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D is for Stupid said:
Wasn't this on the van that Barbara crashed?

If so, the car was totaled so the plate was abandon with the car then.

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This is what the seller is claiming now:

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"They" pronouns cringe.
 
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King Kiwi said:
Wait, are you saying you are Mariposa or you aspire to be like her?

When I asked her, she said Chris was dead and pretty much implied that anyone who still follows him is a loser.

As for burning anything down, you should probably check with your local law enforcement before you do that.
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Because Chris content is fucking dead. We're drip fed curated info by praetor and there's nothing substantial to talk about anymore. It's just a bunch of alogs and weens trying to squeeze water out of a rock. We're lucky to get maybe one funny chris related thing a year. Has anything notable happened at all in 2024 besides the bodycam footage? And no, Flutter stuff doesn't count because there isn't a single verifiable fact about her, despite her thread hitting 100 pages.
 
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Bad as Can said:
This is what the seller is claiming now:

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"They" pronouns cringe.
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It's either a fake or OP stole it imo. Also why is literally anything chris interacts with unironically cursed? And on an unrelated note, has he tried implementing the shit from deadpool and wolverine into his psychosis yet? I don't exactly keep close attention so I may have missed it but has he called himself "Marvel Jesus" yet?
 
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Bad as Can said:
A redditor is selling the Sonichu license plate. He claims it wasn't stolen from the van, but how else would he have obtained it?

https://www.reddit.com/r/LICENSEPLA...omebody_please_get_this_thing_out_of_my_life/ (archive)

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>"nothing but bad luck"
Why does messing with Chris-Chan's shit automatically give people misfortune? First the medallions now this.
I'm not the superstitious type but this is probably a good indicator of "see that shit? don't fucking touch it."
 
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Bad as Can said:
A redditor is selling the Sonichu license plate. He claims it wasn't stolen from the van, but how else would he have obtained it?

https://www.reddit.com/r/LICENSEPLA...omebody_please_get_this_thing_out_of_my_life/ (archive)

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What would this thing even go for if this guy were to take it on Antiques Roadshow?

King Kiwi said:
Whatever he's asking for it it's not going to be cheap.

I don't think I really agree with selling stolen merchandise anyways.
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Also, selling stolen things is a crime.
 
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ChonkyNeko said:
>"nothing but bad luck"
Why does messing with Chris-Chan's shit automatically give people misfortune? First the medallions now this.
I'm not the superstitious type but this is probably a good indicator of "see that shit? don't fucking touch it."
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An alternative and less supernatural explanation could be that the type of people that seeks out Chris-chan memorabilia have a few screws loose in their head and tend to do other dumb and retarded shit that they themselves are responsible for, for which they then blame on "bad luck".
 
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Nigger Cobson said:
An alternative and less supernatural explanation could be that the type of people that seeks out Chris-chan memorabilia have a few screws loose in their head and tend to do other dumb and retarded shit that they themselves are responsible for, for which they then blame on "bad luck".
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And another less supernatural explanation is that the user's claim of bad luck is just marketing hype given how the whole cursed medallion thing became a widespread meme.
 
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ChonkyNeko said:
>"nothing but bad luck"
Why does messing with Chris-Chan's shit automatically give people misfortune? First the medallions now this.
I'm not the superstitious type but this is probably a good indicator of "see that shit? don't fucking touch it."
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Because someone messing with Chris-Chan's shit has already lost the genetic lottery.
 
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