Containment Random Chris Updates

Varis said:
No Blue Heart sperging for the past few days. Either someone told Chris to knock it off or the Neptunia account hasn't been posting anything that triggers him.

There was this chain, though. Ghostarchive is struggling to grab it. Ghostarchive

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Chris is also playing Mewgenics somewhere, sometime today.

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There is so much to unpack here lol.

Long story short, he's complaining about people trying to force collaborations with him when they aren't explicitly on his terms. At the same time, he's definitely fishing for certain people to come to HIM for collabs in about as brazenly parasocial as possible.

Him playing Mewgenics is because Edmund definitely gave him a free Steam key. I get Edmund likes Chris because of his controversial nature but from what I've seen, Chris doesn't have a chance of understanding the first thing about the game's multi-layered mechanics. Though Edmund might also have given Chris some special code to force-trigger Sonichu to spawn as a stray early on.
 
I didn't watch much of the stream, but Chris has a new moderator named PhilipPaymo who spent the whole time deleting half of the messages that came in. He alluded to them talking behind the scenes.
 
Honey Pie said:
He made a video.
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She made a video.
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Ammyterasu said:
Sorry if I'm late to notice since this is the first video made by Chris I watched in a long time, but holy fuck all that traffic noise. No wonder he's using those noise-cancelling headphones. I guess when Caden moved in he relegated Chris to the rooms closest to the road.
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Makes me wonder who the fuck that house was intended to be lodging back when it was first built.
 
Ammyterasu said:
Sorry if I'm late to notice since this is the first video made by Chris I watched in a long time, but holy fuck all that traffic noise. No wonder he's using those noise-cancelling headphones. I guess when Caden moved in he relegated Chris to the rooms closest to the road.
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Is that what the headphones are for? I thought them kind of weird.

Maybe I'll have to listen to the video again.
 
Ammyterasu said:
Sorry if I'm late to notice since this is the first video made by Chris I watched in a long time, but holy fuck all that traffic noise. No wonder he's using those noise-cancelling headphones. I guess when Caden moved in he relegated Chris to the rooms closest to the road.
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Apparently Chris has the entire second floor apartment there, but the front room is like 15 feet off Route 501, which has extremely heavy truck traffic due to the paper mill. I bet that whole building shakes when a semi goes past.

Another hilarious thing is because there's a paper mill there, the entire town reeks.
 
TheMightyCluck said:
https://youtu.be/OusC-ZZfCxk?si=USbl8u_zgctgkuII

I love my fucking life.
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This fucking idiot is 'channeling' angwy goddesses who are going to inflict great karmic harm and metaphysical attacks on the Neptunia developers if they don't instantly bow to his headcanon demands. Chris never changes or grows up no matter how many times it looks like he might be starting to.

I really think Flutter is out of the picture now, she was what was grounding him in reality at least some of the time and now he's deprived of that anchor (and perkele pussy) so he's backsliding into Classic Chris fantasy more and more.

I just wonder if those old tired ashes can still flame up one more time to commit some crazy Neptunia based demonstration of his godly magic in some way that we've never even considered yet and cement his lolcow of history legacy even further instead of just sadly sputtering out into total irrelevancy muttering demands at the camera to an audience of zero.
 
Ammyterasu said:
Sorry if I'm late to notice since this is the first video made by Chris I watched in a long time, but holy fuck all that traffic noise. No wonder he's using those noise-cancelling headphones. I guess when Caden moved in he relegated Chris to the rooms closest to the road.
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I also noticed the audio was incredibly low and I had to turn my speakers up. I wonder if he keeps the microphone on low so the traffic isn't heard rather than using a proper microphone (or headset) like almost every other streamer/youtuber does?

The Un-Clit said:
I just wonder if those old tired ashes can still flame up one more time to commit some crazy Neptunia based demonstration of his godly magic in some way that we've never even considered yet and cement his lolcow of history legacy even further instead of just sadly sputtering out into total irrelevancy muttering demands at the camera to an audience of zero.
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Chris thinks he is the most important being in the Universe and that huge Corporations should bow to his whim. In reality he has as much influence as a random angry teenager on Reddit (actually less) and the only people not ignoring him are either laughing at his idiocy or (like the idea guys) taking advantage of him.
 
The Un-Clit said:
This fucking idiot is 'channeling' angwy goddesses who are going to inflict great karmic harm and metaphysical attacks on the Neptunia developers if they don't instantly bow to his headcanon demands. Chris never changes or grows up no matter how many times it looks like he might be starting to.

I really think Flutter is out of the picture now, she was what was grounding him in reality at least some of the time and now he's deprived of that anchor (and perkele pussy) so he's backsliding into Classic Chris fantasy more and more.

I just wonder if those old tired ashes can still flame up one more time to commit some crazy Neptunia based demonstration of his godly magic in some way that we've never even considered yet and cement his lolcow of history legacy even further instead of just sadly sputtering out into total irrelevancy muttering demands at the camera to an audience of zero.
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Well, we sorta got him leaning into the god angle by showing up to a pony convention dressed up as the white power ranger and basically trying to preach his own religion after his identity was revealed.

I predict that the next big 'thing' he does will happen at Neighcon, a startup 18+ pony convention in Baltimore happening the first weekend of May. It's a new group of organizers pretty much trying to fill the gap left when Bronycon ended, which is why I'm certain Chris is going to want to attend. Plus, knowing the kind of people putting Neighcon together, they are NOT going to instantly expel Chris on sight/recognition, but by the same token Chris likely will not appreciate the more...lets say rowdy nature that Neighcon's marketing materials suggest will happen.

Rukario said:
I also noticed the audio was incredibly low and I had to turn my speakers up. I wonder if he keeps the microphone on low so the traffic isn't heard rather than using a proper microphone (or headset) like almost every other streamer/youtuber does?
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It could also be a requirement by Caden so the microphone doesn't accidently pick up sounds happening from elsewhere in the house.
 
The Un-Clit said:
This fucking idiot is 'channeling' angwy goddesses who are going to inflict great karmic harm and metaphysical attacks on the Neptunia developers if they don't instantly bow to his headcanon demands. Chris never changes or grows up no matter how many times it looks like he might be starting to.

I really think Flutter is out of the picture now, she was what was grounding him in reality at least some of the time and now he's deprived of that anchor (and perkele pussy) so he's backsliding into Classic Chris fantasy more and more.

I just wonder if those old tired ashes can still flame up one more time to commit some crazy Neptunia based demonstration of his godly magic in some way that we've never even considered yet and cement his lolcow of history legacy even further instead of just sadly sputtering out into total irrelevancy muttering demands at the camera to an audience of zero.
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"Hello... I am Scarlet Larose.🌹"

Probably using a poor imitation of Flutter's voice. 🥀

We're on to you Scarlet!!! What have you done with Flutter?! Probably stuffed her in a cabbage and banished her to the 9th dimension.

Damn maybe Chris should write video games. I mean everything else he does sucks but his father always said he had a knack for video games and he's into that cat in breeding game.

Maybe he should just write batshit insane plots for video games.
 
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