Containment Random Chris Updates

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Jokes on him, brunette girls are the best.



Seriously how much of a tard do you have to be to think a normal hair color looks worse than seaweed teal?
It's cuz he likes the My Little Pony characters and none of them have brown hair, they're all rainbow colors that in the real world is exclusively the hair color of girls you should stay away from because they browse Tumblr and beta males. Chris is both.
 
He is going to blow up her dm.
That's not the only thing he's going to blow up.

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well that sure is something

He hasn't heard much about the NC controversy; but knows enough to say that his 'fictional' self and the sonichus think NC is innocent of all accusations - because, his fictional self and real self are of two separate mindsets so he can't be held accountable for what his 'fictional' self thinks? Talk about wanting to have your cake and eat it, too.

Why is this not surprising to me...like, at all?
 
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