Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kiwi]

When was the last time Chris talked about alternate dimensions?

It's been a while. I think he acknowledged it in passing when answering a question on Twitter but for the most part the dimensional merge, his poly romances and being a goddess was just Chris play acting when he didn't have much else going for him and was still living with his mother.

He has his own home he's renting, a girl who is a friend of some kind or other, people involved in his life who help him run his shop and website and makes money with live streams, has his own car and travels to the great nation of Finland to do...stuff. I don't know.

There seems to be no room left for being an interdimensional goddess in the current day.

Of course he did say that the merge was done and he still says he's Jesus Christ quite often so I don't know. At least he pens himself that.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Sorry to "But ackterly", Trump has been talking publicly about running for president since the 80s.

Not to mention he actually ran in 2000 under the Reform Party.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

When was the last time Chris talked about alternate dimensions?

He did talk about it earlier this year with his schizo conspiracy theory that Russia was responsible for MLP G5, killed a hasbro executive, and did it all in the name of making America dumber. This is all of course to throw the timeline in chaos.

He was also a massive fan of the simpsons, wouldn’t be shocked if that little bit drove him to become president

Do you have a source on that, since I am now curious.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

That's how shallow Chris is, his entire identity is based on who he relates to most.

And what cartoons he is currently watching.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

It's been a while. I think he acknowledged it in passing when answering a question on Twitter but for the most part the dimensional merge, his poly romances and being a goddess was just Chris play acting when he didn't have much else going for him and was still living with his mother.

He has his own home he's renting, a girl who is a friend of some kind or other, people involved in his life who help him run his shop and website and makes money with live streams, has his own car and travels to the great nation of Finland to do...stuff. I don't know.

There seems to be no room left for being an interdimensional goddess in the current day.

Of course he did say that the merge was done and he still says he's Jesus Christ quite often so I don't know. At least he pens himself that.

My suspicion is that it's less to do with his time being more fully occupied these days and more that he realised he'd basically painted himself into a corner with the merge and goddess crap. Keeping both of those up takes effort and dedication, especially when faced with questions like, "so, when you said the merge was going to happen last Tuesday, and it didn't, why didn't your goddess powers just make it happen?" Granted, he hasn't abandoned either one completely, but has definitely toned them down significantly.

By no means am I saying that the things you refer to aren't factors, but rather that his innate laziness and fear of being called out are also significant ones.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Sorry, I accidentally posted on the wrong forum.
Chris is back on his bluesky. His handle is @cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social

The important bit is, while Bluesky has likes hidden, Graysky DOES show them. I will be documenting them and sending you the interesting bits.

 

[King Kiwi]

Sorry, I accidentally posted on the wrong forum.
Chris is back on his bluesky. His handle is @cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social
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The important bit is, while Bluesky has likes hidden, Graysky DOES show them. I will be documenting them and sending you the interesting bits.

Didn't Disney buyout Blue sky? I know they released their last Ice Age movie under contract obligation.

Also in the news...

A chicken Big Mac.

Welp, I don't know if that's some sort of Finnish McD speciality but Chris really just needs to stop complaining about things when he doesn't do anything to support his country of origin. If anything, he's a blight on it.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Didn't Disney buyout Blue sky? I know they released their last Ice Age movie under contract obligation.

Also in the news...

A chicken Big Mac.

Welp, I don't know if that's some sort of Finnish McD speciality but Chris really just needs to stop complaining about things when he doesn't do anything to support his country of origin. If anything, he's a blight on it.

Wasn't that Sky?

 

[Ammyterasu]

Sorry, I accidentally posted on the wrong forum.
Chris is back on his bluesky. His handle is @cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social
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The important bit is, while Bluesky has likes hidden, Graysky DOES show them. I will be documenting them and sending you the interesting bits.

Nice, it's great that there's a way to see likes unlike Xitter. And I was just wondering the other day if Chris saw the photo Trump took with Jenner lol. He was Chris' inspiration for his mockup Vanity Fair cover

 

[King Kiwi]

Wasn't that Sky?

I'm being stupid.

 

[Lou Sassle]

Also in the news...

A chicken Big Mac.

Welp, I don't know if that's some sort of Finnish McD speciality but Chris really just needs to stop complaining about things when he doesn't do anything to support his country of origin. If anything, he's a blight on it.

The chicken big mac is a US thing. It's just a big mac with McChicken patties instead of burgers. 2/10

 

[Ammyterasu]

Graysky

nvm it asks me for a Bluesky account to access, so it's not for me. Looking at my favourites from the time Chris' account was discovered, there was a good site that showed likes to anyone but it's no longer up. This one is an alternative but some users' privacy settings make it so you need an account here too.

ClearSky still works but it's only for knowing who blocked Chris (24 users so far), who he blocks (still only one, the G5 MLP account) and if he's in somebody's block list (one, "lolcows, money hungry jackasses, people i dislike and evil ppl")

 

[ASeabear8952]

The important bit is, while Bluesky has likes hidden, Graysky DOES show them. I will be documenting them and sending you the interesting bits.

