Containment Random Chris Updates

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What if that site limited posts to 100 characters max, once a day? Would "Honor Roll" put up with waiting 24 hours to post more of the tl;dr derping he always posts? Also, I imagine he thinks he's smarter than people who do not want to endure reading all that crap he dumps onto the internets. Especially when he tries to use smart-sounding words.
 
The "Idea Guys" have been, without a doubt, the worst weens ever in the Tale of Fail. Even that one deranged woman who tried to get Christopher to suicide was less damaging.
Yes and no. The Idea Guys destroyed Chris’ psyche entirely and permanently and he would not be where he is now if they never came into the picture. Bella on the other hand had the intention of trying to get Chris to kill himself (which thankfully never came to fruition), damaged Fiona so badly that she got admitted into a mental institution (though she had her own set of issues), and was just a far eviler person.
 
What if that site limited posts to 100 characters max, once a day? Would "Honor Roll" put up with waiting 24 hours to post more of the tl;dr derping he always posts? Also, I imagine he thinks he's smarter than people who do not want to endure reading all that crap he dumps onto the internets. Especially when he tries to use smart-sounding words.
I guarantee that he's trying to make it sound like he's speaking scripture with how long and drawn it takes him to say basic shit.
 
What the idea guys did was plant the concept of other dimensions that may have things as real sonichu and shit. And since he came up with it, it could be realand he can be a demi god. Then the jail of fail where he declared he was god.

But to be honest Chris is a dopamine junky. If it sounds cool and makes him a god, he's in even if it's conflicting.
 
As for Null suddenly being forgiven. Didn't Chris want the KiwiFarms destroyed only a week ago?
Kind of funny dissonance from Chris. He likes that Null did some stuff for him, but also doesn't seem to hold against him that he's the one maintaining the forum he hates so much.

Yes and no. The Idea Guys destroyed Chris’ psyche entirely and permanently and he would not be where he is now if they never came into the picture. Bella on the other hand had the intention of trying to get Chris to kill himself (which thankfully never came to fruition), damaged Fiona so badly that she got admitted into a mental institution (though she had her own set of issues), and was just a far eviler person.
Bella never had an intent to kill Chris. She made a dumb joke or two about it but there's no proof at all she was serious. I don't think we really know for sure why Fiona went to the psych ward but her comments after she got out make it sound like she'd felt traumatized over Chris committing incest.
 
If Chris of all people can recognize that Null isn't 100 alligned with the forum in all things, what does it say about the people who think that KF is a monolith?
To be fair, most of the people who treat KF as a monolith are either willfully ignorant or outright dishonest. So it's an honesty issue, not an intelligence one.
 
Just a reminder that this is the weekend that Neighcon, a new startup pony convention, is happening in Baltimore. This is the closest a ponycon has happened for Chris since Bronycon 2019. Be on the lookout for news if he tries something.
To be fair, most of the people who treat KF as a monolith are either willfully ignorant or outright dishonest. So it's an honesty issue, not an intelligence one.
This. Straw manning the farms is just an easy way to villainize a group for pity points and social credit, because most of the time Null/the farms can't or won't fight back. Likewise, the site has a reputation and nobody with any kind of clout is going to step up and defend the farms because then the hate machine gets turned on them.
 
What the idea guys did was plant the concept of other dimensions that may have things as real sonichu and shit
As early as the Alec Benson Leary calls in 2010 Chris argues that fictional characters are real in a "Toon Town" like Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and I suspect he's always believed that

The Idea Guys's innovation was convincing Chris that the fiction dimension would merge with the real world
 
As early as the Alec Benson Leary calls in 2010 Chris argues that fictional characters are real in a "Toon Town" like Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and I suspect he's always believed that

The Idea Guys's innovation was convincing Chris that the fiction dimension would merge with the real world
The rise of multiversal travel in pop culture definitely has influenced Chris - Rick and Morty being the biggest example given I don't think Chris has ever realized that's where C-137 comes from - but at the end of the day it's all just him desperately wishing to live in a world that isn't reality.
 
Just a reminder that this is the weekend that Neighcon, a new startup pony convention, is happening in Baltimore. This is the closest a ponycon has happened for Chris since Bronycon 2019. Be on the lookout for news if he tries something.
Wonder if anyone has emailed them about Chris potentially attending and the trouble he might cause?
 
As early as the Alec Benson Leary calls in 2010 Chris argues that fictional characters are real in a "Toon Town" like Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and I suspect he's always believed that

The Idea Guys's innovation was convincing Chris that the fiction dimension would merge with the real world
At least believing that there is a "Toon Town" is arguably less insane than believing in all of that "dimensions" bullshit with "all fictions happening in another dimension" -- and just believing in a "Toon Town" because he saw it in a movie is much more sane than believing in a "merge" happening (though of course is definitely still stupidity).
 
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Wonder if anyone has emailed them about Chris potentially attending and the trouble he might cause?
Well, Neighcon is odd because it's following the footsteps of Mare Fair in being an "adults only" pony convention which has ties to the 4chan brony community. Basically, things can go into more mature territory without needing to worry about kids, and room parties that border on stereotypical frat get togethers.

They won't kick Chris out because of the trouble he'll cause. Chris will want to leave because they'll all start shouting JULAY and WHITE POWER at him.
 
Merge still on. Also go to sleep, it's 2 AM.

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Merge still on. Also go to sleep, it's 2 AM.

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Jesus. We are surpassing Who Framed Roger Rabbit logic and going full tilt into Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends territory.
 
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