Containment Random Chris Updates

[Marvin]

I gotta say Chris, for actually falling for that shit. I mean damn, c'mon... Doopie just adds him out of the blue after ignoring 99 percent of his posts towards her and he was the ONLY one on that profile's friend list. You'd think that would set off an alarm.

It did set off an alarm. He added the account, but then went to confirm the account afterwards and found it to be fake. It's not like there's any secret information you get by being on Chris' friends list.

Like if this goober was actually talking to Chris and Chris confided in him some top secret content, believing him to be doopie, that'd be a different story.

 

[Caz]

A-log season again?

 

[The Dude]

A-log season again?

School's out and the summerfags are in bloom.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

That was me.

I successfully tricked him into thinking I was Doopie. Not once but TWICE!

But he saw through me...

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DoopieIsBusted.jpg

Great job! You got outsmarted by Chris-chan!

 

[CharlieBrowns]

You see, it's funny because it says it was Doopie, but it wasn't.

 

[AnOminous]

Just to make sure I got this right: you low-effort trolled Chris who immediately blocked you, you added your own stupidity to the cwicki entry as "Homsar", and then you came here to brag about it?

Way to be a faggot.

If you hate homsar so much why don't you kill him?

Oh wait, you did. Or someone did anyway.

 

[ModeloEspecial]

That was me.

I successfully tricked him into thinking I was Doopie. Not once but TWICE!

But he saw through me...

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DoopieIsBusted.jpg

Sorry pal, you're not a real troll until you get Chris to shove something up his butt

 

[Karen Riley]

Chris is truly a model citizen and a hero of our times. Even when faced with deceit and having his hopes raised unfairly, he still had the decency to wish the troll would stay safe. The thing that makes an A-Log really, is them being blatantly a much worse human being than Chris is and @TheDoopieTroll falls into that category.

 

[The Fool]

Chris is truly a model citizen and a hero of our times. Even when faced with deceit and having his hopes raised unfairly, he still had the decency to wish the troll would stay safe. The thing that makes an A-Log really, is them being blatantly a much worse human being than Chris is and @TheDoopieTroll falls into that category.

It's actually amazing how I'm beginning to have some unironic respect for Chris just because he doesn't rage at these idiots while still making them look so much worse than him. Like, I gotta hand it to him, while he did start off as a hypocrite, shunning his concept of a brutish male while still assaulting people, he's really mellowed out now and actually achieved his ideal persona of a kind, innocent person.

 

[Buck Mullet]

It's actually amazing how I'm beginning to have some unironic respect for Chris just because he doesn't rage at these idiots while still making them look so much worse than him. Like, I gotta hand it to him, while he did start off as a hypocrite, shunning his concept of a brutish male while still assaulting people, he's really mellowed out now and actually achieved his ideal persona of a kind, innocent person.

Maybe, but I don't think for one second that he sees any woman he's attracted to as anything but a vagina waiting to be tribbed. Not very kind or innocent.

 

[Jack Awful]

That was me.

I successfully tricked him into thinking I was Doopie. Not once but TWICE!

But he saw through me...

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DoopieIsBusted.jpg

God, you're a loser.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Maybe, but I don't think for one second that he sees any woman he's attracted to as anything but a vagina waiting to be tribbed. Not very kind or innocent.

I just straight up don't buy it. This was the same guy that was wishing death on Trump a few months ago. Although Chris has no social cognition, he's very aware that his correspondences will be leaked, so he can't come across as too much of a belligerent tard. I think that his representation of marginalized people in Sonichu (bad stereotypes) really speaks for how "decent" of a person Chris is.
Walking around like Chris just built an orphanage for deaf and blind orphans.

 

[IV 445]

Believe it or not, people like Chris are a dime a dozen. And there are many worse than Chris, and some much, much worse.

We just don't hear about them, but look up People of Walmart, or read about any random Florida Man article, and that's the tip of the iceberg for some fucked up life.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I just straight up don't buy it. This was the same guy that was wishing death on Trump a few months ago. Although Chris has no social cognition, he's very aware that his correspondences will be leaked, so he can't come across as too much of a belligerent tard. I think that his representation of marginalized people in Sonichu (bad stereotypes) really speaks for how "decent" of a person Chris is.
Walking around like Chris just built an orphanage for deaf and blind orphans.

I think a lot of it has to do with three things:

1. His metabolism is heading down the toilet, as in, his energy is waning to tard out like he used
2. He actually did learn from the early troll days. Nowadays he's cautious
3. He probably views those days as his "jerkmale" self. If you look at those videos of him getting mad, he really is trying to imitate a man getting angry, or else trying to prove how much of a man he supposedly was. "Girls" don't do that stuff. He's a ladee now.

Though there are some things that Chris can and will still fall for. We saw that with "the lesbians", but the gold that came out of that was a long time coming, at least from trolling.

Weens tend to imagine that all they have to do to trigger him, is some imitate some tiny thing that has become legend, and think Chris will fall for it, because well, he's exceptional.

Plus, a lot of those leaked messages were from people trolling Chris. Him talking to say, Doopie about some stupid Pone idea, isn't going to get the same results. Oh sure, he'll hit on her, tell her silly things, but so have a lot of people, and she probably just won't respond to them and stick to the tinyhors stuff, or whatever.

