Containment Random Chris Updates

[muh_moobs]

Chris couldn't get laid at a Hawaiian airport

 

[The Dude]

Chris is worse at finding vagina than a blind gynecologist with a fat chick for a patient.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

This thread couldn't stay on topic if it was about Chris.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Chris couldn't smash even if he had a jackhammer.

 

[CWCissey]

Chris couldn't smash even if he had a jackhammer.

Chris couldn't smash even if he was The Hulk.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Chris couldn't smash even if he had a jackhammer.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris couldn't smash even if he was The Hulk.

Chris couldn't smash if he was the laar man on Earth.

 

[Florence]

This thread couldn't be funny if it tried.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris offers productivity advice.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris offers productivity advice.

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Didn't Dstecks tell Chris to do that. I guess people really don't follow their own advice, especially if they're autistic.

 

[Broseph]

Chris is Forever Alone Guy incarnate.

Nah, I picture the Forever Alone guy at least having a job and living on his own...

Chris took 6 years to complete a 2 year degree in a field vastly out of date, only a fool would hire him for a tech position.

It would have been understandable if Chris had been working a job while going to school or had some stuff come up that prevented him from finishing his degree in two years, but the fact remains that he divided his time between going to school and playing vidya at home, not to mention it took him an extra year to graduate since he got suspended for whoring himself out at school in the most retarded way possible.

 

[Trilby]

It would have been understandable if Chris had been working a job while going to school or had some stuff come up that prevented him from finishing his degree in two years, but the fact remains that he divided his time between going to school and playing vidya at home, not to mention it took him an extra year to graduate since he got suspended for whoring himself out at school in the most exceptional way possible.

That was exceptional.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Chris offers productivity advice.

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Productivity advice from someone that has drawn a single picture within the last year.......

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Chris offers productivity advice.

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Chris' reply really isn't helping alot since his answer is vague. It seems Doopie wants specifics on a How to Draw video, like starting with male/female anatomy.
Unfortunatly Chris is too autistic to see this.

 

[Pickle Dick]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Lol, reminiscent of the You, sir, are not married!
This is funny since Chris has often gone out of his way to make fun of autistic people and scoff at dating retarded people despite having no other REAL prospects.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

This from the guy who called other autistic people a "window to hell" and "slow-in-the-minds."

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[InTheSidePocket]

The man has made billions, has a hot wife, kids, is absolutely fearless and is an actual leader.

Livin' the same dream, Miss Chris?

 

[4Macie]

Chris: "I am part of the LGBTQ community and I support them!!"

While not even two-three years ago Chris was condemning the gays.

This from the guy who called other autistic people a "window to hell" and "slow-in-the-minds."

Don't forget when he refused to believe aspergers existed and insisted that anyone with aspergers was only trying to steal the limelight from real autistics.