Is Graysky Nitter but for Bluesky?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Sorry, I accidentally posted on the wrong forum.
Chris is back on his bluesky. His handle is @cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social
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The important bit is, while Bluesky has likes hidden, Graysky DOES show them. I will be documenting them and sending you the interesting bits.

was very confused as to why he referred to caitlyn jenner as a transwoman before i realized who he was talking about
got her confused with that other thot who sells makeup

how is it that despite being such an influential family, everyone in the kardashian sphere is so forgettable as a human being

 

[Ammyterasu]

Official announcement of Chris moving to bluesky (x)

I'm sure Musk is in shambles after this.

Here's the insightful thought... enjoy

Spoiler: fucking long

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edit, thanks to the cwcki: interesting jail saga info from the etsy store

"I Had Returned Home - Chris Chan Final Jailpiece"

"While in jail, I did not always have access to a razor, so I ended up growing a beard, and it did, looking into a mirror, make me more look like Jesus Christ of Nazareth, further making it obvious that I am the one reincarnation of Jesus Christ, as well as the One Avatar of All Existence. I will never ever draw myself with a beard again. The obvious sign aside, I just don't like wearing a beard. I ended up picking up a habit of plucking beard hairs; it did hurt sometimes. So, just enjoy this rarity in whatever way you like, even as a meme. I ended up drawing this while in jail."

 

[Denki Cho 3.0]

Sorry, I accidentally posted on the wrong forum.
Chris is back on his bluesky. His handle is @cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social
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The important bit is, while Bluesky has likes hidden, Graysky DOES show them. I will be documenting them and sending you the interesting bits.

CAITLYN: From One Autogynepheliac To Another, I'm going to hold your hand when I stepped you this, we're both fucking dudes, Broski....and you raped your mom

Official announcement of Chris moving to bluesky (x)
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I'm sure Musk is in shambles after this.

Here's the insightful thought... enjoy

Spoiler: fucking long

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Replies:
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edit, thanks to the cwcki: interesting jail saga info from the etsy store

"I Had Returned Home - Chris Chan Final Jailpiece"

"While in jail, I did not always have access to a razor, so I ended up growing a beard, and it did, looking into a mirror, make me more look like Jesus Christ of Nazareth, further making it obvious that I am the one reincarnation of Jesus Christ, as well as the One Avatar of All Existence. I will never ever draw myself with a beard again. The obvious sign aside, I just don't like wearing a beard. I ended up picking up a habit of plucking beard hairs; it did hurt sometimes. So, just enjoy this rarity in whatever way you like, even as a meme. I ended up drawing this while in jail."

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Let the mother raping commence!

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Official announcement of Chris moving to bluesky (x)
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I'm sure Musk is in shambles after this.

Here's the insightful thought... enjoy

Spoiler: fucking long

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Replies:
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edit, thanks to the cwcki: interesting jail saga info from the etsy store

"I Had Returned Home - Chris Chan Final Jailpiece"

"While in jail, I did not always have access to a razor, so I ended up growing a beard, and it did, looking into a mirror, make me more look like Jesus Christ of Nazareth, further making it obvious that I am the one reincarnation of Jesus Christ, as well as the One Avatar of All Existence. I will never ever draw myself with a beard again. The obvious sign aside, I just don't like wearing a beard. I ended up picking up a habit of plucking beard hairs; it did hurt sometimes. So, just enjoy this rarity in whatever way you like, even as a meme. I ended up drawing this while in jail."

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"When I was in jail for fucking my mother, I became my dream self as the bearded lady traveling with a 1990s freak show on the west coast."

 

[FinnSven]

"When I was in jail for fucking my mother, I became my dream self as the bearded lady traveling with a 1990s freak show on the west coast."

90s?

More like 30s.

“Gooba gobble, one of us, one of us!”

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Official announcement of Chris moving to bluesky (x)
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I'm sure Musk is in shambles after this.

Here's the insightful thought... enjoy

Spoiler: fucking long

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Replies:
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edit, thanks to the cwcki: interesting jail saga info from the etsy store

"I Had Returned Home - Chris Chan Final Jailpiece"

"While in jail, I did not always have access to a razor, so I ended up growing a beard, and it did, looking into a mirror, make me more look like Jesus Christ of Nazareth, further making it obvious that I am the one reincarnation of Jesus Christ, as well as the One Avatar of All Existence. I will never ever draw myself with a beard again. The obvious sign aside, I just don't like wearing a beard. I ended up picking up a habit of plucking beard hairs; it did hurt sometimes. So, just enjoy this rarity in whatever way you like, even as a meme. I ended up drawing this while in jail."

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Chris yaps all about this yet has no insight yet doesn't realize maybe people just cared about tangible things like prices and shit.

Not to mention he doesn't give a damn about anyone else and will still get his tugboat.

Though it makes sense since he spent most of the Biden Administration behind bars.

And I'm sure Chris with a beard would look like a fat Charles Manson than Jesus any day of the week

 

[A Grey Cat]

Surprised Chris is picky with who he lets follow him. Once upon a time this idiot wanted a personal internet army at his beck and call, now? He only wants "authentic" followers. Guess it makes sense, you want in on Chris's entourage? Then be prepared to kiss his dumpy fat man ass and stoke his ego like a steamship boiler.