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Chris is about to get arrested again, Trump is in office, shit is kicking off in Syria...the world is healing
Containment Random Chris Updates
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- Aug 21, 2018
I think Flutter is distancing herself from Chris for a little since he’s been talking about getting her pregnant when, we don’t even know if they have done more than hold hands.
I think shes not controlling him as much for the meanwhile and Caden is like banned from the state due to selling mushrooms or some shit.
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Imagine some poor kid receiving a Chris Chanformer and then asking what is it. Then once the parents look it up stumbling upon his autism and the fact he's a motherfucker.
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I legit wonder if wal-mart would sell the toy if someone tried to buy it, or if they just throw them all in the trash
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The latter, because Chris defaced them and stick his drawing onto the existing brands, and then calls them his products. He's becoming increasingly schizo overtime after the Flutter pregnancy situation. He believes that he's going to be a number 1 celebrity in America, and still does.
Without a tard wrangler like her for Chris, he'll reverts back to his autism and doing his hooligans on other brands. Like when Chris protests about Sonic's arms being tan instead of being blue, pepper spraying a GameStop employee for the same reason, and so on. I could expect more products such of his favorite series to be defaced and slapped with his drawing on it. He still does, especially if they don't have things that met his standards; next arrest could be anytime soon.
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I sincerely doubt Chris actually left those there after snapping that picture
He's too much of a hoarder, he's probably gonna go around to another store with the same figures and do the exact same thing to show just "how many stores have transformers merged right now"
He's too much of a hoarder, he's probably gonna go around to another store with the same figures and do the exact same thing to show just "how many stores have transformers merged right now"
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He's just an asshole. (Chris, I mean.)
Very possible. The stores look like open targets but they have cameras everywhere with facial recognition software and "loss prevention" staff that are aware of people who steal, vandalize and otherwise disrupt.
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Lol I love to see this. Too bad it's not defacing since he's just carrying around his own custom toys and most likely removing them from the stands right after taking the pictures. At most he could get a employee bitching to him about it if he caught him but I don't see that being ground for a banning.
Just to show us filthy unbelievers that the merge is really happening I think. It would be a smart move if it was a way to advertise his etsy/cwclight new products, but Praetor's 3D printers can't make transformable figures so Chris would have to be willing to *gasp* work on every single one of them. We'll see how committed he is to pay for his new teeth..
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The show really did just go downhill after good ol' Bobert's death - a resurgence would be nice after all this time, so long as we can leave the incest/potential pregnancy arcs behind forever.
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That's almost a shame, of all the people I want to see get felted it's that guy. Every single plan involving Chris ends in failure, but I really want his to end in catastrophe. I don't know too much about him but I saw his picture once and decided I hated him.
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Same bro, last few years have been incredibly boring in the Chrisverse.
The guy has done nothing since he came out of jail other than the pregnancy scare. It's probably for the best, but still boring.
The worst is that I know 100% that he is still an omega retard and he still capable of doing what he used to, its very likely just Flutter wrangling him.
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Now this is Chris, so there's a chance he left those there, and walked out with regular merchandise.
Still it's very funny to me about him carrying in all these boxes of toys, putting them on the shelves, taking pictures and then hauling everything out. Maybe the employees see Chris and just want nothing to do with him and just hope he doesn't start any fires or steal too much.
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- Jul 4, 2022
Man, imagine paying 250 bucks for that shit and then boasting about it online. That guy is a bigger retard than Chris.
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Not bad for a dry spell, but this is kiddie stuff without the online raging and court dates.
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I may be speaking for myself here but giving Chris 1 billion dollars is infinitely more rewarding than the celebrities that are raking in insane amounts. They lack the ability to do anything autistic because there is literally nothing rattling around in those brains.
If money wasn't an issue imagine how much organic content we'd be getting. It would be incredible.
Take the Kardashian nest egg away and give it to CWC.
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If Chris wasn’t retarded he would just buy the figures, draw on them, then sell them to spergs online for 2x the price.
You can’t dry milk a cow everyday or it will die from the stress, these little things keep Cows healthy.
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Cows past their prime are either put out to pasture or made into burgers.