Containment Random Chris Updates

Eh, I'm more leaning towards Chris turning into BabyChris and wanting "mommy" to do the work for him.

And a nice trib later on, but only after video games. Unless those trolls on are on there, then he'll be too sad for tribbing.
Come on, Chris would be too lazy to lift his legs and trib with someone, he would probably ask Siri to find a service for him, maybe a tiny Mexican man, who failed as a jockey and would be willing to make Chris' leg's scissor.
 
Time and time again this shows Chris being too stupid to use his Iphone for a simple search. It's abundantly clear fatty can't solve things on his own, he expects people doing the work for him.
"Chris" and "research" don't go hand in hand, that's well known. Like he never even doubted Molvania's existence.
That's why I was outright shocked when he included Call of Duty: World at War when he completed the Sonichu Christmas issue. Sure the way the game was portrayed was ridiculously inaccurate but him actually looking up what CoD game would've been released at the time the comic is set was so unusual for him to do.
 
They are 5? They are already greying so it means they are pretty much fucked.

They aren't greying yet. The grey color on their bellies is natural for some Beagles, particularly if they have dappled or piebald genes. There is no grey around their muzzles or ears, which is where greying related to age shows on dogs like Beagles, Dachshunds, and other hound breeds. They aren't healthy by any means, and they could start prematurely greying due to poor health in the future.
 
He got it defined.

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I was shocked to learn they are beagles, they are obese and never go for walks but this is not enough to warrant the SPCA getting involved especially since such old dogs could never be rehomed so would be put down.
looks more like a dachshund to me. Whatever it is its fucked
 
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I was shocked to learn they are beagles, they are obese and never go for walks but this is not enough to warrant the SPCA getting involved especially since such old dogs could never be rehomed so would be put down.


The poor thing has a look on its face that says "I wish for sweet death." Who was stupid enough to let an ugly dude in a dress and a hoarding pile of lard buy the puppies? Or were they pet store puppy mill ones?
 
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So is Chris-Chan Sonichu a headmaster with Son-chu?

Question: Does Chris actually have heterochromia? To him it is one of his defining characteristic, yet in photos of him, I just can't see it.
Sorry about deleting my post I moved it to the captains log thread.
 
So is Chris-Chan Sonichu a headmaster with Son-chu?

Question: Does Chris actually have heterochromia? To him it is one of his defining characteristic, yet in photos of him, I just can't see it.

Even as subtle as it is, it's one of his defining features because he'll latch on to any aspect of himself that isn't normal and make it his whole identity, because he's too autistic to understand how people develop their own identities through their personality and interests.
 
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He tweeted some fan questions to Tara Strong:

"Hey, Tara. I have two questions for your Facebook Live session; not sure if I'll be able to make it. So Among the Background Ponies, including those brought forward to speak and whatnot, which one(s) is your favorite? And, from all Transformers lore, do you have a favorite Autobot and/or Decepticon? You are awesome, Tara. Have a Great and Safe Day. :)"

He also has a new profile photo on FB, but it's blurry.

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He tweeted some fan questions to Tara Strong:

"Hey, Tara. I have two questions for your Facebook Live session; not sure if I'll be able to make it. So Among the Background Ponies, including those brought forward to speak and whatnot, which one(s) is your favorite? And, from all Transformers lore, do you have a favorite Autobot and/or Decepticon? You are awesome, Tara. Have a Great and Safe Day. :)"

He also has a new profile photo on FB, but it's blurry.

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At least he's stopped calling it his damn "biological clock." We all still know his "empathy" towards Doopie is to get a shot at that china.
 
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He tweeted some fan questions to Tara Strong:

"Hey, Tara. I have two questions for your Facebook Live session; not sure if I'll be able to make it. So Among the Background Ponies, including those brought forward to speak and whatnot, which one(s) is your favorite? And, from all Transformers lore, do you have a favorite Autobot and/or Decepticon? You are awesome, Tara. Have a Great and Safe Day. :)"

He also has a new profile photo on FB, but it's blurry.

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That's called depression and not being disciplined. Chris and those phony hair extensions are so damn nasty, they're hanging half-way off his scalp and you can still see the man-stubble.
Can you honestly believe that Chris goes out in public like that, thinking he's the setsiest woman alive....What the actual fuck?
 
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He tweeted some fan questions to Tara Strong:

"Hey, Tara. I have two questions for your Facebook Live session; not sure if I'll be able to make it. So Among the Background Ponies, including those brought forward to speak and whatnot, which one(s) is your favorite? And, from all Transformers lore, do you have a favorite Autobot and/or Decepticon? You are awesome, Tara. Have a Great and Safe Day. :)"

He also has a new profile photo on FB, but it's blurry.

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Chris wants sooooooo badly for Doopie to reply, it's a little sad really. Doopie and Tara would make a great pair of gal-pals.

Is it just me or has Chris been super into Transformers lately? I know he has always loved it(along with Sonic, MLP, etc) but it seems a lot more evident these days.
 
Is it just me or has Chris been super into Transformers lately? I know he has always loved it(along with Sonic, MLP, etc) but it seems a lot more evident these days.

You just made me realize it, and it does sound kind of unlikely, but remember how chris always had that philosophy of "boys should play with my little pony to understand girls, girls should play with transformers to understand boys"? I think he might still be practicing it. In his strange world view, this is making him more feminine.
 
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