Containment Random Chris Updates

Cows past their prime are either put out to pasture or made into burgers.
you have to understand, Chris isn't just some cow, he is THE cow
he is to us what Ubre Blanca was to Castro, that's not some random ol bessy that can be put out when she's done milking, there will never be anything like it and we haven't yet come to terms with the fact that it might all end one day
 
you have to understand, Chris isn't just some cow, he is THE cow
he is to us what Ubre Blanca was to Castro, that's not some random ol bessy that can be put out when she's done milking, there will never be anything like it and we haven't yet come to terms with the fact that it might all end one day
Plot twist: Chris adopts a child and passes on his legacy onto her.
 
Oh no Ren I feel so bad they were bullying you on the cwcki server 😢
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Someone's gonna figure out mind uploading before he dies, and we're getting the Robo-Chris Saga. Mark my words.
that's gonna fucking suck, people trying to keep lolcows "alive" using an algorithm of the stuff they created and the way they posted during their hayday is something i've already seen people attempt, i've seen people try and get AI to generate more andrew dobson comics
it's so
empty
 
The 'just come up and say hi instead of taking my picture and running off' subject has been raised again. No sympathy, but it sounds as though the weens are getting to him somewhat.


The shorts come from December 13, 2023.
It was most likely done as a form of damage control after Chris's home address got doxxed.
I suspect that Caden just gave him $250 to spend on toys and shit to polish off his image. Most of the toys seem to be Walmart exclusives.
 
Someone's gonna figure out mind uploading before he dies, and we're getting the Robo-Chris Saga. Mark my words.
That would be the one up side to legilimency; we would have irrefutable proof of his crimes.

Extremely disgusting but proof.

Of course as Chris shares just about everything he ever thinks about there wouldn't really need to be any need for too much of it.
 
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that's gonna fucking suck, people trying to keep lolcows "alive" using an algorithm of the stuff they created and the way they posted during their hayday is something i've already seen people attempt, i've seen people try and get AI to generate more andrew dobson comics
it's so
empty
Imagine a future insane rogue AI based on the Chris-Chan algorithm. Holy shit, that's actually utterly terrifying if you go down that path.

Would make a great cyberpunk story, but only for people who are up on the CC lore. Or.....maybe a hidden superboss in CWC's Adult Chronicles? Paging @Maple!
 
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This shit is embarrassing. 40 years old and still pulling this shit. He'll probably be doing it at 60 if he lives that long.
Eh it's probably the least embarrassing thing he's done in years. It's not too far off from what a lot of people his age are doing now it just happens to be Chris mother fucker chan tweeting it out.


Not to mention it's coherent and not droning on about "the transformers are coming to our dimension soon, pray to the energon cubes my faithful." Bs Chris has sperged on about as he's descended further into insanity. Though you're damn right he'll be doing this well into old age if he makes it that long. Age has become a social construct to Chris. As far as he's concerned he's been merged with his forever 16 year old cpu Jesus goddess whatever self.
 
Eh it's probably the least embarrassing thing he's done in years. It's not too far off from what a lot of people his age are doing now it just happens to be Chris mother fucker chan tweeting it out.


Not to mention it's coherent and not droning on about "the transformers are coming to our dimension soon, pray to the energon cubes my faithful." Bs Chris has sperged on about as he's descended further into insanity. Though you're damn right he'll be doing this well into old age if he makes it that long. Age has become a social construct to Chris. As far as he's concerned he's been merged with his forever 16 year old cpu Jesus goddess whatever self.
A fair point. it IS coherent and at least he's not pepper spraying walmart employees to keep his displays up.
It also suggests that Chris has learned that sperging out like before has consequences. I'd bet he went to the store, set these up, took pictures, and took them down. A bit of safe LARPing from the lolcow king.
 
The shorts come from December 13, 2023.
It was most likely done as a form of damage control after Chris's home address got doxxed.
I suspect that Caden just gave him $250 to spend on toys and shit to polish off his image. Most of the toys seem to be Walmart exclusives.
Also iirc those videos happened suspiciously soon after some comments on the subreddit complaining about Chris claiming he was Jesus and yet not doing anything to help the poors.
 
Also iirc those videos happened suspiciously soon after some comments on the subreddit complaining about Chris claiming he was Jesus and yet not doing anything to help the poors.
Come on now, he donated to the needy children last year, didn't he?

Chris's caring and giving nature were on full display here as he very matter of factly and probably with getting a McDonald's meal on his mind, filmed himself doing this most holy gesture.

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Well technically he filmed the beginning of it and I think the aftermath of it we didn't actually see him give the toys away that's true.

Maybe he was trying to be like Santa Claus yeah that's it.
 
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Come on now, he donated to the needy children last year, didn't he?

Chris's caring and giving nature were on full display here as he very matter of factly and probably with getting a McDonald's meal on his mind, filmed himself doing this most holy gesture.

...

Well technically he filmed the beginning of it and I think the aftermath of it we didn't actually see him give the toys away that's true.

Maybe he was trying to be like Santa Claus yeah that's it.
IIRC, and I might be wrong, but Caden had bought a ton of transformer toys for Chris when he got to Big Island, and someone here matched up the old photos with these toys. Basically "charitable" Chris was just getting rid of ones he didn't want.

Though his medallion is turned, which as he's said, means he's not being truthful, so there's a 50% chance he actually did steal the toys.
 
IIRC, and I might be wrong, but Caden had bought a ton of transformer toys for Chris when he got to Big Island, and someone here matched up the old photos with these toys. Basically "charitable" Chris was just getting rid of ones he didn't want.

Though his medallion is turned, which as he's said, means he's not being truthful, so there's a 50% chance he actually did steal the toys.
Not likely, they do not accept used, plus none of the toys was out of package.
Besides, again, all the ones were Walmart exclusives/stuff on sale.
 
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IIRC, and I might be wrong, but Caden had bought a ton of transformer toys for Chris when he got to Big Island, and someone here matched up the old photos with these toys. Basically "charitable" Chris was just getting rid of ones he didn't want.

Though his medallion is turned, which as he's said, means he's not being truthful, so there's a 50% chance he actually did steal the toys.
Getting rid of ones he didn't want? For someone like chris that IS charitable. Wheh has the self centered prick ever given away something he didn't want?
 
That’s the thing though, if he was actually getting help he wouldn’t be like this at all. Not to mention the fact that any sane shrink would tell him to stay the fuck off the Internet and probably be very bullish about a long distance relationship with Flutter. I just don’t think he’s getting help.

So think it was around 2018-2020 where I believe Chris was court ordered to see a therapist at Region Ten (cwcki has a therapeutic docket) which even though he went to these appointments, nothing was accomplished ; rather, it made him more delusional than he was prior. A couple weeks into this nonsense, people started to call him out, and we got this gem from Chris

"I am only going to say this Once for those who may think me as delusional, crazy or shit like that. I am Not delusional, crazy, or anything of the sort.
I have my own magic powers that I am still learning about for myself from my family and allies.
I’ve already talked with psychiatrists and therapists years ago, so any new such meetings would be a very moot point."

When his therapist was told about the principle incident, they told Chris he has PTSD, but never bothered telling him how to use the term correctly. Chris, proving that he is a that even at 42, he could not handle being told to grow up, keep your filthy hands away from your asshole and taint, he's not a troon, and there no dimensional merge. Chris ignored the therapists advise or coping and ended up just running his mouth, and even told Null and Marvin that he was going to talk about his imaginary friends, cwcville, but was going to avoid wise and boyd so they didn't find out about his reality stone. The only that that came out of it was a ton of free shit.
 
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