he has long girly hair after he loses all of his, you know he thinks he can't claim to be a girl without hair straight out of an anime.

This is going to be great.
 
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