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Gonna laugh myself to death if Chris ends up in the county jail for prostitution instead of trespass after banned.
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- Thread starter Clown Doll
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So far I see no reason to believe Chris is actually trying to prostitute himself, or any of the other bizarre things posted on his accounts lately. It's just as likely that he sold control of the accounts, or he's being "possessed" by a headmate, or someone is paying him to say the specific things he's saying.
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We've passed through the event horizon of trolling. This is autistic singularity. I don't think the sad Chris emoji is going to be appropriate enough for when he eventually sells himself into sexual slavery. *stress sigh*
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Good that no one wants to do it, because i'm not up for the possible STD saga.
VoreDoggy
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I've been saying its a (real-life) poly couple adopting him since that first announcement. I just want to hear about how they reached out to him.
(What if it's Jim Sterling/wife?)
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Anyone else notice that Chris's Random Capitalization has been almost non-existent for a lot of this latest saga? I think whoever is in control of the twitter has a good idea of how to make sentences that sound like something Chris would say, but they don't have his knack for terrible punctuation.
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Chris bought the new God of War. It's $60.
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I think he means cash only for both. Like he won't do anything for a Walmart gift card or a Lego set. I'm sure he knows what anal means though since he said he'd take a duck up the butt for a sweetheart.
I'm actually surprised no weens have reported him for attempting prostitution.
Apparently somebody saw Chris out with a couple hambeasts. Why would you want to be in a poly relationship with Chris? Unless you're a super unattractive desperate couple, one or both of you has some sort of weird fetish, or you're trolls.
I guess Chris found one (probably un)satisfied customer.
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Those were his friends from Pokemon club.
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Dude you're way ahead of me in this scope of confusion. I'm still hung up on how he just rockets from nope to blowjobs. You would think he'd start smaller, like with handies.
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dont know if this is better or worse then $50 for snugglesChris also said he’ll do anal for 100 cash only so I think he knows what it means:
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The both probably smell the same too.
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Honestly, 90% of the anus value departed with the medallion.
LoveYouLongTime
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Nobody wants an already explored region.
Christ, imagine if Chris never lost his virginity. I bet he could have auctioned it off like those stories you read of 18 year girls selling theirs for millions.
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They literally push it on each other, encouraging newbies to troon out in such a way that keeping employment is unlikely, and then telling them that sex work is validation of their identity. It's fucking disturbing.
Venom Snake
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I guess Stephanie Bustcakes is at it again... with a vengeance. Now she does anal too.
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I wonder if Chris thinks he's a convincing trap.
Marsaudiac
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MahFibro!
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I read 'anal'; and all that comes to mind is CWC admitting that he'd have the occasional poop accident; but that it was nothing to be ashamed of, because it happened to everyone.
Knowing that, why would anyone chance sticking their dick up his poop shoot when there's a good chance CWC would douse them in stress poop?
Knowing that, why would anyone chance sticking their dick up his poop shoot when there's a good chance CWC would douse them in stress poop?
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Does he charge extra for dirty talk about crapped briefs/panties?