Containment Random Chris Updates

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Clearly he is correct, but this troll is a time-traveling troll, and he wanted to show Chris a download of Christine's Future Message

Fucking duh Chris.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

First, why do you disagree please? Second, I believe someone who's been around a while, Marvin or Alec, mentioned it did bother Cole a bit when the Lumberjack died.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Man Chris-chan is getting smarter, he just roasted that future troll alive!

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

First, why do you disagree please? Second, I believe someone who's been around a while, Marvin or Alec, mentioned it did bother Cole a bit when the Lumberjack died.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey


“ Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops.„

—Cole[1]


Gee. That was easy to find.

Don't get your panties up in a bind because of a red X. This is a Kiwi message board. Not the UN General Assembly.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I'm not sure who's more autistic rn

I have a pretty good feeling it involves more then just Chris and this "troll".

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey


“ Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops.„

—Cole[1]


Gee. That was easy to find.

Don't get your panties up in a bind because of a red X. This is a Kiwi message board. Not the UN General Assembly.

Okay, you made me laugh.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris wouldn't be able to tweet at Cole's account if he were blocked.

Cole is an unsung hero for letting such content continue to exist and be created.

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

I'm sure this is what the "trolling stupid" imagined when he got that text, as the recipient's face:

And he was right.

 

[4Macie]

Because the first thing anyone with a time machine would do is text Chris that they were from the future.... come on w.eens, if you're gonna w.een, at least TRY.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

except whoever follows Cole

You mean just Cole?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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How feminine. Now, when Chris takes his toys around with him people can say "do you know what he does with those things"? He hinted at some pony porn too at the end there, BTW.

 

[sbm1990]

I haven't a clue as to who is more autistic nowadays, Chris Chan or his weens.

 

[Trash Eater]

The smug emoji really ties that post together.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Chris said something that only makes sense to him? What a surprise.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Own? That didn't even borrow!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

And the inability to not relate to TV and movies all the time continues.

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

How feminine. Now, when Chris takes his toys around with him people can say "do you know what he does with those things"? He hinted at some pony porn too at the end there, BTW.

It's more horrifying to me that he wants to see Transformer porn.

 

[Jaydash]

Chris' humor and posting in generally is usually very strange and hard to understand, but at least you can read it over and tell what he was going for, even somewhat. I've read this over a good 6 or 7 times and I really do not see the joke or how he thought that would be clever.

 

[The Dude]

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Why am I not surprised that Chris beats his bent dork to Transformers porn? I mean, a Transformers fetish is the perfect pathetic blend of his immaturity, his childish obsessions, and his pervertedness. It makes sense in a sad, grody way. Makes you wonder if he's ever gotten intimate with one of the Arcee toys he most assuredly has. Probably.