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Or it will continue the #1 rule of Christory. Nothing ever happens!
Containment Random Chris Updates
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This is going to suck, hard.
ThatGuyWhoLikes The Chili
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I'm kind of curious what the angle will be. Is this just going to give Chris more of an opportunity to try and gaslight normies into pretending he didn't fuck Barb? There's already a fairly sizeable amount of retards on reddit who doubt that he did/think he didn't do it/think it was completely fabricated by Fungus Tits Janke despite him spending 2 years in and out of jail and getting an autism deferral.
harbringer883
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100% will just be chrissy crying about the alt right and trump, all the while claiming that he is a victim of a troonphobic harassment campaign
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I hope caden doesn't get more sales after this doc.
Fuck Caden
Fuck Caden
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Chris is currently "in possession" of Praetor. Do you really think they'd allow Chris to just freely reveal info about himself?
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I'm hungry for milk... And this will be a nothing burger.
Oh, yeah... CHRIS CHANDID WHAT? FUCKED HIS ELDERLY MOTHER!
Why isn't this faggot in jail? If not for IRL motherfucking than at least for being so fucking boring since he got out? Too bad weens grew up/lost their balls.
Oh, yeah... CHRIS CHAN
Why isn't this faggot in jail? If not for IRL motherfucking than at least for being so fucking boring since he got out? Too bad weens grew up/lost their balls.
fist_of_khonshu
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Because the State of Virginia is incredibly lenient on dumb faggots like Chris. There's this precedent that adults with mental illnesses/disabilities (IE, Being retarded) cannot be declared unable to consent to sexual intercourse based solely on their disability unless said retardation prevents them from understanding.
Also the Virginia Legal System is just straight retarded. When I got arrested, they let me walk because I had a history of mental instability as a teenager which should never have applied to my trial. I genuinely deserved to serve time but instead they had me go to court mandated therapy/anger management with community service.
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Good job, The Perfect Citizen makes great vids. The only issue I have with him is that he’s been neghole pozzing the physical media community lately, especially Dan Sobel.
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Seriously some people deny that ? I always thought the worst take on reddit was just the usual "he might have raped his mom but you still need to respect his pronouns bigot!"
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Chat, Geno Samuel's doing it yet again!
Sonichu: The Animated Series...and he is profiting off of it too, locking it behind Patreon.
Considering he has made a full ass 85 documentary on Chris, with one of the vids being sponsored, is profitting off of Chris Chan's (technically counterfeit, albeit it doesn't matter since they're both infringing on Nintendo's and Sega's trademarks) merch, and now this, it's safe to say that he has now stooped down to Caden's level.
Ah, and all of the 85 episodes are gonna be reworked and released physically.
At least he hasn't kidnapped a 43 yo manchild and forced him to work in his sweatshop.
Sonichu: The Animated Series...and he is profiting off of it too, locking it behind Patreon.
Considering he has made a full ass 85 documentary on Chris, with one of the vids being sponsored, is profitting off of Chris Chan's (technically counterfeit, albeit it doesn't matter since they're both infringing on Nintendo's and Sega's trademarks) merch, and now this, it's safe to say that he has now stooped down to Caden's level.
Ah, and all of the 85 episodes are gonna be reworked and released physically.
At least he hasn't kidnapped a 43 yo manchild and forced him to work in his sweatshop.
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To be honest I rather have geno get the bag then
Caden has a"free ride" for now but one more fuck up and he's done. Also I bet gamer from mars didn't record at the house because caden is there.
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Back then (the interview bits were filmed in March of 2024), Caden was staying at his adopted mom's place in Missouri. Caden does live at Big Island now, as confirmed by the recent court case docs, but he moved there recently, sometime between last presidential election and February.
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Anyone trying to make money off of Chris is a douche.
Anyone paying any money for any bit of Chris memorabilia is equally to blame and should be ashamed of themselves.
Anyone paying any money for any bit of Chris memorabilia is equally to blame and should be ashamed of themselves.
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Imagine spending money just to touch shit.
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As interesting as Chris’s lore is (well, the older lore), it would be great if Geno and other Youtubers focused on documenting other lolcows for once instead of spending everyday of their lives on CWC content.
Nearly everyone around the world already knows a lot about Chris now without to use this site or the Cwcki and ED to know everything because there is so many videos on him.
Whereas so far with other cows (like Tophiachu, Nova Online, Turan Spidey) there is only a handful of videos.
Even Blaire White at one point tried to clout off Chris Chan because she knew it’d some how get her videos and money.
Is this really how vlogging works now? Find a fat autistic slob and keep digging for details even when there’s literally none left anymore just to get famous and make a few pennies?
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I don't see why anyone would even want something that has been in Chris's physical presence. It has been well documented that he has incredibly poor hygiene and for years he lived in severe squalor. When Bob died didn't he have to be quarantined at the hospital in the days leading up to his death because he was infested with bugs?
Anything that has ever been in 14 Branchland Court is a top tier biohazard. Any item from it needs to contained there until Barb croaks and the Virginia Department of Health finally decides to burn the place to the ground.
I think the thing with Chris is he is one of the safer cows you can talk about. Especially for YouTube videos. There is a plethora of information and material about him. And none of it has to be cited it has already been so documented thanks to resource hubs like the Cwckia and other creators. A lot of other cows don't have the luxury, it is why when Vice did their episode on the downfall Opie & Anthony awhile back they couldn't cover a lot of the more severe stuff Anthony did like the pedophile accusations.
Chris, despite having a history of melting down over his trolls, also is not a cow who will go after his critics or have legions of supporters who will do it. You have to remember that other cows have their supporters who act as a personal army on their behalf. It isn't always easy to cover cows when they are capable of waging war on you for daring to talk about them
Look at what happened when the YouTuber SunnyV2 made a video on Chris Tyson before Tyson was officially cancelled a year later. People dogpiled on him and tried ruining him for being "transphobic" despite it being obvious at the point that Tyson was a groomer. Same reason why so few people refused to defend us from Keffals until it became popular to shit on him as a personality for the terrible things he had done.
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Well, the recent shit is not from 14BC, such as the medallions, but the Praetorium.
His top dollar items are. And I am using "top dollar" to refer to their price, not quality.
His top dollar items are. And I am using "top dollar" to refer to their price, not quality.
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Chris Chan was apparently a massive sonic fan. 2 Questions:
1. What is his favourite sonic game?
2. What are his thoughts on Sonic Adventure 2?
1. What is his favourite sonic game?
2. What are his thoughts on Sonic Adventure 2?