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Containment Random Chris Updates
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For the record, Chris added Doopie to that tweet chain.
Edit: my bad, Chris was responding to Doopie, who retweeted it.
Also, Doopie has spent the past few hours responding to people, but not a word for Christine.
Edit: my bad, Chris was responding to Doopie, who retweeted it.
Also, Doopie has spent the past few hours responding to people, but not a word for Christine.
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This just in. Chris gets mad at little kids whenever they remind him that his abomination is a copyright infringement.
Wait until he asks them if he's a girl.
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it's lines like "cartoons doing happy dances!
"which betrays chris' real mental agesure he tries to sound older with fancy words and word combinations, but in the end, he's a preteen.
fawning over ponies and dreading "being adult" but still trying to show himself as mature enough to have sex (while his idea of ideal sex is spinning a bitch like a helicopter)
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The latest round of subliminal training:
Didn't Chris already try to "force changes" on himself with a knife?
Didn't Chris already try to "force changes" on himself with a knife?
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What a scoop, despite already getting 1500 dollars, which could go to some cheap hormones, Chris is trying to force his gut into tiny moobs.
Also, Barb is probably taking a stick to Barb because the house smells like dog shit, so Chris is trying to force them to use the toilet with the power of his mind (yet he can't speak, write or think clearly). Forget female circumcision and rape, these are lady problems for 2017!
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Telepathic dog communication lol
HONOR ROLL
HONOR ROLL
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Something tells me that Snoopy and Clover are not very polite, probably best not to learn to telepath with them, Chris.
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Oh I bet those dogs would have some words for Chris and Barb if they were able to communicate. Like, 'Hey asshole! Stop spending money on Legos and buy me some real dogfood!' or 'Let me outside your autism is stifling me!'
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Chris needs to learn to communicate with animals far less advanced than dogs if he wants to finally find something on his intellectual level. Something like lizards or hamsters or something like that.
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He thought he could speak with Sonichu so why not
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Yup, Chris is calling a hypersexualized drawing of Princess Peach the "Real Princess Peach Toadstool".
Chris also calls himself a real lesbian, transgender woman, so you can draw inferences from his corrupt and skewed value judgments.
Alright, so I moved this to random updates, but only because @The American Hedgehog thinks it would be necessary.
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Yup, Chris is calling a hypersexualized drawing of Princess Peach the "Real Princess Peach Toadstool".
Chris also calls himself a real lesbian, transgender woman, so you can draw inferences from his corrupt and skewed value judgments.
Alright, so I moved this to random updates, but only because @The American Hedgehog thinks it would be necessary.
First Error: Cited: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Peach Name
In Japan, the Princess's name has always been Peach (ピーチ姫 Pīchi-Hime, Princess Peach) since her debut in the original Super Mario Bros. (1985), but she would go on to be renamed Toadstool in the English language manual. The English version of Yoshi's Safari (1993) marked the first usage of the name "Peach" in the Western world, although she would go back to being named "Toadstool" in Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 (1994). In Super Mario 64 (1996), she uses both names in a letter addressed to Mario, with "Peach" being used for her signature. From Mario Kart 64 (1996) and onward, the name Peach was kept unchanged for the English version and the name Toadstool fell into disuse from this point onward eventually making its last appearance in Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3.
Calling her Peach Toadstool is both incorrect and redundant. It's like calling Chris, Christian Chris Chan Chandler
Second Error: Cited: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Peach Personality
Peach's personality is generally sweet and well mannered. In most games she is portrayed as selfless, perky and generous. Typically, she does not show an aggressive nature even when she is fighting (this is done by quick slaps, elegant high kicks, thrusts in the air, and other graceful fighting techniques, as seen in the Super Smash Bros. series) or confronting her enemies.
Peach is a nice girl who isn't a ultra mega slut, unironically stating that she is a bimbo goes against the entire character of Peach.
Third Error: Cited: Common sense and standard internet protocal
This is Tumblr fetish art.
You don't publicly post Tumblr fetish art Chris.
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She may be the "real" princess toadstool, but them titties fake AF
Yup, Chris is calling a hypersexualized drawing of Princess Peach the "Real Princess Peach Toadstool".
Chris also calls himself a real lesbian, transgender woman, so you can draw inferences from his corrupt and skewed value judgments.
Alright, so I moved this to random updates, but only because @The American Hedgehog thinks it would be necessary.
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Doopie Saga is coming.
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@Drawets Rednaxela
To be fair, it's been while since he had a heartsweet, so we are a bit overdue for some Love Quest hijinks.
To be fair, it's been while since he had a heartsweet, so we are a bit overdue for some Love Quest hijinks.