Containment Random Chris Updates

[Subconcious Offense]

I also think that paid videos should only be shared privately here on the forums as well with established members only.

I don't think they should be shared at all, to discourage it.

 

[Mason Verger]

I don't think they should be shared at all, to discourage it.

I've never found one that was actually interesting, making Chris say shit doesn't mean anything anymore. He'll say anything you want.

Yet, it is still part of the day to day. And who decides what is paidcontent? Was yesterday's "I need a break" video paid content? Plus I suppose there's incidental insight that can be gleaned. Like that fact that Chris just lets massive logs of dogshit just sit there.

Christ, I hope it's fucking dogshit. I don't know how good barb is with stairs anymore.

 

[Rupin]

And

I hesitated to even post this because of how stupid this is, but this ween has changed the title of that video to "My Ex GF Dances next to dog poop". He made this comment on another video which is how I found about his channel in the first place:

I was the one texting Chris over and over to get him to show Barbara on camera to make sure she was ok. And then when she left I called Barbs cell phone over and over which is why she came downstairs to tell Chris about it and those damn dogs followed her and were howling. I live in Ruckersville very close to Chris and dated Barbara but Chris didn't like me coming over and staying the night though so we broke up after a few months. She always nagged me and asked me for money. She asked me to take out a payday loan for her and That was the final straw for me so I broke it off. I posted a video on my channel of the day we were all dancing to her ex husbands records LOL there was dog shit right behind her. I don't like Chris much. He forces her to do things and was disrespectful to her when I was there and it always pissed me off. Just recently Barbara called me asking for over $8,000 so that her home wouldn't be foreclosed upon. I knew what would happen if I gave it to her I would loose that money. So I didn't.



He also posted these 2 new videos yesterday:

This might be one of the stupidest weens ever.

And one of the sickest.

 

[Mason Verger]

And


And one of the sickest.

He was posting here yesterday.

 

[Okkervils]

He was posting here yesterday.

Under what name? I must have missed it. So weird.

 

[Prussian Blue]

He also posted these 2 new videos yesterday:

This might be one of the stupidest weens ever.

Ah goddamn. The more they ween like this, the more I root for Chris. Which isn't right.

I don't went them to get any more attention but sincerely hope they get doxxed

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ah goddamn. The more they ween like this, the more I root for Chris. Which isn't right.

I don't went them to get any more attention but sincerely hope they get doxxed

Weens aren't stupid, they're just dangling low hanging fruit in front of Chris. The mere fact that Chris would even humor this means that he is insane and that Barb should have a pimp that will charge twice as much.

 

[Mason Verger]

Under what name? I must have missed it. So weird.

He didn't post much, but I recognized the name of his YouTube channel, which is Johnny Bucchi. Unless that name is stupid new meme.

 

[James Howlett]

This is disgusting.

That being said, in my own imaginary cartoon universe, I think it would be a win for everyone if we got a video of Barb sucking a weens dick (don't rate me angry or Islamic yet!) Then the ween thinks the chimpout video of Chris not getting payed for his mother's services would be epic, so he films the initial encounter. What the ween wasn't counting on was Chris' new fitness regiment coupled with 'tard strength basically giving Chris the strength of an autistic Super Sayan (super sayan 2, if I'm not mistaken...)

So Chris hulks out and causes considerable facial and organ damage to the ween. The ween narrowly escapes death, though permanently disfigured, and sees his opportunity to be part of Christory by filing assault charges against Chris. Chris mentions hooking his mother, and suddenly investigators go down the rabbit hole (with assistance from the kiwi farms, who get a commendation later for public service).

The investigators dive into the ween and his contact with Chris. They bring the case before a jury. Chris settles on a fine for the assault and pimping his own dementia-riddled mother, but it's not that bad, thanks to his exceptionalism. The ween on the other hand is charged and found guilty of soliciting prostitution, abuse of the elderly, and illegal surveillance (In my cartoon fantasy, Virginia is a 2 party consent state).

Chris gets to continue making videos for us, the ween gets to give free blow jobs in a state penitentiary for the next 20 years, Barb dies peacefully knowing she got to experience pleasuring a man for one last time and @Null gets put into TIME Magazine as a person of the Year for the contributions he made in organizing a free defense force for the elderly and developmentally disabled.

