Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I do wonder sometimes whether his life would be different if he didn't seek attention or delude himself into doing various people's bidding. I read the CWCki from time to time and I get the impression that much of the enjoyment regarding Chris Chan is watching him react to fictional characters or watching him do absolutely socially appalling stuff. I think some part of him believed that the stuff he was getting himself into would attract attention regardless of whether it was bad or not. Regardless, his habit of seeking internet fame ultimately led him to his fate. Which is being manipulated/exploited by Caden 24/7, sometimes even forcing him to do videos revisiting the "greatest hits". All because he tricked himself into thinking that incest was "godly" and "socially acceptable" even though he knew what the ramifications would be.

I don't even engage in Chris that much anymore. He is a shell of his former self and he is just a brand at this point, people are only into him because of the "internet fame" that Chris acquired throughout the years but that's mainly the idea of pre-merge Chris. Ever since he fucked Barb, he has become toxic to the point where nobody wants him around and he gets banned from every single thing, even if he doesn't attend or show interest. Additionally, Caden has warped his mind so much that there is no saving him, Chris is forever his bitch and it's pathetic and sad.

I've brought this up before my local grocery store chain hires on slow-in-the-minds to do things like cart control and stocking shelves overnight. I've seen the same guys there for over 5 years and they're just happily doing their jobs, obviously not being a sex pest or causing any issues. The only issue I've seen is one guy running up to people saying "GOOD JOB" and holding his hand up for a high 5.

That would honestly be the "good ending" for Chris. He'd probably be stocking shelves at his local Food Lion close to his house, getting deals on food for his family and happily drawing his Pokemon and magic hedgehogs. Even Borb would have had him around the house if he worked part time. Maybe even the store would showcase his art, and he'd have actual people that would appreciate his work.

I mean if he's that impressionable by trolls, imagine how impressionable he'd be with someone who gave a fuck.

 

[Realistic]

I mean if he's that impressionable by trolls, imagine how impressionable he'd be with someone who gave a fuck.

Funny that, when given the choice between people who care about his well-being and want to help him out or random trolls who get excitement over getting Chris to do insane shit. Chris would pick the latter.

He'd rather engage with people who feed into his delusions of grandeur rather than those who don't and outright tell him otherwise.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

The Smiling Friends scene about Mr. Boss imitating the Internet Lumberjack... how relevant was it? And when Chris-Chan responded to it, if she dismissed it, then is she dismissed as irrelevant?

 

[ASeabear8952]

The Smiling Friends scene about Mr. Boss imitating the Internet Lumberjack... how relevant was it? And when Chris-Chan responded to it, if she dismissed it, then is she dismissed as irrelevant?

>she

 

[souschef]

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[ASeabear8952]

Winfield Winfield, the ween who shilled his book while filming himself walking around 14BC, has died.

If anyone cares, this dude died today

 

[The Lawgiver]

Ever since he fucked Barb, he has become toxic to the point where nobody wants him around and he gets banned from every single thing, even if he doesn't attend or show interest. Additionally, Caden has warped his mind so much that there is no saving him, Chris is forever his bitch and it's pathetic and sad.

I think one of the most interesting things is despite him keeping up character by the look in his fucking eyes and expressions you can tell he's aware of how bullshit all this is. It's genuinely a hell of his own creation. I'm not gonna hunt it down but that one specific superchat clip where the guy mentions the motherfucking and the facade drops for a brief moment really just sums up the entirety of these last few years.

I still remember back int he day when chris would get pissed about being framed as into incest and pretty much everything he did online was basically just "I FUCKING WANT GF WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE TROLLING ME I'M GOING TO DRAW YOU BEING MURDERED IN SONICHU" type stuff and then him falling for the most blatant of catfishes because of how desperate he was to find a GF online.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Chris has posted on Twitter that he started doing digital drawing commissions
I'm surprised he has never attempted this before considering it's the easiest way to get a few bucks out of retarded weens who think owning everything of his is epic even in the sellout era, but his digital work doesn't have that Chris chan flavor

 

[King Kiwi]

Winfield Winfield, the ween who shilled his book while filming himself walking around 14BC, has died.

Ohh took me a few seconds to remember.

Well that's too bad.

Rip Winnie the Field

Chris has posted on Twitter that he started doing digital drawing commissions
I'm surprised he has never attempted this before considering it's the easiest way to get a few bucks out of retarded weens who think owning everything of his is epic even in the sellout era, but his digital work doesn't have that Chris chan flavor

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You know, I really feel you got something there.

The Sell-Out Saga. Best one I've heard yet.

I wonder if Chris is still having to work to pay off his mother's mortgage, there's a good possibility that's what Caden is probably having him do with his house.

Although from that one picture it does look like he may be renting out the other units, seeing as there were other cars parked across the street.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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Chris pronouns are shit/shart

Chris has posted on Twitter that he started doing digital drawing commissions
I'm surprised he has never attempted this before considering it's the easiest way to get a few bucks out of retarded weens who think owning everything of his is epic even in the sellout era, but his digital work doesn't have that Chris chan flavor

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"Blocky and Low Resolution"

 

[Strangolapreti]

Chris has posted on Twitter that he started doing digital drawing commissions
I'm surprised he has never attempted this before considering it's the easiest way to get a few bucks out of retarded weens who think owning everything of his is epic even in the sellout era, but his digital work doesn't have that Chris chan flavor

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Posting the image for archival purpose.

