Containment Random Chris Updates

[Apteryx Owenii]

You guys are better at deciphering CWC than I, I could tell that post had to do with his "biological clock" but his sentence structure again left me confused as to what the fuck he was actually trying to say to back up his argument.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You guys are better at deciphering CWC than I, I could tell that post had to do with his "biological clock" but his sentence structure again left me confused as to what the fuck he was actually trying to say to back up his argument.

It's autistic speak for he sees more daylight with daylight savings time, so he wants to keep it (even though he sleeps til noon and is too lazy to get a job anyway)

 

[Jack Awful]

The delicious irony that people now cosnider it an epic trolling win to give Chris free money

I don't even think they think they're trolling him, they just want a piece of Christory for internet cred, even if that piece is a shitty Chinese bootleg Pokemon cartridge and no one cares.

 

[MY 405]

It's autistic speak for he sees more daylight with daylight savings time, so he wants to keep it (even though he sleeps til noon and is too lazy to get a job anyway)

And also has no concept of rotational axis or the timing of the vernal equinox.

 

[Raiken]

So has chris updated the comic is smoe way and is he still getting 800 dollars a month for not doing the comic?

 

[Xanax]

I don't even think they think they're trolling him, they just want a piece of Christory for internet cred, even if that piece is a shitty Chinese bootleg Pokemon cartridge and no one cares.

I feel as though a lot of the people who paid for videos thought they were getting an epic troll move in by making him read copypastas and shit. In reality, Chris spent a combined total of ten minutes not playing with pony toys, and he got paid for it.

 

[Buck Mullet]

So has chris updated the comic is smoe way and is he still getting 800 dollars a month for not doing the comic?

Currently $769. This madness has gone on far too long. I don't think he's even fulfilled the bulk of his obligations to send Patreon's the content they are supposed to get. Can't believe the gravy train has not dried up yet.

 

[Xanax]

So has chris updated the comic is smoe way and is he still getting 800 dollars a month for not doing the comic?

Fuck me sideways, it really is just shy of $800. I thought it was like $300 and went on the Patreon to get the exact number so I could correct you on that.

However, I did notice that the reason Chris gives for needing $1000 a month to spend 7 days a week opening Pokemon booster packs and farting is:

so I can feel better peace of mind and less weight long-time hanging over my head like many hippopotamuses

Chris, the undisputed champion of metaphor and simile.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[A Skeleton]

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[Sword_Hand_Tingles]

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To a person who thinks way too much they would think Chris knows something we don't.
But this is just Chris so it's safe to assume he is just a moron.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Currently $769. This madness has gone on far too long. I don't think he's even fulfilled the bulk of his obligations to send Patreon's the content they are supposed to get. Can't believe the gravy train has not dried up yet.

Man, Chris sure is getting trolled by being given $800 a month by weens to sit on his fat ass

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Yes, Alexa. At your wedding, Pristine Christine should deliver the toast to the newly married couple. I would love to see Chris' attire at Alexa's wedding, slutty MLP skirt with one of Barb's matronly shawls (covered in animal waste) to stay within the theme of the wedding.

"Dearest, Alexa! I, Christine Weston Chandler was assigned this monumental task of delivering your toast! I will try to keep it short and simple as I am double parked in two handicapped spaces. Alexa, may you and your new husband trib the night away like two female bonobos, and if he does not provide you with all the Leggo you want, then I hope he gives you the newest Sonic game. Please remember, everyone! Donate to my Patreon!"

 

[TrippinKahlua]

On March 3rd, Chris dropped $90, including shipping, on a used Gamecube Gameboy player.

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You can find one for like $5 if you just persistently search flea markets. He is so wasteful.

 

[Raiken]

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Is babble fish still a thing?

 

[Darksydepickle]

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Chris being Chris... he probably wrote it as a reference to the All Points Bulletin videogame that flopped spectacularly.

 

[Xanax]

Chris being Chris... he probably wrote it as a reference to the All Points Bulletin videogame that flopped spectacularly.

This? Doesn't seem like something Chris would be all that interested in.

My theory is just that it's a result of him always having names and initials on the mind. He probably derived the initials "APB" from their names and then Googled it to see if it stands for anything, so he could use the result in a sentence. It's the main answer that comes up if you Google "APB".

What he actually thinks "All Points Bulletin" means is anyone's guess.

 

[jc17]

On March 3rd, Chris dropped $90, including shipping, on a used Gamecube Gameboy player.

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But don't worry, Barb's teeth will be taken care of... Eventually.

So, after his new toy comes in the mail, how long until he completely forgets about it? A week? Four days? Three?

 

[zap2theextreme]

This? Doesn't seem like something Chris would be all that interested in.

My theory is just that it's a result of him always having names and initials on the mind. He probably derived the initials "APB" from their names and then Googled it to see if it stands for anything, so he could use the result in a sentence. It's the main answer that comes up if you Google "APB".

What he actually thinks "All Points Bulletin" means is anyone's guess.

He's played like 19 hours of Payday 2 my dude

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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Flaccid affirmations and the constant drip of insincere well-wishes have proven to be even less effective at getting china than the ol' Attraction Signs.