Then everybody stood up and clapped.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I hesitated to even post this because of how stupid this is, but this ween has changed the title of that video to "My Ex GF Dances next to dog poop". He made this comment on another video which is how I found about his channel in the first place:

I was the one texting Chris over and over to get him to show Barbara on camera to make sure she was ok. And then when she left I called Barbs cell phone over and over which is why she came downstairs to tell Chris about it and those damn dogs followed her and were howling. I live in Ruckersville very close to Chris and dated Barbara but Chris didn't like me coming over and staying the night though so we broke up after a few months. She always nagged me and asked me for money. She asked me to take out a payday loan for her and That was the final straw for me so I broke it off. I posted a video on my channel of the day we were all dancing to her ex husbands records LOL there was dog shit right behind her. I don't like Chris much. He forces her to do things and was disrespectful to her when I was there and it always pissed me off. Just recently Barbara called me asking for over $8,000 so that her home wouldn't be foreclosed upon. I knew what would happen if I gave it to her I would loose that money. So I didn't.



He also posted these 2 new videos yesterday:

This might be one of the stupidest weens ever.

What in the fuck

 

[The Dude]

What in the fuck

Some of these niggas are literally more fucked in the head than Chris is, what with all this sexualizing Old Lady Chandler like this. Some sick motherfuckers.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I hesitated to even post this because of how stupid this is, but this ween has changed the title of that video to "My Ex GF Dances next to dog poop". He made this comment on another video which is how I found about his channel in the first place:

I was the one texting Chris over and over to get him to show Barbara on camera to make sure she was ok. And then when she left I called Barbs cell phone over and over which is why she came downstairs to tell Chris about it and those damn dogs followed her and were howling. I live in Ruckersville very close to Chris and dated Barbara but Chris didn't like me coming over and staying the night though so we broke up after a few months. She always nagged me and asked me for money. She asked me to take out a payday loan for her and That was the final straw for me so I broke it off. I posted a video on my channel of the day we were all dancing to her ex husbands records LOL there was dog shit right behind her. I don't like Chris much. He forces her to do things and was disrespectful to her when I was there and it always pissed me off. Just recently Barbara called me asking for over $8,000 so that her home wouldn't be foreclosed upon. I knew what would happen if I gave it to her I would loose that money. So I didn't.



He also posted these 2 new videos yesterday:

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This might be one of the stupidest weens ever.

This cannot continue

 

[DragoonSierra]

Id fuck Barb for money. And by that I mean Im the one getting paid.

 

[Onewittyuser]

Bit late to the party, but that's a Lego watch, I had a few of them YEARS ago. It looks like its a wildestyle one from the lego movie, but I can't be certain. Couple that with the paper to cover up the watch and a necklace shittily put on top, I'd say this is a certified original CWC watch/Sharicite/whatever.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I follow this group on facebook that also follows Chris. I don't know if this has been posted yet, but they just posted it.

LINK

 

[Mason Verger]

I follow this group on facebook that also follows Chris. I don't know if this has been posted yet, but they just posted it.

LINK

Jesus Christ. So it's a group of guys pretending to be girls pretending that they don't realize that every one else is pretending to care about their pretend relationships with Chris. A pretend lady.

That's the gayer than cum on a mustache. We as a species really do need that meteor to wipe us out soon.

 

[Deadpool]

I hesitated to even post this because of how stupid this is, but this ween has changed the title of that video to "My Ex GF Dances next to dog poop". He made this comment on another video which is how I found about his channel in the first place:

I was the one texting Chris over and over to get him to show Barbara on camera to make sure she was ok. And then when she left I called Barbs cell phone over and over which is why she came downstairs to tell Chris about it and those damn dogs followed her and were howling. I live in Ruckersville very close to Chris and dated Barbara but Chris didn't like me coming over and staying the night though so we broke up after a few months. She always nagged me and asked me for money. She asked me to take out a payday loan for her and That was the final straw for me so I broke it off. I posted a video on my channel of the day we were all dancing to her ex husbands records LOL there was dog shit right behind her. I don't like Chris much. He forces her to do things and was disrespectful to her when I was there and it always pissed me off. Just recently Barbara called me asking for over $8,000 so that her home wouldn't be foreclosed upon. I knew what would happen if I gave it to her I would loose that money. So I didn't.



He also posted these 2 new videos yesterday:

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This might be one of the stupidest weens ever.

@yawning sneasel there you go $1000. Bet for another $500 she'll go all the way.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

@yawning sneasel there you go $1000. Bet for another $500 she'll go all the way.

Throw in some bananas and she'll take her diaper off.

 

[nvrwastetree]

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Of course Chris is dumb enough to believe people can major in Sonic. Then again, he is niave after all.