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That being said, can we talk about how weird it is that we have a grown man who was traumatized by drawing the death of a cartoon character? I mean seriously that was probably the biggest breaking point for Chris up to that point in his life. Despite all the other trolling, despite all the girlfriend crap, it was Simonla's death that took him the longest time to bounce back from...

The CWCki covers this somewhat, but allow me to fill in a few more blanks on that.

Sonichu was the one thing Chris had in his life that he had ABSOLUTE control over, which, for an autistic person (who generally find change they can't adjust to abhorrent) who desired some form of control over his life, to be very comforting.

It was also the one realm he had power over his enemies.

And then he felt that he lost that power when he felt compelled to kill a character in his fantasy world to make the trolls go away.

His last refuge against an otherwise uncontrollable world was no longer inviolate, it had been compromised, and while his vapid recolors and stolen ideas are shallow to us, they mean something to Chris, and his having to kill off a crap character in his bad webcomic was for him traumatizing because he had to invade his sanctuary and kill one of its residents to please the world he couldn't control.

He had to invade his own personal hugbox and hated himself for it ever since.
 
:offtopic:, but Optimus Prime is right. Any British child of a certain age - it even happens to this day, but less often - saw Hitler primarily as a cartoon, even comedy, villain and not much else, thanks to countless comic strips in the war-themed comics that were so popular over here for decades. He was a funny, ranting little guy with a crap moustache (and probably smelly feet) who was there solely to be socked in the jaw by Captain Hurricane - or Captain America, come to that. That was all that the average British primary school kid - even the smart ones - knew of him, possibly down to adults wanting to shield us from the full horror of what he did until we were old enough to grasp it. Chris, though, largely still has a mentality comparable to a primary school kid, albeit a reasonably sharp one - which still means that he's likely largely unaware of why Adolf is more than just a comedy bad guy.

TL, DR- no, Chris really doesn't get why putting this stuff in his writings, and maybe eventually in his comics, may be seen as contentious by some.
 
I really wish the Hollywood sex assault saga have extended to lols and small time celebrities. I would have loved to see Megan, the Wallflower, Catherine, and Doopie yell at Chris on video or over Twitter for perving out. The maids from the Omegacon cafe would be a nice touch too.
 
I can’t even laugh at them anymore. They’ve been trolled for 10 years and have never gotten the help they so desperately needed. Maybe I’m just too much of a softie (more than likely) but I just want them to be under constant psychiatric care at this point.

However, they do have a history of stalking. So they aren’t exactly an angel....

Chris is a he...not them. The word "them" indicated more than one thing. Come to think of it, that one Avalon man-chick from bronycon was calling Chris "them" as well.
 
Chris is a he...not them. The word "them" indicated more than one thing. Come to think of it, that one Avalon man-chick from bronycon was calling Chris "them" as well.

“They” has literally been used as a singular gender-neutral pronoun for centuries, but I’m not interested in getting into that debate on kiwifarms, of all places.

Dunno who Avalon is and I’ve never been to a brony convention. I just use it out of habit and respect to the general public. Not worth arguing over on a CWC forum.
 
Given that Chris watches South Park, Family Guy, and other shows that occasionally go for the cheap nazi laugh, I'm thinking Chris does have some idea that Hitler is a bad person that no one likes. I don't think Chris really understands exactly what Hitler did, and I'm fairly certain Chris can't distinguish between Hitler and a fictional character-- to him, both have the same level of relevance.

Actually, Chris has a good general grasp of what Hitler did (well, at least what you could expect from a primary schooler). He just does not understand why his actions were bad, just that Hitler was a real life cartoon villain.

In one of his mailbags an asker writes in about his camps where he will keep dang dirty homos to experiment on to revert the homogene and laments the fact that he has so few volounteers.

Chris responds by pointing out that they might be hesitant to sign up since the word 'camps' reminds people of Hitler. He further suggests that maybe the camp manager can offer da homos treats to motivate them into becoming labrats.

This shows that Chris is aware in rudimentary terms what made Hitler a bad person but is not capable of discerning why those actions are bad, thinking that a minor reward akin to that from a blood drive will be enough to make up for it.

Since the terms in his posts were atleast somewhat edited, coupled with high school Chris' love for goosebumps and sleeping through classes i am not surprised that he completely missed the point here.

