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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
That's what Chris does. That's who he is. His parents manipulated him to be able to exploit him hanging around the house doing stuff for them until they die. He's been groomed all his life to be exploitable.

It's just the natural order of things.
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Honestly, this makes me wonder how many retards out there are being exploited for tardbux. I wish it were viable for Social Security to run yearly checks on these people to see how the money's being spent and the conditions said retards are living in.
 
GlupShitto said:
Honestly, this makes me wonder how many retards out there are being exploited for tardbux. I wish it were viable for Social Security to run yearly checks on these people to see how the money's being spent and the conditions said retards are living in.
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Shall we just start a fundraiser for every destitute person we see and end up going viral?

That's how most people view helping others today and checking on them if they're being exploited.

I've always thought that you can help people without trying to get your 10 minutes of fame. Just a thought. I always like those stories but they're a little bit marred with... And then, amazingly, unexpectedly, it went viral. :o

Chris deserves no sympathy. People who are being taken advantage of that don't do things like this deserve people checking on them and being made sure they're okay. Chris has people he can turn to now but all is not as it may seem.

Most honey is tainted with poison, unfortunately.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
There is still a Commodore team? 🤔
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Yes. The Commodore brand was revived in 2025 by Christian Simpson of Retro Recipes, who teamed up with some of the original developers who created the 1982 computer. They are selling them now for $349.99. The system provides the Commodore experience, but with some modern design choices: An FPGA CPU, 2000 times as much memory, HDMI or analog video output, and support for Wi-fi, USB drives, and Ethernet. It supports original peripherals and software, including the original sound interface devices, but virtual sound emulation is also possible, as those devices are hard to come by now.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Yes. The Commodore brand was revived in 2025 by Christian Simpson of Retro Recipes, who teamed up with some of the original developers who created the 1982 computer. They are selling them now for $349.99. The system provides the Commodore experience, but with some modern design choices: An FPGA CPU, 2000 times as much memory, HDMI or analog video output, and support for Wi-fi, USB drives, and Ethernet. It supports original peripherals and software, including the original sound interface devices, but virtual sound emulation is also possible, as those devices are hard to come by now.
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And the makers of commodore decide to reach out to a rapist who shows interest in their prehistoric PlayStation, how thoughtful.
 
Black Yoshi said:
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So they (his medical overseers) have him on medication that is vaguely working, they (praetor, his ‘business’ overseers) have him making ‘content’ where he babbles incomprehensible rubbish… but no one’s watching. 1300 views in twenty four hours is weak sauce.

The number of sales he’s meant to be making through the web store have always felt massively suspicious to me. I think that’s just a money laundering op, whether it’s from crypto rug pull stuff or dark web mushroom/‘research chem’ sales. Seems like exactly the sort of thing that skeezy cunt Caiden would get up to, he’d get his head caved in and robbed in a heartbeat if he ever tried any actual dealing.
 
Black Yoshi said:
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Oh, I didn't know Chris was a writer, too. No wonder he doesn't read books, he writes his own stuff.

So he writes his own screen plays for his Transformers skits and now he's writing genuine fan fiction, okay.

Okay. Well...

Color me impressed, I didn't think he had it in him to do anything but not make comics he was paid to do and hang out with some chick from Finland.

He's actually writing his own content, man, I'm so glad no technology exists that you could input a few prompts that could completely write you a skit, script or even a full story with just a single button.

It's also very convenient that Chris doesn't know someone who's more tech savvy than him who could show him how to use that kind of technology.

What a truly artistic, innovative person.
 
Dunno if this has been posted elsewhere but our boy was clearly the inspiration for the "neurodivergent" representative in the new Australian film A Super Progressive Movie.

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King Kiwi said:
Edmund?

Do we gotta battle the White Witch?

Who is Edmund I wonder.
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It looks like he is Edmund McMillen, a creator of Super Meat Boy. He has also been involved with Binding of Isaac and Legend of Bum-bo. His next game, Mewgenics, is about breeding cats and sending them on missions, and it is scheduled for release on February 10, 2026. It appears to have been in development hell since 2012.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
delusions: animu-style woman with blue hair

real life: balding fat middle-aged manchild with rotten seaweed-colored hair
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That is so true. So true.

Beardless Lenin said:
Isabella Janke made that intro sometime in 2020 as a commission from Chris. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan_Sonichu_Intro_animation
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Interesting he wants to use that after she (rightfully) sold him up the river.

Caden is the new slave owner, of course. Wonder if he got his money's worth for Chris.
 
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