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I personally find "enablers" like these are worse than the trolls.
Trolling Chris used to be malicious and was generally just for lols, now most of the "trolls" are just trying to help out Chris out by getting him a job.
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Trolling Chris used to be malicious and was generally just for lols, now most of the "trolls" are just trying to help out Chris out by getting him a job.
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No most 'trolls' of Chris tend to be for their own gain now. The old trolls at least considered trolling Chris as a hobby.
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That interaction is as cringey as it is autistic. If your life is so boring that you have to kiss Chris's ass for a tiny spot of attention, you're as much of a cow as he is.
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And now Chris is resorting to "selling" good (I should say himself) off eBay again, which will ultimately end up with some idiot reporting him, and probably get his eBay account banned, again. Also, Chris does not know how to math. He was $500 to visit you for 30 minutes, but wants only $100 for him to let you fuck his shitty asshole.
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The guy who has been trolled more than anyone else in history thinks he's a good judge of character.
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Subconcious Offense
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We should sign Cole up for this. We can watch the brothers argue who should pay the other.
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LMAO that's the exact same line that escorts use.
That.. is incredibly weird.
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the line is the same but sadly the quality of the lady and the services provided are not the same for the amount asked
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I'm certain there is some escort, somewhere out there in the world, who would be considered a downgrade from Chris.
... or I could just be extremely tired.
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Fuck off Bryan. If youre gonna draw shit of lolcows for notoriety then just join the site. We have an art section.
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Of course Chris celebrates his belief in Tron-with-waifus by attaching yet another clanking plastic phylactery to his body. At this point, his shuffling about has got to sound like somebody rolling one of those Barrel of Monkeys games down the stairs.
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Some people follow the teachings of Christ and wear a Crucifix as a sign of their faith. Some people believe in Judaism and wear the Star of David and Yarmulke. Some believe in Allah and have their women wear Hijab to protect their modesty. Chris believes that anime girls live in his video game consoles, can connect him with Imagination Land, will give him superpowers if he believes hard enough, and he wears a plastic gem taped to his watch. Yay for the First Amendment, I guess?
At least he's stopped wearing that unicorn dildo on his head...for now.
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Would selling a service that Chris is doing even legal on eBay?
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Unlike Cole's attempt at doing something extremely similar, you can bet that weens are going to mass-report this.
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Won't be the first or last time this happens. People always have to interfere in Chris's shenanigans not realizing he's far more capable of doing hilariously stupid shit without anyone's involvement.
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$500 and you have to buy him lunch too? Half an hour maximum and he'll spend 20 minutes of it stuffing his gob. That deal is just getting better and better!