Containment Random Chris Updates

[repentance]

Back to hounding Cole for money over twitter
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It's funnier still because Robert Downey Junior and Netflix were among the "4 others" tagged in that reply.

 

[The Dude]

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On that note, it's been over a year since he first started listening to those things.

Chris should start listening to those "Wealth/Get Rich Fast" binaural beats videos to help out with their debt. Hell, it's more likely to work than him selling those stamps for a grand.

 

[GK 090]

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On that note, it's been over a year since he first started listening to those things.

He still hasn't figured out those don't work. He must be really desperate for them to actually work.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Cole's sister? Carol?

 

[4Macie]

Chris should start listening to those "Wealth/Get Rich Fast" binaural beats videos to help out with their debt. Hell, it's more likely to work than him selling those stamps for a grand.

He actually did listen to a get money fast one a while back. Same time he was listening to a grow luscious hair one.
For the record he's also listened to a grow a vagina, get big boob, get prettier eyes, never get sick, and one that promised to turn him into a real woman.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I think it's so amusing how Chris' brain is 100 percent severed from any social cognition whatsoever. Any normal person would be embarrassed or would have enough pride to stop throwing themselves at someone who rejected them time and time again. Not Pristine Christine.

chris is so incapable of putting himself in someone else's shoes and is so self-centered he can't understand why cole doesn't just drop everything to babysit barb and give chris toy money.

In fact, after both Cole and Barb are long dead, Chris will probably try to conduct seances over twitter, which would serve to solicit money from Cole.

uh cole, da ghost of my maum told me that she will be haunting you unless you take care of me and gib me yer money

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He still hasn't figured out those don't work. He must be really desperate for them to actually work.

They take absolutely no effort outside of listening to something. Nothing to read, nothing to practice, just sitting and listening.

He takes a similar path with his begging.

 

[ZehnBoat]

They take absolutely no effort outside of listening to something. Nothing to read, nothing to practice, just sitting and listening.

He takes a similar path with his begging.

and the best thing is, if they don't work people like chris will either think A. they haven't done it long enough, and keep using it B. or they did it wrong and need to try again.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[LAM]

Of course he tags Tara Strong in his reply to some rando taking a jab at Trump.

Does he even understand the events that lead to this point? No. He doesn't even know about the chemical attack or the U.N.'s policy on them. This and his downplaying of the recient terror attacks, a causal observer would think he's sympathizing with Terrorists.

 

[MMX]

This and his downplaying of the recient terror attacks, a causal observer would think he's sympathizing with Terrorists.

Has @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt radicalised Christine ?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Has @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt radicalised Christine ?

The only thing Kengle is interested in radicalizing is Christine's sexual attraction toward men.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

One of the Planet Dolan writers Chris has been following white knighted for him.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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10/10 wonderful commentary chris, wow that's amazing gold star on the gold stars for tards fridge

 

[ON 190]

I doubt Chris has eaten a pear in at least a decade.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I doubt Chris has eaten a pear in at least a decade.

pickup lines from chris:
I like eating healthy
I like being financially stable
I like not begging on youtube
I like having nice hair
I like having a clean house

EDIT: of course chris could mean "I like pears" in that he likes looking at them and nothing more. maybe if McDs had pears he would eat them and gloat about having a healthy lifestyle

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

I doubt Chris has eaten a pear in at least a decade.

TO BE FAIR
he's looked like a pear for at least two decades.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

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Chris couldnt find Syria on a map

 

[Wraith]

"I like pears."
Reminds me of that kid done up to look like a zombie about a decade ago that was asked a question by a reporter and could only answer, "I like turtles" and became a meme for a small while.

 

[Jack Awful]

Of course he tags Tara Strong in his reply to some rando taking a jab at Trump.

Does he even understand the events that lead to this point? No. He doesn't even know about the chemical attack or the U.N.'s policy on them. This and his downplaying of the recient terror attacks, a causal observer would think he's sympathizing with Terrorists.

She probably retweeted it.