Containment Random Chris Updates

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"JEW!!!" -:mad:
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
"This REALITY, here"? Does that mean Chris is a white supremacist in another reality, which he is attached to?
No one thinks Chris is actually intelligent enough to be a white supremacist, and they're pretty stupid.
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Chris is either subscribed to the many worlds theory where there is one alternate reality for every possible combination of atoms in the universe, so there's possibly millions of nazi chrises, or he's subscribed to his own weird theory about a toon world where all cartoons and creations exist, in which case all the nazi chrises his fans have made over the decade live in.
 
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neural said:
I don't recall that being mentioned on the CWCki. Can you provide more detail?
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Yeah, that's something that's extremely underdocumented on the cwcki and I'm not sure why. You can find it briefly mentioned in this call, when Kacey says "First time you met me, all you did was stare at my chest and insult me!"
neural said:
He is beginning to realize he's being trolled, but is rationalizing it away. (:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:)
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Now, if the troll had instead inserted "lol Chris chan sucks dicks" as an acrostic poem somewhere, Chris would not be trying to rationalize it away.
 
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asperhes said:
I can't tell if Chris is lying about the Count Graduon thing or if this is his delusion. Both are equally possible.

The next time Chris assaults someone, he's going to tell the judge it was Count Graduon who did it and he should get off scot free.
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My theory, whoever's spoonfeeding him this finally got caught by Chris, so our John Doe here covered his ass by saying "no, wait, that wasn't Sonichu telling me those ideas, it was Count Graduon pretending to be him, sorry Mrs. Christine." But honestly this situation is pretty vague right now, and if he wasn't being told obscure nazi references I'd think he was talking to the corner of his room.
 
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asperhes said:
I can't tell if Chris is lying about the Count Graduon thing or if this is his delusion. Both are equally possible.

The next time Chris assaults someone, he's going to tell the judge it was Count Graduon who did it and he should get off scot free.
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The way I see it, Chris has a problem: Someone duped him into including references to Nazis, Serial Killers, & other historical atrocities into his hugbox, but he can't explicitly admit that he has been trolled*. So he is now trying to find an "in-universe" solution to this problem and sweep it under the rug.

* IMO, Chris seems to have lately adopted the mentality of hiding his issues, setbacks & defeats from the trolls as much as possible, some examples:
  • Him requesting a DM convo with PewDiePie after his CWC video instead of chimping out with public tweets.
  • Him almost immediately deleting some Jessica-related posts, like the feeder stuff post-2nd break-up.
 
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Marvin said:
Yeah, that's something that's extremely underdocumented on the cwcki and I'm not sure why. You can find it briefly mentioned in this call, when Kacey says "First time you met me, all you did was stare at my chest and insult me!"

Now, if the troll had instead inserted "lol Chris chan sucks dicks" as an acrostic poem somewhere, Chris would not be trying to rationalize it away.
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https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Thsprppr/Kacey_Date_Log lol chris chan sucks dicks
 
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neural said:
The way I see it, Chris has a problem: Someone duped him into including references to Nazis, Serial Killers, & other historical atrocities into his hugbox, but he can't explicitly admit that he has been trolled*. So he is now trying to find an "in-universe" solution to this problem and sweep it under the rug.

* IMO, Chris seems to have lately adopted the mentality of hiding his issues, setbacks & defeats from the trolls as much as possible, some examples:
  • Him requesting a DM convo with PewDiePie after his CWC video instead of chimping out with public tweets.
  • Him almost immediately deleting some Jessica-related posts, like the feeder stuff post-2nd break-up.
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Animals often hide injuries as best they can in the wild as to not attract predators.
 
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Amerighi da Caravaggio said:
Wait why the fuck is Count Graduon responsible for naming the camps when people like him are the ones being imprisoned
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Graduon is exploiting Chris's stupidity to use the camps to build an army. The holocaust references are just mocking the citizens of CWCville's ignorance due to a poor education system which is the result of Chris defunding it and many other things to pay for projects such as soup hotels, massive construction plans, and the lives and leisure time of his hedgehog pokemon.
 
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