Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well, Chris is officially singing and dancing for money, now. Just like the pop stars he emulates.
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This photo gave me some Eraserhead vibes.
Holy hell, Chris should be cast in the reboot of eraser head where he plays Henrey Spencer and "Beautiful" Girl Across The Hall.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

She'd go to drown him in the bathtub, only to discover it's filled with Bob's vinyls.

And also that Chris outgrew the bathtub a decade ago.

 

[Taransko]

Not sure who is worse... weens or people who give Chris money

We have no one but our tax dollars and government to blame.

 

[Gorgar]

Because every good story needs a thrilling conclusion.. or something.
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EVERYONE, I require your attention for a moment, to tell you further and true, of Uzume Tennouboshi, of nations lost in other Dimensions.

As I had stated, from within my Sega Dreamcast Console, I had absorbed a Lot of power into myself, up to the point of Uzume, herself, sharing my body with me. I, was mistaken, but not wrong; I had absorbed the Orange Spiral Seal that had once held Uzume, fully and whole. The Seal had taken on her personality and spoken to me as Uzume, herself, would have.

While Kurome, the dark half of Uzume, in the past weeks, wreaked some havoc within and around myself, and my group of powerful friends, That has come to a close, in a final moment between Kurome and one of them, who was not Uzume. For you see, Uzume, herself, was awake and in hiding, waiting for her moment to get back with Kurome. In Kurome’s confusion of rather this being inside of me, or Uzume; which of us two was the Real Uzume Tennouboshi.

Uzume Striked! She merged back together with Kurome, cheating death, and becoming fully alive as she was before long ago! I, having learned of this and lost the voice of Uzume from the Seal, still inside me, with the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as my own powers.

There is one portion of Uzume that now leaves her not yet feeling fully Whole; she is unable to transform into Orange Heart. Uzume is hiding in Outer Heaven right now. She Needs Her Share Energy Back! NOW! So she can protect our world from the threats within our world and from other Dimensions.

Everyone, along with me, Please; Think Fondly Of Uzume Tennouboshi where she is now, Right Above Us. Give her your Love, Kindness and Shares, so she can transform into the CPU Orange Heart, once again! Lift Up Your Hearts and Hands High, Right Now, for Uzume!

Thank You, Everyone!

I can't decipher this much :autism:. I apologize.

Jesus Christ, that went by so fucking fast.
Has anyone poked fun at anime grill number 66?

 

[scared sheep]

Because every good story needs a thrilling conclusion.. or something.
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EVERYONE, I require your attention for a moment, to tell you further and true, of Uzume Tennouboshi, of nations lost in other Dimensions.

As I had stated, from within my Sega Dreamcast Console, I had absorbed a Lot of power into myself, up to the point of Uzume, herself, sharing my body with me. I, was mistaken, but not wrong; I had absorbed the Orange Spiral Seal that had once held Uzume, fully and whole. The Seal had taken on her personality and spoken to me as Uzume, herself, would have.

While Kurome, the dark half of Uzume, in the past weeks, wreaked some havoc within and around myself, and my group of powerful friends, That has come to a close, in a final moment between Kurome and one of them, who was not Uzume. For you see, Uzume, herself, was awake and in hiding, waiting for her moment to get back with Kurome. In Kurome’s confusion of rather this being inside of me, or Uzume; which of us two was the Real Uzume Tennouboshi.

Uzume Striked! She merged back together with Kurome, cheating death, and becoming fully alive as she was before long ago! I, having learned of this and lost the voice of Uzume from the Seal, still inside me, with the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as my own powers.

There is one portion of Uzume that now leaves her not yet feeling fully Whole; she is unable to transform into Orange Heart. Uzume is hiding in Outer Heaven right now. She Needs Her Share Energy Back! NOW! So she can protect our world from the threats within our world and from other Dimensions.

Everyone, along with me, Please; Think Fondly Of Uzume Tennouboshi where she is now, Right Above Us. Give her your Love, Kindness and Shares, so she can transform into the CPU Orange Heart, once again! Lift Up Your Hearts and Hands High, Right Now, for Uzume!

Thank You, Everyone!

I can't decipher this much :autism:. I apologize.

I can’t even laugh at them anymore. They’ve been trolled for 10 years and have never gotten the help they so desperately needed. Maybe I’m just too much of a softie (more than likely) but I just want them to be under constant psychiatric care at this point.

However, they do have a history of stalking. So they aren’t exactly an angel....

 

[Marvin]

I know Chris has never been a true devout Christian. But now he seems to have abandoned it all together with his new worship of Uzume and the Goddesses of Neptunia. Is Chris actually trying to start a religion

Chris has always had his own syncretic religion. He believed in reincarnation for a long time, for example. And he's always believed he's had magical powers.

Godjesus is still a part of his current pantheon.

I can’t even laugh at them anymore. They’ve been trolled for 10 years and have never gotten the help they so desperately needed. Maybe I’m just too much of a softie (more than likely) but I just want them to be under constant psychiatric care at this point.

Chris has started a new age religion. You can't really be locked up for that in most western countries.

However, they do have a history of stalking. So they aren’t exactly an angel....

Who has Chris stalked?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris has always had his own syncretic religion. He believed in reincarnation for a long time, for example. And he's always believed he's had magical powers.

Godjesus is still a part of his current pantheon.

Chris has started a new age religion. You can't really be locked up for that in most western countries.

Who has Chris stalked?

Although he may not be legally a stalker, he is still a creepy ass pervert, who does not respect boundaries with women unless they tell him to a million times over. Even then, a lot of women have had to remove him from their friend's circle so that he will longer perv on them. Just like not listening to the command "stop touching me", stalking is a violation of boundaries.

