no, the farms is more like a real life highschool where a buncha the kids who eat glue are pointing at laughing at the kids eating modeling paste and the faculty is on too much xanax to notice
The Chris Chan page we saw is definitely uneventful other than poorly made but, from the screenshot Hopkinsville posted, it seems it was the product of one of those two wiki editors who thought they "improved it" by cutting everything written by Christorian2012 and basically just translating the Portuguese wikipedia Chris Chan page. Sadly we probably will never know what Christorian2012 actually wrote, only that in their words it was "literary diarrhea" and damn it now I'm curious lol.
Firstly, I can't help but wonder if Chris blocking these accounts is out of sheer guilt he refuses to admit to, or if it's just Chris being an overly sensitive snowflake who can't accept the fact that he will bear the mark of Cain that is "Chris raped his mom." Till the day he finally dies.
I want Chris to make it to the Clearsky stats page, the "blocked" category is probably impossible since as of today just getting in the top 20 would require to be blocked by 15k + users but I have hope I will see him someday in the most blocked in the last 24 hours one.
IF he ever dies*
The Etsy money must have dried up and Caden is out.
Reposting old panels? That's lame and lazy.
Considering Chris thinks we can’t see his shit, it most likely that he blocked those accounts out of genuine guilt.
I knew he was hated before he violated Barb (hence why I said since the pepper spray incident and the convention meltdown).
Oh he will definitely make it to that page at this rate!
Maybe Chris will live to be as old, if not older than Jimmy Carter. Just because God might want to keep Chris alive as long as possible so that he can laugh along with the us. At least assuming Chris's atrocity of a diet doesn't kill him by the time he turns 58 (at the latest).
Request for deletion: Only Business Insider has articles about Chris therefore he's not notable.
See, that rule made sense before the 2010s when journalism was still more or less a serious job. Now every tumblrina/twitterina fresh out of college can get an opinion piece published on formerly reputable media outlets, even just for farming rage bait clicks, and that's probably why we get useless wikipedia pages about things like Skibidi toilet, omegaverse fanfiction, internet challenges etc.
None of these are really useless. Wikipedia is intended to be an ultimate resource for learning anything about humanity. Since Chris Chan is definitely a large influence on a lot of internet culture, he should definitely have a page.
I would say that omegaverse knowledge is not simply useless, but actually harmful to one's psyche. But for real, if those were all deemed page-worthy there's no excuse for Chris to not have one too.
