Containment Random Chris Updates

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Chris has aced "dating-ed," gone past "sex-ed" and is now in "long-term relationship ed"

Seriously, though, wtf does this mean. Usually the answer would be ":autism:" but here I'm afraid it might be ":horrifying::islamic::horrifying::islamic:"

Edit: I bet he's talking about some therapy session he saw in a cartoon where a couple pretends to be each other in an argument.
 
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Chris can do a C-/D+ Family Guy impression, it's probably his greatest skill in life.

What's really fun are his attempts to sound like a cutesy female cartoon character, which invariably sounds like Elmo with a mouthful of cotton doing a John Wayne impression over an intercom.
 
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One thing that still makes me chuckle is how, if you only caught a few tweets in passing, you'd think, wow, that person is really into self reflection and development. Then another post or two and you think, hrmmm, a flake? And just a few short scrolls down your eyes explode.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
we need a pokemon autist again to verify if these are old cards or new, playable ones. If old, what the literal fuck. All I can tell is the artwork is the same so it isn't looking good.
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According to this, the cards Chris bought (which are from Base Set and Neo Revelations) aren't legal for play. So Chris just bought them for his toy hoard.

Also, he owned both cards before he sold the binder. lol, he had seller's remorse.

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Well, considering Chris is buying the cards with the money he sold from a bit of paper he doodled on and then spilled Coke on, he's actually getting a better return for what he put in by buying literally anything with the money.

Are the out-of-rotation cards at least collector's items or something? Or are they literal junk?
 
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