Containment Random Chris Updates

This is an important note because this is evidence that she can see his tweets and hasn't muted him.

Their pets are receiving just enough care that the SPCA wouldn't intervene if notified, right?

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I was shocked to learn they are beagles, they are obese and never go for walks but this is not enough to warrant the SPCA getting involved especially since such old dogs could never be rehomed so would be put down.
 
I was shocked to learn they are beagles, they are obese and never go for walks but this is not enough to warrant the SPCA getting involved especially since such old dogs could never be rehomed so would be put down.

They're only 5 if I remember correctly. In the care of someone who actually goes outside on a regular basis, they could easily live another 8+ years.

Can't imagine they'll last that long in their current state.
 
They're only 5 if I remember correctly. In the care of someone who actually goes outside on a regular basis, they could easily live another 8+ years.

Can't imagine they'll last that long in their current state.
They are 5? They are already greying so it means they are pretty much fucked.
 
Dressing a gator up -too cruel
Overfeeding your dogs to the point where they no longer resemble their own breed, letting the dogs piss and shit everywhere, and only feeding them human food -totally fine.

And we all could go days on the cats. Poor things.
 
They are 5? They are already greying so it means they are pretty much fucked.
Re-checked. They're ALMOST 5. Barb and Chris got them as puppies in the spring of 2012 and there's little evidence of them spending time outside on a regular basis.

So...bought as puppies, these beagles have lived their whole lives without the space/freedom to run.

Beagles love running, chasing things and chewing stuff, and they're also known to be very affectionate towards people.

:'( what possible benefit do they get from having these dogs around? They chew things, make noise and piss/shit inside and it seems neither Chris nor barb enjoy their presence as companions.

If only someone could open their eyes to the fact that if they gave up their animals, their lives would involve even less work. That's a compelling argument...not to mention if they really want to save money, that would be one small way of doing so.
 
Doopie Saga is coming.
You mean, Chris desperately doing anything he can to impress women.....that's called the Tomgirl saga, and we're still in it.
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I was shocked to learn they are beagles, they are obese and never go for walks but this is not enough to warrant the SPCA getting involved especially since such old dogs could never be rehomed so would be put down.
Small dogs like that can easily get pancreatitis from fatty-processed foods, which can be fatal.
I wouldn't put it past Chris to have fed his dog chocolate pieces from time to time.
 
You mean, Chris desperately doing anything he can to impress women.....that's called the Tomgirl saga, and we're still in it.

Small dogs like that can easily get pancreatitis from fatty-processed foods, which can be fatal.
I wouldn't put it past Chris to have fed his dog chocolate pieces from time to time.
He admitted to feeding them chicken noodle soup so I would not put it past him.
 
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Defenestrate
verb (used with object), defenestrated, defenestrating.
1.
to throw (a person or thing) out of a window.

Chris should be defenestrated.
fenestrate literally translates to window.

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Also, Chris finally tries to learn something about transgender people.
Chris Top Facts About Being Transgender:
  1. Female Soul
  2. Lesbians
  3. Dykes
  4. Cross-Dressing
  5. My Little Pony
 
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Time and time again this shows Chris being too stupid to use his Iphone for a simple search. It's abundantly clear fatty can't solve things on his own, he expects people doing the work for him.

Eh, I'm more leaning towards Chris turning into BabyChris and wanting "mommy" to do the work for him.

And a nice trib later on, but only after video games. Unless those trolls on are on there, then he'll be too sad for tribbing.
 
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