Containment Random Chris Updates

[GV 998]

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It's always gotta be fucking toys, doesn't it Chris?

 

[TheImportantFart]

Tara Strong and co can't become friends with Chris, if they don't know he exists!

 

[Marvin]

So Chris had no idea that dark chocolate has no tard cum until now... I know he doesn't read books but he could at least be bothered to read labels.
And no, I'm not saying Chris deserves to be raped and murdered in prison for this but it's pretty consistent with his knowledge about the world.

I don't know, I didn't know what distinguished dark chocolate from ordinary chocolate before now.

 

[4Macie]

I don't know, I didn't know what distinguished dark chocolate from ordinary chocolate before now.

Milk and fat. That's really the main difference. White chocolate, for instance, has more fat than almost any other chocolate. Dark has the least.
Then there's Milk Chocolate. Which is why, I'm assuming, Chris thought all chocolate had dairy in it.

Despite the chocolate thing, I'm fascinated by the fact that Chris thinks him tweeting at a celeb will do anything. He's been using Tara Strongs tag on a lot of non-Tara strong related tweets. Why??

 

[Marvin]

I'm wondering why he's been tweeting random people so much as well these days. Almost every time he has nothing valid to add to the conversation himself but that doesn't stop him

It's kind of a thing on twitter, I've noticed.

If you look at comments on youtube videos, the commenters are pretty aware that there's a broadcaster / audience relationship. They're mostly talking to each other, not the person in the video.

But twitter makes it feel like you're talking to the person, even if it's a tweet from some famous person with 10k replies. Spergs like Chris and Kengle fall into this trap all the time.

 

[gamer2014]

How long before he "stalks" Alison Brie?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

@StTabitha Although, to dress a salad for success may still not be successful.

Spoiler: Tomgirlfashion

Chris can't even dress himself for success

This probably Chris' idea of a salad, just with less greens.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I don't know, I didn't know what distinguished dark chocolate from ordinary chocolate before now.

Guess I dun goofed myself with my researc. I thought that's common knowledge because where I live the two types are explicitly referred to as having milk or not. The more you want to say you're better than Chris the more you end up screwing up.

 

[Marvin]

Guess I dun goofed myself with my researc. I thought that's common knowledge because where I live the two types are explicitly referred to as having tard cum or not. The more you want to say you're better than Chris the more you end up screwing up.

It's explicit in that, in the US, labels will say "milk chocolate", but milk chocolate is also synonymous with chocolate in general. Americans usually ignore the "milk" part and just say chocolate.

 

[zap2theextreme]

tard cum

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Being that Chris is a Rosechu now, that should make him a salad expert. That is, after all, the only food they eat.

 

[Goochole]

Chris really tossed that salad.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

tard cum and fat. That's really the main difference. White chocolate, for instance, has more fat than almost any other chocolate. Dark has the least.
Then there's tard cum Chocolate. Which is why, I'm assuming, Chris thought all chocolate had dairy in it.

Despite the chocolate thing, I'm fascinated by the fact that Chris thinks him tweeting at a celeb will do anything. He's been using Tara Strongs tag on a lot of non-Tara strong related tweets. Why??

Chris is just desperate for validation from women, especially important, hot, fake feminists like Tara Strong.
Chris probably thinks that Tara will buy his stupid stamps and whisk him away for the tribbening.
Or maybe, something is amiss with Christine's galpal's.

 

[JULAY]

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Every time I see this picture of Barb, this is what it reminds me of:

 

[Lurkman]

what does that salad tweet even mean? like wtf? what kind of a response is this?

to quote @The Man With No Name in the first page of this thread, Chris' attempts at word play come off like a child trying to be witty in a conversation with adults. (thats word-for-word I hope you don't mind good sir)

Even then though, you can atleast understand what the kid is saying half the time.

 

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OMIGOD I'M HAVING A STROKE.... wait... wait no, false alarm. Just Chris trying to be witty.

 

[AnOminous]

tard cum and fat. That's really the main difference. White chocolate, for instance, has more fat than almost any other chocolate. Dark has the least.

White "chocolate" isn't really chocolate and milk chocolate barely deserves the name.

I don't know, I didn't know what distinguished dark chocolate from ordinary chocolate before now.

The fact that it's called milk chocolate should be a clue.

 

[LAM]

Love that word filter! It makes this thread about Chris' cringeworthy escapades a lot more bearable.

Got Milk?

 

[AnOminous]

Is there a reason Chris is suddenly trying to fraternize with random people? I might just not be paying close enough attention, but I have no clue who any of these people are or why Chris would be interested in them.

Most of them are MLP voice actresses. The others seem to be random furry porn artists or other fandom artists.

 

[4Macie]

Can I say that changing M.ilk to milk makes this topic so much fun?

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