 

[Marvin]

Although he may not be legally a stalker, he is still a creepy ass pervert, who does not respect boundaries with women unless they tell him to a million times over. Even then, a lot of women have had to remove him from their friend's circle so that he will longer perv on them.

Yeah, I know you know what's going on. But most people just blur a whole bunch of bad traits together, even when it makes no sense to Chris and why he's funny/interesting/awful. Even when it's contradictory.

I just want people to get the thoughts in their head clear before actually typing it out.

Edit: And if you correct them explicitly, they just say "ya, that's what I meant". That's why I ask people questions, to get them to explain in their own words what they meant.

And nine times out of ten, they actually had no clue what they meant and can't give an example of what they're talking about.

 

[4Macie]

I just don’t know anymore.

He’s dancing to save the world? How does that work? His family is powerful? Barb is literally on her death bed. She can barely keep alert.

I kinda want something to happen though, just so we get to see smug Chris be all smug about doing something productive by dancing and sharing likes and retweets.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Don't forget, his little soft shoe shuffle will also allow him to beat up bullies until they cry 'Oh Lor', oh crikey, let go you rotter, don't punish me'. For which he expects us all to thank him. And why the exclamation of 'Make up!' at the end? Did he suddenly remember he hadn't done his lippy?

Please. He is just doing this as a stupid publicity stunt. He's not that fucking loopy-oo-do-dum-diddle-ay-day-0. Is he?

 

[scared sheep]

Chris has always had his own syncretic religion. He believed in reincarnation for a long time, for example. And he's always believed he's had magical powers.

Godjesus is still a part of his current pantheon.

Chris has started a new age religion. You can't really be locked up for that in most western countries.

Who has Chris stalked?

Yeah, but surely for everything else they’ve done... and heck, that irl girl that tried to befriend them. Way back in the beginning. It was one of the earlier sagas. It wasn’t legally stalking but it basically was.

Edit: Megan! That was her name, Megan. Poor girl.

 

[Keine]

Yeah, but surely for everything else he’s done... and heck, that irl girl that tried to befriend him. Way back in the beginning. It was one of the earlier sagas. It wasn’t legally stalking but it basically was.

I thought you were gonna mention Doopie for a second. He's made twitter alts just to message and/or follow her after he got blocked. But e-stalking isn't really stalking since you could technically just log out of twitter to view someone's page too.

The Megan stuff I dunno would count as stalking so much as massively creeping. Once she told him to fuck off he whined about it, but since he lacks any manner of spine that's all he did.

 

[Marvin]

Yeah, but surely for everything else he’s done... and heck, that irl girl that tried to befriend him. Way back in the beginning. It was one of the earlier sagas. It wasn’t legally stalking but it basically was.

I'm not talking about legally stalking. Even colloquially stalking. Who has he stalked?

I thought you were gonna mention Doopie for a second. He's made twitter alts just to message and/or follow her after he got blocked.

I don't really think you can stalk an e-celebrity with a public twitter by following their twitter. Even if you're blocked.

It's public content, and not just from some rando, but someone who specifically makes a living in the public sphere. Now, if he upgraded it from evading blocks to message her, and he sent her pictures of her house from google street view and shit like that, then yeah, we're getting into stalkery territory.

 

[scared sheep]

I'm not talking about legally stalking. Even colloquially stalking. Who has he stalked?

Just edited in, they stalked that Megan girl.

 

[jc17]

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Yup, he's gonna take down all the cyber bullies. With Sonichu and Rosechu by his side, how can he possibly lose?

 

[Marvin]

Just edited in, they stalked that Megan girl.

When did he stalk Megan?

 

[Keine]

I'm not talking about legally stalking. Even colloquially stalking. Who has he stalked?

I don't really think you can stalk an e-celebrity with a public twitter by following their twitter. Even if you're blocked.

It's public content, and not just from some rando, but someone who specifically makes a living in the public sphere. Now, if he upgraded it from evading blocks to message her, and he sent her pictures of her house from google street view and shit like that, then yeah, we're getting into stalkery territory.

I want to say that's why the NightStar account was created originally, to keep tweeting at Doopie despite the block.

 

[scared sheep]

I thought you were gonna mention Doopie for a second. He's made twitter alts just to message and/or follow her after he got blocked. But e-stalking isn't really stalking since you could technically just log out of twitter to view someone's page too.

The Megan stuff I dunno would count as stalking so much as massively creeping. Once she told him to fuck off he whined about it, but since he lacks any manner of spine that's all he did.

If someone I told to leave me alone didn’t stop messaging me and posted pornographic drawings of me, I’d say that goes beyond “creeping” but that’s a personal thing, I suppose. And e-stalking can be serious if someone is causing serious issue (for no good reason, to add, something like the Stinky debacle is justified) and distress, especially if it’s all coming from one person. But I’m not completely up to date on all the newer sagas, so I have sone reading to do before passing a personal judgement.

When did he stalk Megan?

Just commented about it now. The messaging her after she told him to stop, the posting doodles... it goes beyond “creeping” in my eyes. But I’m probably not as desensitized to it as you folk, so I understand that it’s a personal opinion.

 

[CWCissey]

Don't forget, his little soft shoe shuffle will also allow him to beat up bullies until they cry 'Oh Lor', oh crikey, let go you rotter, don't punish me'. For which he expects us all to thank him. And why the exclamation of 'Make up!' at the end? Did he suddenly remember he hadn't done his lippy?

Please. He is just doing this as a stupid publicity stunt. He's not that fucking loopy-oo-do-dum-diddle-ay-day-0. Is he?

Oh God, so not only did Chris get electrocuted by a Dreamcast, he also befriended some Serbian nationalists?

This week has been amazing.

 

[CwChalk]

If someone is indeed, paying him for this, they should just go all the way and get him into interpretive dancing. CWC fighter, in dance-form.