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King Kiwi said:
If it was anything other than this, there would be some kind of sign. Something would have happened by now that indicated they're a couple or something.
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Unlikely that she would allow any demonstration of affection between them in public, considering how adverse she is to any attention at all. Look how long it took just to get a decent, clear image of her.

That they are a couple is pretty much obvious by now. "Just friends" don't spend thousands of dollars a year in multiple international flights between Finland and the U.S. to be with each other.

What the hell she finds attractive in Chris is the real question that may never be answered.
 
Some of you might remember me sperging about the RCA Selectavision a while back, so seeing this pop up in my subscription feed was rather intriguing to me:

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An obscure Transformers film, on Selectavision? That Chris was reuploading? Does he still have a working player? What's going on here? Well, needless to say, I was thoroughly disappointed. The whole thing is just a two hour compilation of his recent Transformers videos, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the Selectavision format, other than putting the logo at the start for no real reason.

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This but for two hours. But this begs the question: Why the RCA Selectavision??? Did he use it growing up? Does he actually give a shit about it?
 
CFC-12 said:
Some of you might remember me sperging about the RCA Selectavision a while back, so seeing this pop up in my subscription feed was rather intriguing to me:

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An obscure Transformers film, on Selectavision? That Chris was reuploading? Does he still have a working player? What's going on here? Well, needless to say, I was thoroughly disappointed. The whole thing is just a two hour compilation of his recent Transformers videos, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the Selectavision format, other than putting the logo at the start for no real reason.

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This but for two hours. But this begs the question: Why the RCA Selectavision??? Did he use it growing up? Does he actually give a shit about it?
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His parents had one, that's all there is.
 
CFC-12 said:
Some of you might remember me sperging about the RCA Selectavision a while back, so seeing this pop up in my subscription feed was rather intriguing to me:

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An obscure Transformers film, on Selectavision? That Chris was reuploading? Does he still have a working player? What's going on here? Well, needless to say, I was thoroughly disappointed. The whole thing is just a two hour compilation of his recent Transformers videos, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the Selectavision format, other than putting the logo at the start for no real reason.

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This but for two hours. But this begs the question: Why the RCA Selectavision??? Did he use it growing up? Does he actually give a shit
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Well shit as someone who owns a RCA Selectavision i never knew that transformers was on CED also the the picture quality is quite shit I knew Chris had a C64 computer and Bob collecting albums i wondering if they ever had a laserdisc player
 
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CFC-12 said:
Why the RCA Selectavision??? Did he use it growing up? Does he actually give a shit about it?
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It's a trend for creatives to release products they've created on formats that no sane mind would release from miniCDs to Betamax to even Floppy Disks.

I've seen many artists create these types of products that hold amazing resale value on places like Discogs and eBay.

It may sound stupid but if it benefits you in some way... what can you do? It's basically a form of promotion.
 
Trilby said:
His parents had one, that's all there is.
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I knew that, but like, why now does he choose to give a shit about this thing? I can't recall him ever mentioning it before.

Realistic said:
It's a trend for creatives to release products they've created on formats that no sane mind would release from miniCDs to Betamax to even Floppy Disks.
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I've seen that before, but it's not actually on a Selectavision disc. They haven't been manufactured since the eighties, and the technology is too niche for any hobbyist to feasibly manufacture their own discs at home. You can't just burn a Selectavision disc in the same way you can a DVD or Betamax tape or what have you. From what I can gather this is actually some sort of Dimensional Merge thing where Chris thinks this "film" was released on the Selectavision in Dimension C-148 or whatever it is.
 
CFC-12 said:
I knew that, but like, why now does he choose to give a shit about this thing? I can't recall him ever mentioning it before.


I've seen that before, but it's not actually on a Selectavision disc. They haven't been manufactured since the eighties, and the technology is too niche for any hobbyist to feasibly manufacture their own discs at home. You can't just burn a Selectavision disc in the same way you can a DVD or Betamax tape or what have you. From what I can gather this is actually some sort of Dimensional Merge thing where Chris thinks this "film" was released on the Selectavision in Dimension C-148 or whatever it is.
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To quote venom: I'm sick and tired of this multiverse bullshit

Has Chris Ever had an original thought not just stealing or fusion things and calling it an idea
 
lurker8 said:
Has Chris Ever had an original thought not just stealing or fusion things and calling it an idea
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Chris has had all sorts of original ideas. They're not good ideas, of course, but they are most definitely creative.

Just to name a few:
  • While multiverse theory is fairly common in pop culture, Chris' belief that every fictional character is real in some parallel universe is an original one.
  • No one else in the world believes that the human body contains only a finite supply of sperm cells and that they must be physically "recycled" by ingesting one's own semen lest the supply become depleted.
  • And Chris' idea that if he simply believed hard enough (and sliced his perineum open with a kitchen knife) he could spontaneously grow his own vagina is nothing if not original.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
Chris has had all sorts of original ideas. They're not good ideas, of course, but they are most definitely creative.

Just to name a few:
  • While multiverse theory is fairly common in pop culture, Chris' belief that every fictional character is real in some parallel universe is an original one.
  • No one else in the world believes that the human body contains only a finite supply of sperm cells and that they must be physically "recycled" by ingesting one's own semen lest the supply become depleted.
  • And Chris' idea that if he simply believed hard enough (and sliced his perineum open with a kitchen knife) he could spontaneously grow his own vagina is nothing if not original.
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And that listening to binaural beats would somehow gradually make him female.
 
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Apparently Chris would be open to a job working with Null on the Cwiki.

Praetor collab when? Never.
 
King Kiwi said:
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Apparently Chris would be open to a job working with Null on the Cwiki.

Praetor collab when? Never.
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Mother fucker wants to be a co owner for nothing?

Alright pay for the gas for all the trolls you that messed with you in person, pay for years of hosting,pay for the internet for all the trolls that contacted you. Pay for the time people spent working on the site. Just because the site is about you means you own the content on it.

He should start his cwcpedia and we can see how fucked it will turn out.
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
He would undoubtedly try to sanitize the fuck out of it and edit everything to shamelessly kiss his own ass.

(For about half an hour, then he would get bored and forever give up as the lazy fuck he is).
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Chris did not start the fire, he accelerated it.

Him and his antics with the trolls have gotten me through some rough times, that's why it's hard to let go.

But every so often you'll get a little gem like this where Chris's ego will slip through the cracks of his "noble" and "humble" persona.
 
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