Containment Random Chris Updates

[CWCissey]

And shits himself. Don't forget that.

And tortures dying things.

 

[King Zora]

Not the way Millenials do astrology.
Chris is not a Pisces, he's a damn Aqueerius.

He is a pisces. Do you not astrology? This should be common knowledge.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

FALALALALA Chris get a job FALALALALA U a stupid fake trans BLAHBLABLAHBLAH.

How's that?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[TrannyBO]

Chris fails at everything again.

 

[Lokamayadon]

He was so close...

 

[El Porko Fako]

I would make the joke that the poor girl who was tricked into sleeping with Chris would serenade him with "Dude Looks Like a Lady," but who the fuck is Chris kidding? A chimp in a wig would be more convincing as a girl.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Of course Chris would tweet about plans to buy frivolous junk less than a week after exploiting his own mother in a begging video.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I would make the joke that the poor girl who was tricked into sleeping with Chris would serenade him with "Dude Looks Like a Lady," but who the fuck is Chris kidding? A chimp in a wig would be more convincing as a girl.

The only serenade Chris would ever get would be from a police or ambulance sirens and cats having mating outside his window.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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Of course Chris would tweet about plans to buy frivolous junk less than a week after exploiting his own mother in a begging video.

blows me away good

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

blows me away good

Chris: The only pervert that is more likely to be wrongfully arrested.

 

[jc17]

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Of course Chris would tweet about plans to buy frivolous junk less than a week after exploiting his own mother in a begging video.

"I look forward to buying your soundtrack, just wait a sec while I beg my followers for money I need for food and vet bills."

 

[PerishableDryGoods]

"I look forward to buying your soundtrack, just wait a sec while I beg my followers for money I need for food and vet bills."

to be fair chris did say she was messing up the script he wrote maybe it actually said we need the money for lego and albums and the selfish starving woman instead piped up in a vain attempt for nourishment

 

[nad7155]

He was so close...

The only thing he his close to is being more pathetic and vile than Phil.

And that's a very hard thing to do.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

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Dipshit isn't hyphenated, dipshit.

 

[The Fool]

Dipshit isn't hyphenated, dipshit.

Neither is "ground-up" but then again a Speak-n-Spell has a better understanding of English than Chris does

 

[cans.wav]

"No shit is too minor"

 

[Positron]

By "kind soul" he means "fuck mommy".

 

[AnOminous]

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Of course Chris would tweet about plans to buy frivolous junk less than a week after exploiting his own mother in a begging video.

"blows me away good"

Christ Chris just say you want to cum inside Rainbow Dash already.

 

[The Dude]

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Chris is a "giver" in the exact same way that he's a prostitute and a brilliant scientist on par with Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking: he ain't. The only way Chris is a prostitute is that he's a massive consumer whore.