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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Chris could write a 1,000-page novel filled with real words, and there would be nothing in it.
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So basically the book House of Leaves (which is a awesome book btw) but in reverse??,
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Continued from above tweet.
Also, Chris made new dolls of himself.
Also, Chris made new dolls of himself.
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Well, aren't those dolls just so precious and special! And by "precious and special" I mean "Technicolor vomit". I don't know if it's because Chris is lazy or if he has terrible fine motor skills because of Autism, but those paint jobs just look so slapdash. Like he put no effort into them at all. And he really has no idea what colors go together and which ones clash. Old news, I know.
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I like how Christine Doll 2.0 also has the tracksuit jacket.
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Looks like instead of using a paintbrush he used his fingers.
I think it really speaks volumes that he's remaking his pony figurines and not his Sonichu figures. They really need an update, even more so than these abominations.
It's pretty clear that at this point he cares more about MLP than Pokemon or Sonichu, but I hope something will kick him back into a relapse.
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Yep. His comic has always been an awkward mishmash of whatever Chris' obsessions were at the time he drew them, but lately he's been so laser focused on pony shit that it has completely eclipsed everything else recognizable as "Sonichu". Everything now is how badly Chris wishes he was a pretty pony princess with the magical powers of an all-powerful god(dess). If he wants that to be his comic, then why not make a new series? Why call it "Sonichu" when the title character has practically been reduced to a cameo role? Hell, the comic hasn't even been about Sonichu since years before Chris started to pretend to be a girl. It's been all about Chris, and now it's all about Chris and Alternate Universe Psychic Powers Pony Princess Chris.
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I wouldn't be surprised if whatever brushes he had before are gummed up by this point and he's too lazy to buy new ones.
We hope!
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It's funny how he thinks he can recreate the doll without recreating our surveillance circuitry.
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This reminds me of how when the Sonichu Medallion was stolen and destroyed by Pandahalo - Chris just shrugged it off and made a new one. Same with the second one that got shoved up his butthole.
Makes me wonder if he actually has sentimental value for his things or if he just hoards for the sake of not having to take out the garbage...
Makes me wonder if he actually has sentimental value for his things or if he just hoards for the sake of not having to take out the garbage...
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More likely he doesn't know you're supposed to buy new ones.
Of all things, why has Chris chosen a full Adidas tracksuit as his feminine equivalent for The Classic? People who decide they're trans overnight usually go excessively feminine with like, pink pleated skirts and other shit that girls stop wearing around the same time they take down their Black Veil Brides posters and get part-time jobs.
Granted I often see women around Chris's age in full Adidas trackies near where I live, but they're usually swigging from a 2-litre bottle of white cider and you have to avoid eye contact so they don't ask "who the fuck are you looking at".
Chris attaches personal significance to what the medallion represents, not the actual object. He shrugged off the medallion being destroyed because he had the materials to make another one, and he's The Original Creator Of Sonichu And Rosechu so any medallion is the medallion as long as he says it is.
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I suppose that's amusing if true. I guess that's one thing he didn't learn in art class.
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This doll is much more representative of Chris, minus the large crotch plus seaweed green hair.
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On February 11th, Chris pissed away $50 on just two Pokemon cards. Funny thing is one of those cards is Charizard... which he had multiples of before selling his set to @cabalcoffers.
Also, he still has a habit of buying empty disc cases to make his collection look neater. He bought three for Xbox.
Also, he still has a habit of buying empty disc cases to make his collection look neater. He bought three for Xbox.
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we need a pokemon autist again to verify if these are old cards or new, playable ones. If old, what the literal fuck. All I can tell is the artwork is the same so it isn't looking good.
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I'm hoping this is something funny, like Chris is investing in these rare old cards because he's planning to pay for Barb's teeth with the prize money in nationwide Pokemon TCG tournaments.
The less funny probability is that Chris just happened to find his old binders and wanted to get back into the hobby because the happiest moments of his life were getting his ass handed to him by children in a children's card game at the tender young age of 26.
The less funny probability is that Chris just happened to find his old binders and wanted to get back into the hobby because the happiest moments of his life were getting his ass handed to him by children in a children's card game at the tender young age of 26.
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Thank Jesus! When I saw "Chris" and "new dolls," I was worried he made a new video showing off his helicopter spin.