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Also anybody know what happened to Chris's ebay? All the items are gone.
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Also anybody know what happened to Chris's ebay? All the items are gone.
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No idea, but it seems the items are still for sale, just not displaying on the seller page.
This listing is still up, for instance... https://www.ebay.com/itm/Apple-iPho...ked-Christine-Weston-Chandler-s/282958064096?
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From up his arse. Wedged just behind the yellowing chunks of Crayola fuckin' Model Magic.
No_one
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CWC Multiverse Therory. In reality Chris lives in (or pretends to do so) Sonichu is an official pokemon, and Chris is a woman who grabs her own different self's butt. And also a pony. And an electric-hedgeog-pokemon. Simply put: :autism:
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Gotta love Chris's weird "raised by grandparents" taste in music. I bet to Bob that track was club banger.
Edit: also that thumbnail for that video looks like a man is leading a child out to a tide marsh to be molested.
Edit: also that thumbnail for that video looks like a man is leading a child out to a tide marsh to be molested.
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Sometimes, I even wonder how Chris hears music. His autism very much affects his sensory processing, with his haute attitude about Brittney Spear's "Pretty Girls", I would think he can't process sounds like the most of us. Not saying it's very much different, but I just think he has a brain that can only understand and perceive toys.
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It must've happened in a delirious fantasy (perhaps acted out with toys), so now he thinks it really happened.
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Aw c'mon, he's not rainman. He fucking loves music, I mean it's shit music, but he does appreciate it. Besides wasn't he pretty good at Rock Band? That means he can at least tell notes apart.
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Not necessarily, it just says he can tell colors apart. You could technically play those games without sound, though without some audio queues, it would be tough. I do agree with you though that Chris likes music, and I think he generally hears it the same as the rest of us, but I bet vocals/lyrics are a bit more important to him than composition.
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We never really saw him play the game to prove he was good at it.
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I follow this group on facebook that also follows Chris. I don't know if this has been posted yet, but they just posted it.
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lol, those messages were leaked by Mellanie Chafe / Luniara, after Chris kicked her off his FB. She posted this before dropping the PMs.
I like how bitchy she was over losing her in with Chris. Like, she just ran to a troll FB page to talk shit about him and dump PMs. And lol at how that set her off instead of Chris not sending her the book she ordered on Patreon, even though she kept throwing money at him for months after it was clear she wouldn't be getting the book.
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...Wat? Does Chris not know his own favourite franchise lore?
Please tell me someone has pointed this out to him.
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It was Guitar Hero, but even CWCki begrudging admits he was pretty at ok at it:
"Chris appears to show some decent skill level in Guitar Hero games. Even when rivals poke fun at conspiracies behind mysterious orange notes (if you catch their drift), Chris has been able to survive songs on hard difficulty, as shown in the videos. Sneakily enough, he just says the expert difficulty "is good"[2] — we have never known if he routinely plays on expert or not."
All I'm saying homeboy ain't got a lot going for him in positives column, we can at least accept that he doesn't hear music all re.tarded.
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They always get mad, because the fact of Chris realizing they are trolls, proves to them they are not as smart as they think.
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Friend of Marvin and Splendid Meat Sticks
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That's pretty accurate right there.
He's been on a roll lately - have you seen Twitter?
Not sure how long it'll last, but at least a couple weens are starting to think twice.
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It takes a few years, but it happens. I don't think they're mad about being unmasked as trolls, I think they're probably angry over Chris trying to dispense a value judgment onto them. They really shouldn't be that angry, Chris literally takes years to figure out you're a troll, and even then, he still thinks you're his hypothetical girlfriend. You also shouldn't get angry about being called fat by a man who edited the data in his Fitbit.
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Remember, Chris thinks that all fictional media genuinely physically exists in another plane of existence, and that Chris is some sort of godhead in this fictional world where he can dictate how it operates (if not alone, then through the powers of other fictional characters). To Chris, it doesn't matter what the original author of a piece of work thinks, because that work is sentient and is capable of making it's own decisions, which also coincidentally happen to be the same as Chris' decisions.
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