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You also know you're gonna watch the cartoons he wants, so it's gonna be MLP for sure lol.
The exceptional genes definitely come from Barb's side, it's basically confirmed at this point.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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The exceptional genes definitely come from Barb's side, it's basically confirmed at this point.
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It's starting to sound like a rockstars backstage rider clause. "I want fresh turkey and Swiss wraps cut on the bias, 12 bottles of pellegrino, a bluray copy of the MLP movie already playing when I arrive.."
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And to think that right now, there's some ween who wants to get efamous and is begging his mom for some good boy points to buy this amazing deal
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Come on now dude, put some heart into it, it's EPIK WEEN!
But yeah, the whole enterprise is just hilarious, Chris's business ideas are proving to be his best content in a while. Not to mention little nuggets like the eBay descriptions, not to mention the return of Twitter tantrums.
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I want to feel sorry for Chris and Barb, but shit like that just angers me. Him being autistic and a fucking retard gives him a green card to pull shit like this?
I think some people turn a blind eye to that due to Chris condition but for fake sake, he is autistic. He doesn't suffer from down syndrome. He is fully aware of the shit he is doing. He must be.
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That's just on his psn account. You don't know the amount he wasted with other systems, toys and other shit.
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I kinda want just one person to go through with this (maybe at a lower price), just because it'd be hilarious for Chris to beat Cole at another fame goal of his.
Like if Chris actually gets a bite, you think he'll be a dick at the meeting?
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Getting angry because of something on this forum is pretty autistic mate.
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He's only including himself at the visit for like one hour. That's what makes the least sense to me right now. I mean, I don't live in the United States, but doesn't any visit out of state take as long as three hours at least, unless of course you live near a border?
No, hopefully not.
No, hopefully not.
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Oh yeah, he may not actively try to be an asshole, but he'll definitely come off as one.
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I am pretty sure Chris intends that people travel to him, pretty much everyone here will admit that laziness is his biggest fault.
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He explicitly stated that he was gonna visit the buyer, even stated limits on the states he can go to.
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This is actually a dangerous endeavour for Chris.
I can see someone, a mean spirit stranger, to harm chris in a more physical manner. He is internet famous, famous for the wrong reasons and plenty of people hate chris or want to make him suffer.
Call it paranoia, but I feel like this won't end well if it actually happens.
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Pull shit like what? Spending his money on stupid shit?
Everyone can do that.
Just advertising-wise, it's dumb when people refer to these as "demands". Or at least it's dumb when they actually take them seriously as demands.
People take Chris' bluster seriously, instead of recognizing it for what it is: a shaky bluff.
Chris always huffs and puffs and demands shit, and the moment he sees an opportunity to make a deal, he takes it. It was the same shit with ebay, people are like "oh man, he's so egotistical, he refuses to accept anything lower than $10000 for his garbage", and then he quietly drops the prices, sells them at more reasonable prices, and pockets the money. And it's not like people don't have the capability to pay attention to these things. Every sale gets exhaustively documented on here. People on disco know that Chris will lower his prices, they just choose to believe otherwise.
What I'm most tickled by is how well it works. Chris out-negotiates most of the tards who try to buy shit from him because they think he's so egotistical (because of cwcki hyperbole) that Chris' first offer is the only possible offer he'll accept, and you better take it.
Heh, it's like those used car salesmen with gimmicks. Like Crazy Eddie with autism. Autistic Manchild Christine: her prices are autistic, you won't find these prices anywhere else!
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Some of the shit you say, dude...
99% of people just want to observe or laugh at him, not a lot of people hate him and no one is going to pay $500 to hate-crime Chris.
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Not when they can ambush him at Mcdonalds and do it for free, the fact no one has does it shows how little people care.Some of the shit you say, dude...
99% of people just want to observe or laugh at him, not a lot of people hate him and no one is going to pay $500 to hate-crime Chris.
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Nah, I think Chris would be pretty nice. He'll say some stupid shit, but he'll be cordial and friendly. Probably even enjoyable to talk to, in a weird way, if you happen to have similar interests.
(Shitty anime about loli computer parts, Sailor Moon and ponies? I'm sure Chris could make you legit chuckle if you're into that nonsense.)
I don't think it's likely, just because it's a bit too pricy, even if you're really that buttmad about Chris.
I don't think Hirtes can afford it.
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I hope you are right. I don't like Chris, but I don't want him to be kidnapped and fucking tortured by some edge lord.
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I can see Chris being visibly bored when whatever sped would pay for this goes into a long diatribe about how Chris MUST watch evanjellyon to truly appreciate the finest anime. After 10 minutes Chris would give them about as much respect as he gives Waterman.