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Mariposa Electrique said:
That's why he hasn't removed the proud bisexual transwoman from his Twitter bio. Is it such a bad thing that Chris might not be as straight as once possibly thought? I mean, we can entertain the Tomgirl female soul nonsense on Kiwifarms, but as soon as Chris might show some interest in men, it's a resounding NO! While I do think he might have been coerced into the prostitution stuff or just extremely desperate, I do believe his interest in Brian and his gf was very real.
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As far the Twitter bio, likely he's just dumb and forgot and can't be bothered to change it. And I still think the gay and bi (which i'm not sure Chris understands what bisexual is) stuff was all Idea Guy. But when Chris got wind of Bryan having an honest to goodness sweetheart he took it a step further on his own only because of the possibility of some China.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
That's why he hasn't removed the proud bisexual transwoman from his Twitter bio. Is it such a bad thing that Chris might not be as straight as once possibly thought? I mean, we can entertain the Tomgirl female soul nonsense on Kiwifarms, but as soon as Chris might show some interest in men, it's a resounding NO! While I do think he might have been coerced into the prostitution stuff or just extremely desperate, I do believe his interest in Brian and his gf was very real.
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It's more of an issue of how Chris copes. If Chris is closeted, what reason would he ever have to face that aspect of himself? He can't stand any kind of negative sensation at all, not even self-introspection. It's not that it's impossible, it's just something that would take a very, very long time for him to do, if ever. All Chris' life he has fervently pounded the idea into his head that dicks are revolting and men are evil, it would take a monumental effort to undo that and Chris just doesn't have that kind of resolve.
The only alternative I can see is that Chris' Ego shut down and now the Id is free to say "yeah, you know what? dicks are cool, fuck whatever the Super-Ego said" In which case, Chris isn't getting better or more mature, he's getting worse.
 
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The Fool said:
The only alternative I can see is that Chris' Ego shut down
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That's a little :optimistic:. Chris and his ego are one and the same.

Anyway, "Please, pay immediately". I'm surprised that Chris doesn't demand cash upfront. If he'd pull one of his birthday (or whatever) wishes then in the same video say, "Please donate!" I'd be pissed. :c
 
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Buck Mullet said:
As far the Twitter bio, likely he's just dumb and forgot and can't be bothered to change it. And I still think the gay and bi (which i'm not sure Chris understands what bisexual is) stuff was all Idea Guy. But when Chris got wind of Bryan having an honest to goodness sweetheart he took it a step further on his own only because of the possibility of some China.
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Because of the whole polyamory thing, but how you forget that Bryan admitted to taking it too far with Chris in private. It's not uncommon for autogynepheliacs to be at least bisexual and crave the comfort of a man's embrace.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Because of the whole polyamory thing, but how you forget that Bryan admitted to taking it too far with Chris in private. It's not uncommon for autogynepheliacs to be at least bisexual and crave the comfort of a man's embrace.
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See there I agree. I don't think Chris craves cock, just some affection. Even before all this Idea Gay stuff, there's no doubt Chris had some Freudian issues with men's bodies, but I think like @The Fool above said, he wasn't trained how to process that normally. Like he had a old Bob thing of "even seeing a dick makes you a fairy!". Chris has always been overwhelmingly interested in girls. I think he liked Bryan for some weird hugbro reasons and definitely thought he'd be able to fuck his girlfriend.
 
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Mason Verger said:
I think he liked Bryan for some weird hugbro reasons and definitely thought he'd be able to fuck his girlfriend
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I think it goes beyond a "bromance" thing, I think Chris might be interested in a romantic relationship with a man, from a very narcissistic standpoint, like "tell me I'm pretty", "lift me up, big daddy", "make me feel like a real lay-deeh". Chris is very much aware of the attention women get from men, and I'm sure his fears about men's bodies can be assuaged as long as he's the center of attention and his needs are being met.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I think it goes beyond a "bromance" thing, I think Chris might be interested in a romantic relationship with a man, from a very narcissistic standpoint, like "tell me I'm pretty", "lift me up, big daddy", "make me feel like a real lay-deeh". Chris is very much aware of the attention women get from men, and I'm sure his fears about men's bodies can be assuaged as long as he's the center of attention and his needs are being met.
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You're probably right but Jesus my brain didn't want to go there. Chris flirting with a twink. Brrrr..


It would be really fucking helpful if Bryan just released what he had.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I think it goes beyond a "bromance" thing, I think Chris might be interested in a romantic relationship with a man, from a very narcissistic standpoint, like "tell me I'm pretty", "lift me up, big daddy", "make me feel like a real lay-deeh". Chris is very much aware of the attention women get from men, and I'm sure his fears about men's bodies can be assuaged as long as he's the center of attention and his needs are being met.
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Somehow I doubt that. I doubt Chris' super gay complimenting Bryan goes further than bromance or buttering Bryan up so he'll make more comics that Chris can send to his Patreon donators so he can do as little work as possible. I can also see him being nice to Bryan so he can enter a pily relationship with Bryan and his girlfriend. I think you're reading a bit too much into Chris' "homosexuality".
 
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