 

[FightenGnome]

I just straight up don't buy it. This was the same guy that was wishing death on Trump a few months ago. Although Chris has no social cognition, he's very aware that his correspondences will be leaked, so he can't come across as too much of a belligerent tard. I think that his representation of marginalized people in Sonichu (bad stereotypes) really speaks for how "decent" of a person Chris is.
Walking around like Chris just built an orphanage for deaf and blind orphans.

If you mean marginal in the sense of how tumblr views groups, Chris' stereotypes of different ethnic groups aren't purposefully insulting.

Sonichu is just blissfully ignorant and inoffensive. In fact, Sonichu was actually far more tolerant than mainstream shows like Family Guy or South Park. His knowledge of women, for example, stems from 3 sources:

1. 50s/60s sitcoms
2. 1980s-2000's Cartoons and Anime
3. Pornography

His portrayal of the rosechus as homemakers in heat who like to sunbathe, shop, act as romantic interests and occasionally fight as side characters in over-arching stories is consistent with the type of media he consumes and derived all of his knowledge of women from. "Woman" is just another character type to him.

For different races and religions, they're portrayed as just being "different" yet the same. Like different character traits. He doesn't try to go into the vastly different cultures and personal experiences people. It's just a personality trait. It's like the way an uneducated child views the world and wants to add diversity into his story.

He might make a character that's an Arabic Muslim and call him Michael Hopkins. He goes to a Muslim Church, and wears a turban. His wife will be named Melissa and will wear a burka "much in the way of the nun" and they will talk about how they tolerate and love their trans son because America is all about acceptance and love.

You can't really say Chris is being intentionally offensive, he's just a moron.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It's actually amazing how I'm beginning to have some unironic respect for Chris just because he doesn't rage at these idiots while still making them look so much worse than him. Like, I gotta hand it to him, while he did start off as a hypocrite, shunning his concept of a brutish male while still assaulting people, he's really mellowed out now and actually achieved his ideal persona of a kind, innocent person.

I think Chris really only gets angry if he feels someone is preventing him from getting/doing something he wants (Especially if that something is a potential galpal) or tries to take something away from him, even if it's something indirect like the possibilty of the Xbox 360 upsurping the PS3 or blue armed Sonic replacing the old one.

 

[The Fool]

I think Chris really only gets angry if he feels someone is preventing him from getting/doing something he wants (Especially if that something is a potential galpal) or tries to take something away from him, even if it's something indirect like the possibilty of the Xbox 360 upsurping the PS3 or blue armed Sonic replacing the old one.

This is a good point. Perhaps intentionally, or perhaps not, I think Chris just kind of learned (after like over two decades) that he needs to go to the women, not the other way around. Because if someone goes to him, they're a troll, and even he's consciously learned that by now. So I guess if nothing else, he's finally figured out he needs to be the one to initiate contact. And even if it's not an ideal setup, he actually got a response, so either way he's finally freed himself from the whims of trolls/weens.

 

[Clown Doll]

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I'm not entirely aware of the context of the original comment (i.e whether it was posted intentionally to rile up Doopie's Orbiters in general or to draw out Chris in particular) but whether it's through the disparity between the image the CWCki gives of Chris and what he's actually like or if it's just Chris knowing not to respond to obvious trolls, in this instance he's fairly good at controlling his text output to not appear frustrated about the JERK Doopie's dating. Although it's extremely obvious from the overuse of emojis and brownnosing when he's interacting with Doopie that he's clearly interested in sampling her fine china, he has social tact to not directly reveal the intent.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

he has social tact to not directly reveal the intent.

My Godbear, Chris IS getting better.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I think that Chris's relative calm in the face of trolling comes from either finally coming to understand that he can't get rid of them, or from a genuine victim's acceptance that he will be insulted, harassed, or goaded by the trolls into doing something, but cannot do anything about them, thus tries to deal with them by simply sidestepping them. This frustrates the goobers who are trying to get him to make a spectacle out of himself, but then, we use the word 'ween' for a reason. Chris's biggest hits normally come out unbidden, generated entirely from the man himself, free of outside influence.

Like @Pickle Inspector mentioned, Chris really reacts poorly when he doesn't get what he wants. You have to remember that the thing Chris wants more than anything in all the world is agency. He doesn't have control of his life, and has never had any romantic potential, so he wants a woman/some women to come an provide those for him. He doesn't have any friends, so he pretends that his cartoon characters are real so that he can talk to them, control the conversation, and have concerned associates who agree with and encourage him. He has no power over society, either as a whole or to the person, nor any significant control of his physical self, so he invents magic - sometimes on the spot - to deal with the fact that no, nobody's going to stop his trolls, no, nobody's going to spread the message of his Sweetheart Search, and no, his mom hates his pretending to be a girl shtick, and can cut his hair whenever she feels (lack of agency again), so no, his hair isn't going to grow back any quicker. It could be that his LGBT tolerance show is another way of deflecting the fact that the trolls have essentially beaten him.

Chris seems to have realized quite some time ago that he himself will never have the agency he wants, so he invests in his magical thinking, TV-based platitudes, and sense of entitlement in order to believe that that agency will come to him. But when reality comes and shatters that investment, that's when he goes nuts. I'm not advocating trolling or establishing a trolling method here, but any troll who wants to see Chris go bonkers (either in a rage or while simply being himself) need not try to provoke a response. All they have to do is get Chris's attention and let him believe as he wants. That's when the true Jenkins Jinkies is revealed.