Containment Random Chris Updates

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Seems Chris got pissed off at that:

The ween is feverishly trying to add Sonic, Sailor Moon and MLP references to fill up the new profile lol. Seems their new cover is some kind of nerdy girl or something.

What a fool.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Seems Chris got pissed off at that:

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The ween is feverishly trying to add Sonic, Sailor Moon and MLP references to fill up the new profile lol. Seems their new cover is some kind of nerdy girl or something.

What a fool.

Watch out, twitter Gestapo has been alerted! This ween is getting it now! I don't know what's more pathetic, weens attacking Chris or Chris wielding his impotent rage using the report button.

 

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Watch out, twitter Gestapo has been alerted! This ween is getting it now! I don't know what's more pathetic, weens attacking Chris or Chris wielding his impotent rage using the report button.

Tbh the ween deserves it.

Also, Twitter is on an anti-inflammatory anti-harassment campaign now, so anything is possible.

Edit: LOL autocorrect

 

[Computery Guy]

Seems Chris got pissed off at that:

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The ween is feverishly trying to add Sonic, Sailor Moon and MLP references to fill up the new profile lol. Seems their new cover is some kind of nerdy girl or something.

What a fool.

The fact that they're apparently too stupid to even use a new throwaway account might be the cherry on this sundae.

Again, Chris is stupid, not brain damaged.

 

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The fact that they're apparently too stupid to even use a new throwaway account might be the cherry on this sundae.

Again, Chris is stupid, not brain damaged.

I think it's because they don't want to lose Chris's follow.

But yeah, dumb weens are gonna ween.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I can't believe there were people who thought Desiree Delightful was one of Chris's alt accounts.

Remember when no one believed there was a such thing as "deep cover weens"?

 

[Lipitor]

The ween is currently purging tweets from the account. From 993+, it's down to 138 tweets now and dropping.

looks like someone flew a little too close to the sun.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

How many weens does Chris actually respond to?

 

[Rupin]

Do you think that Desiree Delightful could beanother one of Hirtz's sock puppets? Only he has shown this level of tryhard for this long while being largely ignored by Chris. Most weens usually go away after two or three tweets get ignored.

 

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Do you think that Desiree Delightful could beanother one of Hirtz's sock puppets? Only he has shown this level of tryhard for this long while being largely ignored by Chris. Most weens usually go away after two or three tweets get ignored.

No, Hirtes's modus operandi is to badger Chris and taunt him about stuff from his past, shout insults at him, and hound people about "Chris's true nature". You really can feel the impotent rage seeping out of his pathetic tweets. His autism probably renders him unable to do anything different. Though I am wondering what his current alias is..

Desiree on the other hand tries to send Chris weird stuff while acting like they're nice to him, IIRC, they got his follow by acting supportive to him for a week or so.

They always pivot to whatever they feel Chris will react to, hence them trying to tap into his recent delusion by idiotically choosing to be someone that Chris interacts with daily.

 

[MacMasonry]

So, did anyone ever find out who gave Chris the idea to put concentration camps in CWCville?

 

[Ballzymaker94]

So, did anyone ever find out who gave Chris the idea to put concentration camps in CWCville?

I doubt it, since nobody posted anything on this person other than whatever Chris blabs about on Facebook.

 

[Cuntster]

This is absolutely the situation. Chris does not believe a logical chain of events is necessary for things to happen. I think that he used to believe in causality, but only because adults browbeat him into it. It never meshed with his experiences. His whole life, everything "just happened". From his tugboat to graduating from college, everything "just happened".

Recently, Chris has been indulging in his magical thinking more and more. And the worrisome thing is that the sky has not fallen. Chris is going around, talking to his imaginary friends, and Chris has not experienced any backlash like them grownups said he would.

Chris bought a one way ticket on the crazy train, and there are no brakes on that train. I maintain that Chris is not experiencing auditory nor visual hallucinations. But that's a meaningless concession, considering Chris still literally believes he's talking to Sonichu.

I’ve said this before but I can’t emphasize it enough; Chris believes life works just like a videogame. In his mind, if someone completes certain objectives or has certain attributes then they should be and are rewarded without question. This is why he has always found his LoveQuest so unfair; he believes he has passed certain checkpoints that entitle him to a sweetheart. His frustration is akin a player’s reaction if they hit the signpost at the end of a Sonic level and immediately died.

To this day it still confuses him why women, lesbians (or whatever his current fantasy-gal is) aren’t immediately attracted to him. TV and video games have drummed into him it’s what’s inside that matters, and he does his damndest to show he’s a kind, caring, loving, attentive, pure-hearted, emotionally cantered and willing fucktoy for any woman seeking a partner. And every since his Tomgirl/Tranny/Lesbian Female Soul transformation he has turned himself into a fucked up amalgam of some of the qualities he seeks in the perfect partner (kawaii anime-loving, game loving, sexually available gal) and the attributes he feels someone would seek for their perfect partner (a saint with empathy, kindness, understating blah blah blah).

TL;DR: He’s becoming Buffalo Bill.

(Also as an addendum, his maturity concerning sex and emotions never progressed beyond that of an infant. He doesn’t realize that he would have more chance getting pussy by just stating it bluntly instead of behaving like a love struck 14 year old girl.)

 

[heymate]

I must admit I never thought of it that way. Unfortunately, in order for someone to fall in love with you, you need to have lovable qualities, such as:

Intelligence
Patience
Muscles
Decent personal hygiene
Friendliness
A work ethic
Respect
Humility
Cleanliness
Maturity
Non-creepiness
A clean criminal record
Sanity

Basically any qualities that Chris doesn’t have.

 

[Flareon]

Muscles

The most important quality of all

 

[MisterNeanderthal]

The most important quality of all

You sure about that?

 

[PuToTyra]

I must admit I never thought of it that way. Unfortunately, in order for someone to fall in love with you, you need to have lovable qualities, such as:

Intelligence
Patience
Muscles
Decent personal hygiene
Friendliness
A work ethic
Respect
Humility
Cleanliness
Maturity
Non-creepiness
A clean criminal record
Sanity

Basically any qualities that Chris doesn’t have.

Not really, it's possibly to fall in love with someone who doesn't have any of these things. Such relationships often end up being one-sided or abusive, but that's another story.

Chris biggest problem is being a manchild, even the most abusive obese uneducated alcoholic husband is preferable to a toddler in 36-year old body.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

They always pivot to whatever they feel Chris will react to, hence them trying to tap into his recent delusion by idiotically choosing to be someone that Chris interacts with daily.

They should've tried convincing Chris that they were Magi-chan and told him that Barb was going to die soon.

 

[CWCissey]

They should've convinced Chris that they were Magi-chan and told him that Barb was going to die soon.

Well that's what they're going to do now.

 

[The Fool]

someone should use those binarial beat videos to astral project into chris' mind and tell him he's fat