Containment Random Chris Updates

[Trilby]

I'm pretty sure the reason he's saying 'fist bump' is because of Sonic Forces. The theme song is called that, and it's repeated everywhere in the game.

I wouldn't be surpirsed if that's where he got it from.

 

[zap2theextreme]

LOL, calm down, it's the Internet. You can't doxx yourself mutliple times, act like an idiot, and not expect for something bad to happen. The very early days of unorganized trolling, in fact, might have been considered weenery.

The problem is that in 2007-2009 when weenery was at it's peak Chris would just mute his phone. But now he's literally engaging every single ween that approaches him because he's so desperate for money.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Did Chris say fist bumps?

 

[Xanax]

The problem is that in 2007-2009 when weenery was at it's peak Chris would just mute his phone. But now he's literally engaging every single ween that approaches him because he's so desperate for money.

He picked a good time to start though. If he'd tried to sell video commissions in 2008, people would have laughed in his face because he was regularly giving away content for free that was funnier than anything a ween could write for him. He's desperate for money, but people are equally desperate for content.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Did Chris say fist bumps?

Damn. Is Chris going to audition for the Fight Club remake? Cuz bruh I will hire him on the spot.

 

[Holiday Special]

Damn. Is Chris going to audition for the Fight Club remake? Cuz bruh I will hire him on the spot.

Chris does have the necessary bitch tits.

 

[Peepee]

What the fuck even is a ween any more? If you so much as reply to Chris on Twitter someone on this forum will call you a faggot ween.

That's because trying to interact with Chris online at this point when you're nothing but a rando to him is fundamentally a stupid thing to be doing. It might not be "weening" in the strictest sense but it's still deserving of scorn and ridicule.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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I often wonder when I see people posting screens like this if users are just outing themselves for being gigantic ween faggots and want people to notice them reaching out to Chris and trying to get their 15 minutes of shame.

Incidentally, where'd you get the screenshots bro? Also, Windows Mobile the most :autism: of mobile phones.

 

[Git]

Chris seems antsy about getting his money. I wonder if weens have been ripping him off. That paypig better fork it over.

 

[Mason Verger]

I often wonder when I see people posting screens like this if users are just outing themselves for being gigantic ween faggots and want people to notice them reaching out to Chris and trying to get their 15 minutes of shame.

Incidentally, where'd you get the screenshots bro? Also, Windows Mobile the most :autism: of mobile phones.

And in them Chris usually comes off as the less autistic one. Those interactions are about as interesting as ordering a pizza.

 

[4Macie]

“Hey, is this George?”

What?

 

[Silvally]

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how the heck are these people getting in contact with Chris so easy i heard its really hard

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

how the heck are these people getting in contact with Chris so easy i heard its really hard

They are pretending to be women or are using money as an incentive. Those are the two things he responds the most to.

 

[Silvally]

They are pretending to be women or are using money as an incentive. Those are the two things he responds the most to.

one of my more well... exceptional friends has tried that and never got Chris attention guess these guys just got lucky

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

one of my more well... exceptional friends has tried that and never got Chris attention guess these guys just got lucky

If they are as exceptional as you say they are and are trying to bait Chris into playing along with their weenery, then they probably suck at it and should be ashamed they even tried pretending to be a woman to get Chris's attention in the first place. Pathetic.

 

[geg]

And in them Chris usually comes off as the less autistic one. Those interactions are about as interesting as ordering a pizza.

If people would just leave him alone he'd probably do something interesting and/or disturbing. This constant weening is mentally tiring.

 

[Marvin]

They are pretending to be women or are using money as an incentive. Those are the two things he responds the most to.

one of my more well... exceptional friends has tried that and never got Chris attention guess these guys just got lucky

Cold approaching Chris and trying to e-girlfriend him won't work, but paying him will.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Cold approaching Chris and trying to e-girlfriend him won't work, but paying him will.

You're acting like Chris is still 100 percent straight, look at how enamored with Bryan he was. I wonder if posing as a twink would get his attention.

 

[Buck Mullet]

You're acting like Chris is still 100 percent straight, look at how enamored with Bryan he was. I wonder if posing as a twink would get his attention.

Just a hunch but I think Chris going gay for pay and crushing on Bryan was Idea Guy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Just a hunch but I think Chris going gay for pay and crushing on Bryan was Idea Guy.

That's why he hasn't removed the proud bisexual transwoman from his Twitter bio. Is it such a bad thing that Chris might not be as straight as once possibly thought? I mean, we can entertain the Tomgirl female soul nonsense on Kiwifarms, but as soon as Chris might show some interest in men, it's a resounding NO! While I do think he might have been coerced into the prostitution stuff or just extremely desperate, I do believe his interest in Brian and his gf was very real.