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King Kiwi said:
I wonder if Chris actually wants to do these or if Caden makes him do it to have content of some kind.

The only one who's shown any real heavy disapproval about the only other "content" is Flutter and it's not like Chris ever mentions her thoughts or feelings about anything.

Chris committed the most heinous crimes known to man... And now he has a life he was wanted.

Galpal, a place away from his mother, unlimited time with toys and marketing Sonichu which someone else takes care of anyways, his own website and a place where he can ramble about his feelings, near-total immunity to the trolls...

Teflon tard everybody.

I don't know if Chris won, but if this is what losing looks like I guess we've come full circle.
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Maybe we were the real retards all along for doubting Chris's goal of living like a child forever.
 
suck said:
I skipped around in the video and got this gem: skip to 23:41
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Bro what am I listening for?

Is it this part where some demonic baby says something like, "bae...bae...bae...bae."?

If that is what you're talking about, dude, what if that's Flutter?

Forget elf Moomin, she's an evil spirit residing inside a cabbage patch doll that's grown to full size through demonic possession.

Fuck. Don't listen to these videos.

Also bless a glass of water and dump it on yourself.
 
Heal Thy Burgers said:

This retarded song interrupted the stream I was watching.
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Well the AI slop is at least a little better than just Chris singing over someone else's song like in the old days. Those Wilhelm screams though! No one but Chris would make a video like this.

Chris sure has a lot of transformers. The CWCki lists over $3000 worth of them, but he's sold some over the years, and some were lost in the fire, and in 2016 he destroyed a $25 Sentinel Prime while wrestling with his cat and recording a video and cursing Trump, all at the same time. Previously in that year he had begged for money to buy bananas for Barb and then bought a bunch of Transformers on eBay.

A Youtube comment by Jcc2224 from this morning mentioned Chris's Beast Wars Transmetals Tarantulas, which he sold a long time ago. It's apparently in good hands, complete with Chris's certificate of authenticity. It's not in the list of toys though. Chris responded four minutes later and asked to be DM'ed on Twitter. Maybe Chris wants to buy it back?

Tarantulas actually looks kind of cool, and he's got three different modes - humanoid, spider, and what the Transformers Wiki calls a "spidey-cycle". He sells on eBay for $40 and up, with many listings missing a leg or two, or his weapon. One person had just a leg for sale back in August and he got $13.99 for it.

Does anyone know the status of Chris's Omega Supreme? Its box was seen by the garbage can when Chris was in jail. If he's still got it, it sells for around $200 on eBay.

By the way, the Transformers wiki, tfwiki.net, is kind of addictive, in an concentrated autism kind of way. It has 32,058 articles about cartoon robots.

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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Well the AI slop is at least a little better than just Chris singing over someone else's song like in the old days. Those Wilhelm screams though! No one but Chris would make a video like this.

Chris sure has a lot of transformers. The CWCki lists over $3000 worth of them, but he's sold some over the years, and some were lost in the fire, and in 2016 he destroyed a $25 Sentinel Prime while wrestling with his cat and recording a video and cursing Trump, all at the same time. Previously in that year he had begged for money to buy bananas for Barb and then bought a bunch of Transformers on eBay.

A Youtube comment by Jcc2224 from this morning mentioned Chris's Beast Wars Transmetals Tarantulas, which he sold a long time ago. It's apparently in good hands, complete with Chris's certificate of authenticity. It's not in the list of toys though. Chris responded four minutes later and asked to be DM'ed on Twitter. Maybe Chris wants to buy it back?

Tarantulas actually looks kind of cool, and he's got three different modes - humanoid, spider, and what the Transformers Wiki calls a "spidey-cycle". He sells on eBay for $40 and up, with many listings missing a leg or two, or his weapon. One person had just a leg for sale back in August and he got $13.99 for it.

Does anyone know the status of Chris's Omega Supreme? Its box was seen by the garbage can when Chris was in jail. If he's still got it, it sells for around $200 on eBay.

By the way, the Transformers wiki, tfwiki.net, is kind of addictive, in an concentrated autism kind of way. It has 32,058 articles about cartoon robots.

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Oh ngl that is pretty cool and I would so watch a Transformers movie where Bumblebee literally transformed into a robot bumblebee. Hell it's going to be the next one isn't it?

Which is kind of ironic of course because I was looking at tarantulas today online and what it would take to care for them, thinking that they're supposed to be able to be handled if you start early.

Well ... ChatGPT said not to do it so much. Once again cartoons let me down and Chris is wrong, also thank you for nothing Stu Pickles.
 
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King Kiwi said:
Which is kind of ironic of course because I was looking at tarantulas today online and what it would take to care for them, thinking that they're supposed to be able to be handled if you start early.
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Have you considered jumping spiders? They're tiny but the way they move around and look at you and explore their environment is really neat, and some people are able to handle their spiders. They seem to have curiosity.

Here is a site where you can buy them, but they aren't uncommon in the wild, and they do get into people's houses and cars. I see them around cars fairly frequently and I'm not sure why.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Have you considered jumping spiders? They're tiny but the way they move around and look at you and explore their environment is really neat, and some people are able to handle their spiders. They seem to have curiosity.

Here is a site where you can buy them, but they aren't uncommon in the wild, and they do get into people's houses and cars. I see them around cars fairly frequently and I'm not sure why.
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If I was going to get a "different" pet, it'd be a snake.
 
 
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
Is Chris a "they/them" now? Why is he speaking in the second person?
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Or is he acknowledging that he has a team of handlers and doesn't even care anymore?
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Maybe Chris has gotten into that retarded “plural system” bullshit. I mean, he already considers present day him, Classic Chris, and pre-name change Christopher as three different people in his body.
 
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