It's only now that I notice how the placement of sonichu's red cheeks makes no sense whatsoever.
I don't even know if it can be blamed on chris, since red round cheecks are cute on animal characters and creepy on more humanoid ones, or rather I never seen a humanoid character with them that doesn't look either creepy, clownish, lame, insane or a mixture of them.
That comes up in my mind right now is Dee dee twins from Batman Beyond, Enoch/Sugar from Off, charlie from Hazbin hotel, Mr. Do and many more, they are all a combination of above traits, and consdering what chris wanted to make of his character, making his own characters even more clownish than they already are would have been hilarious.

I could overanalyze the whole drawing, but let's be serious, its fucking chris chan, of course it sucks and its most likely traced, what I want to point your attention at is the signature, aboslutely unreadable.

 

[King Kiwi]

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Posting the image for archival purpose.

It's only now that I notice how the placement of sonichu's red cheeks makes no sense whatsoever.
I don't even know if it can be blamed on chris, since red round cheecks are cute on animal characters and creepy on more humanoid ones, or rather I never seen a humanoid character with them that doesn't look either creepy, clownish, lame, insane or a mixture of them.
That comes up in my mind right now is Dee dee twins from Batman Beyond, Enoch/Sugar from Off, charlie from Hazbin hotel, Mr. Do and many more, they are all a combination of above traits, and consdering what chris wanted to make of his character, making his own characters even more clownish than they already are would have been hilarious.

I could overanalyze the whole drawing, but let's be serious, its fucking chris chan, of course it sucks and its most likely traced, what I want to point your attention at is the signature, aboslutely unreadable.

This might be the best post I've read in a while.

Thank you for this.

Actually, I wouldn't even have noticed the red cheeks if you had mentioned it.

Certainly this is more interesting than watching another one of his mind-decaying videos.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Actually, I wouldn't even have noticed the red cheeks if you had mentioned it.

Maybe its something that hasn't been noticed as it has been blind spot for people due to how abhorrant everything else looks.
Interestingly enough, the misplaced red cheecks seems to be a common trend alongside sonichus, here's a few notable caveats:
The most famous image of sonichu has an even worse misplacement on the same level of the eyes.
Wes-Li's sonichu formhas the round cheecks replaced by lightnings, with a little stretch you could make them look like whiskers and it'd be an improvement.
A number of sonichu characters do not feature cheecks at all, this includes:
- Magi-chan (aside of a 2023 alternate version)
- Various asperchu redraws
- Chink sonichu (punchy)
- Darkbind sonichu
- Reldnach's sonichu form
Chris chan sonichu gives you a clear insight of how he thinks sonic anatomy goes below the fur, which is just retarded
On the opposite side, its more common for rosechus to lack the round cheecks.

From gen 1 pokedex entry (stadium): "Lives in forests away from people. It stores electricity in its cheeks for zapping an enemy if it is attacked."
And considering chris' sheer autism and obsession toward these games, he probably draw the cheecks only on sonichus that canonically use their electric powers.
Or maybe no, since magi-chan is psychic/electric type but has no cheeck, I am not gonna read his comic to see if his shitty original character has ever used lightning attacks.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Nothing new but someone is moderating his comments on Chris's youtbe videos.


Damn, things are really slow, slower than Chris's mind.

 

[Dull fawn]

Damn, things are really slow, slower than Chris's mind.

feels like watching paint dry, his ever increasing obsession for transformers kills everything for me, mlp was funnier, sonichu too, even when he spergs out with politics. we are seeing the goat fade away to irrelevancy. it won't be permanent though. it will probably not be like that forever though

 

[King Metalia]

feels like watching paint dry, his ever increasing obsession for transformers kills everything for me, mlp was funnier, sonichu too, even when he spergs out with politics. we are seeing the goat fade away to irrelevancy. it won't be permanent though. it will probably not be like that forever though

I can't believe I'm saying this but can Chris go back to obsessing over Sonic and Pokemon. Hell even obsessing lustfully over Barb would be an improvement.

 

[Realistic]

I could overanalyze the whole drawing, but let's be serious, its fucking chris chan, of course it sucks and its most likely traced, what I want to point your attention at is the signature, aboslutely unreadable.

I literally doubt it, there was a time when Chris Chan tried to draw digitally and failed miserably at it to justify doing hand drawn art but since we're in the "Everything is bullshit, kill me now to free me from this misery" era, I am guessing that Caden is forcing Chris to learn how to digitally draw for the sole purpose of saving money and allowing for Caden and his goonies to refine the drawings to make them look more polished.

Anything post-rape is not Chris doing this himself, Chris is just a proxy for Caden at this point.

 

[Heal Thy Burgers]

Chris has posted on Twitter that he started doing digital drawing commissions
I'm surprised he has never attempted this before considering it's the easiest way to get a few bucks out of retarded weens who think owning everything of his is epic even in the sellout era, but his digital work doesn't have that Chris chan flavor

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Persona 2: Innocent Sin commission when? Jokes aside… you can get a much better quality drawing from a much more deserving person of your money for much less…

 

[King Metalia]

Chris has posted on Twitter that he started doing digital drawing commissions
I'm surprised he has never attempted this before considering it's the easiest way to get a few bucks out of retarded weens who think owning everything of his is epic even in the sellout era, but his digital work doesn't have that Chris chan flavor

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WTF is that mediocre ass drawing?
That is not Sonichu. I like my Sonichu drawings to fly in utter contempt of good art.
This does not have Sonichu's spirit.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He's come a long way since vehemently hating digital art. From blowing his covid stimulus on an apple drawing tablet to offering 50 bucks for something at best slightly better than when he still used crayons and pens.