Containment Random Chris Updates

[Crass_and_Champ]

Nobody wants an already explored region.

Christ, imagine if Chris never lost his virginity. I bet he could have auctioned it off like those stories you read of 18 year girls selling theirs for millions.

Imagine Chris, ecstatic over all the young laydees lining up to buy his bent duck, and then the auction ends. The winner is @Jack Z.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I guess Stephanie Bustcakes is at it again... with a vengeance. Now she does anal too.

Why are you pozloading my negholep?

 

[I Exist]

I'm not surprised he would actually do this.

 

[Milk Mage]

Welp, I guess I'll be taking a trip to Ruckersville for no particular reason. Also, does anyone have $150 I can borrow?

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

I read 'anal'; and all that comes to mind is CWC admitting that he'd have the occasional poop accident; but that it was nothing to be ashamed of, because it happened to everyone.

Knowing that, why would anyone chance sticking their dick up his poop shoot when there's a good chance CWC would douse them in stress poop?

Hey, you don't know what some of these weens are into.

 

[PlasticOwls]

From Sega Sweepstakes' Sweetheart to Purty Poor Prostitute.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I'd say fake, but...who would have said years ago that Chris would go tranny?

What im not buying is that he is in any kind of real relationship.

Also, he sells himself as a celebrity

 

[m0rnutz]

Chris didnt clarify who is receiving buttsex. Are we taking his duck or is he taking our Ron Jeremy?

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I just told @CatParty I didn't want to enter disco anymore for this very same reason... How long until someone leaks a porn vid of Chris?

Who am I kidding? He'll upload it himself.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Jeden Tag, entfernen wir uns weiter von Gottes Licht.
Chaque jour, nous nous éloignons de la lumière de Dieu.
Todos los días , nos alejamos de la luz de Dios.
Every day, we stray further from God's Light.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

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And NEVER have sex with him; for Money.

 

[Sergeant At Arms]

What im not buying is that he is in any kind of real relationship.

I'm more inclined to believe this :

 

[Owlflaps]

Chris confirmed for homo?

 

[niggers]

i'm really fucking disappointed one of you fuckers hasn't already gone through with it yet

50 bucks for a bj and possibly the biggest event since the trannying, or 1000 for some overpriced garbage.

someone should be racing their gay ass to virginia right now

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Chris confirmed for homo?

No straight dude could hate men this much.

 

[johnny5150]

not everything chris does is a saga. we dont know if chris is being trolled again like he was with the idea guy.

 

[CatParty]

the ween who messaged him was https://twitter.com/spudtheotter
https://www.artstation.com/spudtheotter

 

[Zebedee]

I have questions and concerns over where this road leads.

I assume you have pretended to take up Chris's offer @Venom Snake?

If not how did you get this information?

Can you provide some proof as to whether it is Chris?

Why are you touching the excrement? You inch closer to disaster for every step you take in this direction.


Regardless, damnation awaits thee, and I think you'll find few here who will want to help pull you back once you reach it.

Edit:

the ween who messaged him was https://twitter.com/spudtheotter
https://www.artstation.com/spudtheotter

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Nevermind, the above is answered, of course it was a fucking furry.

 

[Nikachu]

not everything chris does is a saga. we dont know if chris is being trolled again like he was with the idea guy.

I think it's all just apart of the tomgirl saga.