Tl,Dr: Chris would never even think about the character Hitlerchu that sends jerkops to concentration camps but might straight up steal Stalinchu that sends jerkops to Gulag
 
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:offtopic:, but Optimus Prime is right. Any British child of a certain age - it even happens to this day, but less often - saw Hitler primarily as a cartoon, even comedy, villain and not much else, thanks to countless comic strips in the war-themed comics that were so popular over here for decades. He was a funny, ranting little guy with a crap moustache (and probably smelly feet) who was there solely to be socked in the jaw by Captain Hurricane - or Captain America, come to that. That was all that the average British primary school kid - even the smart ones - knew of him, possibly down to adults wanting to shield us from the full horror of what he did until we were old enough to grasp it. Chris, though, largely still has a mentality comparable to a primary school kid, albeit a reasonably sharp one - which still means that he's likely largely unaware of why Adolf is more than just a comedy bad guy.

TL, DR- no, Chris really doesn't get why putting this stuff in his writings, and maybe eventually in his comics, may be seen as contentious by some.

The ironic thing? Chris still thinks he's English royalty because of his last name for whatever reason.
 
Obviously this a troll job, I doubt Chris has become an overnight Nazi (and if he did, he isn't consciously capable of this level of creative allusion).

Rate me optimistic, but with this, the weird headmate saga and the video with a literal tinfoil hat, is it possible 'Quinn' is blackmailing him?

I really like some of the detail in the BARBarossa post - Chris delivers the piece as a holocaust denier, Graduon (normally a figure of evil) did nothing wrong, he donated land to reform the cloakers and the 'showers' were actually showers, not extermination instruments.
The reports of cloakers having their gold teeth removed is a hoax, and simply reflects the excellent on-site dental services.
And those ovens? Not incineration devices; kind and loving heat sources for the detainees.
 
Chris is a he...not them. The word "them" indicated more than one thing. Come to think of it, that one Avalon man-chick from bronycon was calling Chris "them" as well.
https://kiwifarms.is/threads/offici...-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/
“They” has literally been used as a singular gender-neutral pronoun for centuries, but I’m not interested in getting into that debate on kiwifarms, of all places.

Dunno who Avalon is and I’ve never been to a brony convention. I just use it out of habit and respect to the general public. Not worth arguing over on a CWC forum.
On KF, the way you signal that something isn't worth discussing is by not discussing it.

Obviously this a troll job, I doubt Chris has become an overnight Nazi (and if he did, he isn't consciously capable of this level of creative allusion).

Rate me optimistic, but with this, the weird headmate saga and the video with a literal tinfoil hat, is it possible 'Quinn' is blackmailing him?

I really like some of the detail in the BARBarossa post - Chris delivers the piece as a holocaust denier, Graduon (normally a figure of evil) did nothing wrong, he donated land to reform the cloakers and the 'showers' were actually showers, not extermination instruments.
The reports of cloakers having their gold teeth removed is a hoax, and simply reflects the excellent on-site dental services.
And those ovens? Not incineration devices; kind and loving heat sources for the detainees.
Headmates are real, the tinfoil hat video (and other videos recently) and the holocaust references were put there by trolls.

Probably not Quinn though.
 
On KF, the way you signal that something isn't worth discussing is by not discussing it.
Meh. I didn’t wanna leave a person hanging. I don’t like ignoring things. Seems like bad etiquette. That, and I don’t really view something as a discussion unless there is constant back and forth on the specific topic. However, I’ll keep what you said in mind for future interactions.
 
I don't understand trying to analyze Chris' lack of understanding of what Hitler did.
All Americans think Hitler is some evil bad guy from a long time ago that died somehow and also killed a bunch of people and was bad for that. Not as bad as other dictators who killed more people than he did, though, because those guys didn't mess with America, so they didn't kill real people. That's why Hitler is bad.
 
Let’s just hope Chris doesn’t start asking people if they “wanna see” him drawing the camps...
:offtopic:I found this looking for tangentially related lulz, I don't know what it is, or how and why it came to be but felt like sharing it :offtopic:
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No clue what a Sidorovich is, but that was made by our very own @Curt Sibling.
 
Let’s just hope Chris doesn’t start asking people if they “wanna see” him drawing the camps...

No clue what a Sidorovich is, but that was made by our very own @Curt Sibling.
Chris mentioned on his Patreon a commission for a "Great Masterpiece of my drawing skill." I'm wondering if a drawing of the CWConcentration Camp is in the works.
 
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